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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 19, 2009, 09:26:49 PM
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players all around the world. Tiger returns next week....
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3919606 (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3919606)
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players all around the world. Tiger returns next week....
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3919606 (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=3919606)
I guess I'll start watching golf again. I used to hate Tiger, but the more I watch him play, the more I find myself pulling for him.
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I guess I'll start watching golf again. I used to hate Tiger, but the more I watch him play, the more I find myself pulling for him.
I feel the same. At a certain point it starts to get historical and more interesting.
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I guess I'll start watching golf again. I used to hate Tiger, but the more I watch him play, the more I find myself pulling for him.
I pull for him too. To fucking LOSE.
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I pull for him too. To fucking LOSE.
Ha. You and my father-in-law should hang out.
I've got the Master's marked off on my calendar. If he doesn't win I'll be very surprised.
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Ha. You and my father-in-law should hang out.
I've got the Master's marked off on my calendar. If he doesn't win I'll be very surprised.
I hate people being deemed the "greatest ever" when the evidence isn't in. This fuck won one tournament and suddenly he was the fucking Obama of golf.
Even if he catches Nicklaus he won't be as good. Jack had competition. He played with a stick and a ball of duct tape. Put Jack out on the course today and Tiger is his caddy.
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Tiger would be a heck of a lot more fun to watch if someone...anyone would step up and challenge him consistently. I find it amazing that all these guys, who have been playing golf since they were old enough to hold a club, can't produce at least 2-3 guys from anywhere in the world that can play good golf consistently enough to give him a run.
I know the guy is a top notch athlete but I truly believe the biggest difference is his mindset. It looks to me like he takes every single drive, every single long/short iron, every chip and every putt and tries to do something miraculous with it...while the rest of the field tries not to get blown away. All these guys have skillz but I think they're afraid to try and match him shot for shot or even say, "Yeah, that was good, but watch this shot mo-fo".
If it's just Tiger making history, it's boring as hell to me. If Vijay or Goosen or Els or Harrington are consitently stalking the guy, then I'll get interested again.
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I hate people being deemed the "greatest ever" when the evidence isn't in. This fuck won one tournament and suddenly he was the fucking Obama of golf.
Even if he catches Nicklaus he won't be as good. Jack had competition. He played with a stick and a ball of duct tape. Put Jack out on the course today and Tiger is his caddy.
I have purchased this t-shirt for you. It will be at your house soon.
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Their (Woods and Nicklaus) competition used/uses the same equipment and had/has the same opportunity to succeed as they do. This argument holds no water, although it's true that Jack has more accomplishments currently than Tiger. But, Tiger is a phenom with abilities to focus and execute like no other while playing one of the most difficult sports out there, and he'll catch him.
"Evidence not in? The Fuck won one tournament and he's the Obama of golf?" What the hell is that supposed to mean? Tell me this was a Kaos-ian button pushing statement and I will understand.
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Don't get sucked in. He's rubbing his hands together and a slight grin is curling up on his lips right now.
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I have purchased this t-shirt for you. It will be at your house soon.
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Their (Woods and Nicklaus) competition used/uses the same equipment and had/has the same opportunity to succeed as they do. This argument holds no water, although it's true that Jack has more accomplishments currently than Tiger. But, Tiger is a phenom with abilities to focus and execute like no other while playing one of the most difficult sports out there, and he'll catch him.
"Evidence not in? The Fuck won one tournament and he's the Obama of golf?" What the hell is that supposed to mean? Tell me this was a Kaos-ian button pushing statement and I will understand.
No, I'm talking historical. The first tournament the fuck won they started in with "the greatest golfer ever" shit. They do it with everybody. Jimmy Joe Slimshack hits 31 home runs in his rookie season and all of a sudden he's Babe Ruth reincarnated and has to be considered one of the greatest outfielders to ever play the game. Two seasons later, Slimshack is shagging balls in single-A.
It's just like that fucking Shane on Finebaum. Every single fucking season he predicts Bama to win every game. All of a sudden that fuck is Nostradamus this year? Fuck no. Same with the media. They put everybody on a pedestal and suddenly they're right because this fuck wins a couple of tournaments against some raggedly can't play golf bastards?
He's a good golfer. Nicklaus -- with his wooden, not metal woods -- would kick the ever loving shit out of him on a regular basis if either had the same advantages/disadvantages.
Tiger is a motherfucker. I hate motherfuckers.
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No, I'm talking historical. The first tournament the fuck won they started in with "the greatest golfer ever" shit. They do it with everybody. Jimmy Joe Slimshack hits 31 home runs in his rookie season and all of a sudden he's Babe Ruth reincarnated and has to be considered one of the greatest outfielders to ever play the game. Two seasons later, Slimshack is shagging balls in single-A.
It's just like that fucking Shane on Finebaum. Every single fucking season he predicts Bama to win every game. All of a sudden that fuck is Nostradamus this year? Fuck no. Same with the media. They put everybody on a pedestal and suddenly they're right because this fuck wins a couple of tournaments against some raggedly can't play golf bastards?
He's a good golfer. Nicklaus -- with his wooden, not metal woods -- would kick the ever loving shit out of him on a regular basis if either had the same advantages/disadvantages.
Tiger is a motherfucker. I hate motherfuckers.
I can agree with everything except the bolded points. I don't recall them labeling him "the greatest ever" after the first tournament he won (although he was young, and hot off a dominant run in the amateur circuit). But I'll take your word for it. One of the greatest golf debates of today's times revolves around whether or not Tiger would be competitive in Jack's era or vice versa with the same equipment and playing conditions. I would submit that the difference between who would win and who would lose would revolve around short game play...Tiger would be dominant off the tee...they would be evenly matched on approach shots...and the difference would probably be seen in chipping and putting. We will never know the answer, however.
As for him fucking mothers...well yeah, he's hitting this
(http://forums.beirut.com/album/albums/userpics/elin_nordegren_yellow_bikini.jpg)
so can you blame him? even if it is now like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway? But probably not fucking other mothers, unless he's able to keep that shit under tight wraps.
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Tiger is good for golf because you either love to root for him, or like me, love to root against him. Ether way he brings fans out and ups the TV ratings.
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People watch golf?
Try Sominex, Ambien or just a good bout of binge drinking if you're having trouble sleeping.
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People watch golf?
Try Sominex, Ambien or just a good bout of binge drinking if you're having trouble sleeping.
A watch to pick up on the latest fashion trends. That Jesper Parnevik is the tits.
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I can agree with everything except the bolded points. I don't recall them labeling him "the greatest ever" after the first tournament he won (although he was young, and hot off a dominant run in the amateur circuit). But I'll take your word for it. One of the greatest golf debates of today's times revolves around whether or not Tiger would be competitive in Jack's era or vice versa with the same equipment and playing conditions. I would submit that the difference between who would win and who would lose would revolve around short game play...Tiger would be dominant off the tee...they would be evenly matched on approach shots...and the difference would probably be seen in chipping and putting. We will never know the answer, however.
As for him fucking mothers...well yeah, he's hitting this
(http://lh5.google.com/fisherwy/R1vrG6zeTqI/AAAAAAAAL4w/rhPppT2El0g/elin-nordegren%20tiger%20%20woods%20wife%20picture%5B2%5D)
so can you blame him? even if it is now like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway? But probably not fucking other mothers, unless he's able to keep that shit under tight wraps.
Yeah, he's smackin' the hell out of that red X.
I don't care what my dad says, Ali would outlast Marciano's ass.
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Yeah, he's smackin' the hell out of that red X.
I don't care what my dad says, Ali would outlast Marciano's ass.
Edited. The red X syndrome is a curse I have learned to love and live with. I am sorry for bringing anyone into its throes.
Would you not be a motherfucker, too?
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Yeah, he's smackin' the hell out of that red X.
I don't care what my dad says, Ali would outlast Marciano's ass.
Oh there he go again, there he go. Every time you start talking about boxing, a white man gotta' bring up Rocky Marciano.
He kicked Joe Louis' ass.
Joe Louis was 157 years old.
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C'mon...bang a mother. They have experience.
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(http://www.jacksgolfreport.com/images/elin-nordegren.jpg)
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I am amazed at how bad I want to bang Tiger's wife.
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C'mon...bang a mother. They have experience.
(http://www.saviodsilva.net/01/158/elin/8.jpg)
(http://www.jacksgolfreport.com/images/elin-nordegren.jpg)
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And possibly the most amazing thing about her.....She has a twin
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Kaos,
Do you play, or have you ever played competitive golf? Just curious. Not arguing your points either way. Just asking.
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Kaos,
Do you play, or have you ever played competitive golf? Just curious. Not arguing your points either way. Just asking.
We need a Kaos-Chopper charity golf throwdown.
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Kaos,
Do you play, or have you ever played competitive golf? Just curious. Not arguing your points either way. Just asking.
He was a Golf Coach and he's coached some Golfers that have went on to compete in the PGA.....I though everyone knew that.
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Kaos,
Do you play, or have you ever played competitive golf? Just curious. Not arguing your points either way. Just asking.
This is a stupid question. It's along the lines of "if you didn't never play no football, you don't know nothin' about the game" bullshit.
I think it's pretty obvious I never played on the PGA tour. Would I be wasting days talking to you fucktards if I had?