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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Tiger Wench on February 20, 2009, 11:39:23 AM

Title: The New 23rd Psalm
Post by: Tiger Wench on February 20, 2009, 11:39:23 AM

PSALM 2008-2012: FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICANS 

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

AND I SHALL DWELL WITH THE DEMOCRATS FOREVER IN A RENTED HOME.

AMEN.

Title: Re: The New 23rd Psalm
Post by: Tarheel on February 22, 2009, 04:02:07 PM

Sacrilegious; but, humorous, and all-too-true.

Be glad you didn't paraphrase a text from the Koran...you might be a victim of a CAIR lawsuit, Tiger Wench.