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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:01:51 PM

Title: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:01:51 PM
Apparently Tony Franklin will be the new OC at MTSU.  I know Kaos is thrilled for him.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:12:52 PM
Apparently Tony Franklin will be the new OC at MTSU.  I know Kaos is thrilled for him.

I joined a MTSU message board today.  Those poor fuckers. 
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:21:21 PM
I joined a MTSU message board today.  Those poor fuckers. 

Which one?  I'd like to witness this.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on February 05, 2009, 06:28:50 PM
I joined a MTSU message board today.  Those poor fuckers. 

Give em hell, maybe it will make you feel better
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:53:44 PM
Which one?  I'd like to witness this.

It was a joke.  I could though.  Might be fun. 

I figure I could get banned in two days max.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 06:56:38 PM
It was a joke.  I could though.  Might be fun. 

I figure I could get banned in two days max.

Don't sell yourself short.  I'd give you two hours.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 06:57:12 PM
Don't sell yourself short.  I'd give you two hours.

So find me a board.    I'm looking. 

Shit.  Nobody ever posts on their boards
 
Edit:  Not worth the damn wait.  Two days to be allowed on their shitting boards?  Screw that.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:02:43 PM
So find me a board.    I'm looking. 

Shit.  Nobody ever posts on their boards

You are a witty though some skewed dude.
There is a place if you could upgrade your IQ X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Or maybe more.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
You are a witty though some skewed dude.
There is a place if you could upgrade your IQ X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Or maybe more.

Math isn't my best subject.  But I am an expert at it. 
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:05:17 PM
You are a witty though some skewed dude.
There is a place if you could upgrade your IQ X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.
Or maybe more.
You're a big fish in a small pond. Mudhole actually.
Get real with your pecking order.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:16:25 PM
You're a big fish in a small pond. Mudhole actually.
Get real with your pecking order.

I don't want to talk about your pecker.  Plenty of others here to help you out with that. 

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:25:57 PM
I don't want to talk about your pecker.  Plenty of others here to help you out with that. 

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)
I'm glad you don't want to talk about my pecker. I assumed you might have been interested. I am strictly hetero. Sorry to let you down.
\

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)
One man's creek is another man's river.
 
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:27:05 PM
I'm glad you don't want to talk about my pecker. I assumed you might have been interested. I am strictly hetero. Sorry to let you down.
\

(shhhh, but my pond is pretty damn big!)
One man's creek is another man's river.
 

I don't want to talk about your creek or your river, either.  Sounds "flowy" to me and I don't care to discuss flow. 
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:29:04 PM
I don't want to talk about your creek or your river, either.  Sounds "flowy" to me and I don't care to discuss flow. 
You may have a beaver damn clouding your status.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 07:42:14 PM
You may have a beaver damn clouding your status.

It's all pretty logical.

Flow reminds me of menustral flow.
The word menustral reminds me of minstrels.
Minstrels remind me of mimes.
Mimes remind me of Al Jolson -- a mime in negative.
Jolson reminds me that racism is frowned on here.
I don't want to violate the rules.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 07:53:08 PM
It's all pretty logical.

Flow reminds me of menustral flow.
The word menustral reminds me of minstrels.
Minstrels remind me of mimes.
Mimes remind me of Al Jolson -- a mime in negative.
Jolson reminds me that racism is frowned on here.
I don't want to violate the rules.
You have a fear of black pussy. It all goes back to your inadaquencies.
If you can't impress a woman of color, you might as well pleasure yourself. Or find some trailer trash in Gadsen that believes you when you say that you will be their Sugar Daddy.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 05, 2009, 08:01:05 PM
Is white a color?

Oh BTW? Jolson is a dude. No puss on him. And you are talking about dicks again. That makes me uneasy. Stop  thinking about my beautiful veiny weiner.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 08:21:46 PM
Is white a color?

Oh BTW? Jolson is a dude. No puss on him. And you are talking about dicks again. That makes me uneasy. Stop  thinking about my beautiful veiny weiner.
That was a very weak response. I expected better from you. I'm dissapointed. Never referred to Jolson as a chick. Never talked about dicks. Never thought twice about your 2" throbber.
 I'll let you have a gimme.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: CCTAU on February 06, 2009, 10:13:15 AM
I think we'll see MTSU's offense start climbing the boards soon. For all of Franklin's flaws, he proved, if given control, he can create a successful offense.

AU's issues ran much deeper than Franklin.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Kaos on February 06, 2009, 10:15:36 AM
I think we'll see MTSU's offense start climbing the boards soon. For all of Franklin's flaws, he proved, if given control, he can create a successful offense.

AU's issues ran much deeper than Franklin.

And I say no, no he never proved any such thing.  He proved he could make money selling snake oil to high school coaches.  That doesn't make him a doctor.
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on February 06, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
And I say no, no he never proved any such thing.  He proved he could make money selling snake oil to high school coaches.  That doesn't make him a doctor.

I think you're full of shit.  Tell us what you really feel about Franklin....  :pot:  (make it quick, I'm playing golf in a few hours...)
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: Jumbo on February 06, 2009, 07:40:02 PM
That's an intresting hire, I'm willing to bet $20 that Mtsu average's 30 points a game next year. Offer is for the first taker!
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: The Prowler on February 06, 2009, 08:32:07 PM
So, Kaos....you gonna put your money where your mouth is?
Title: Re: Tony Franklin lands a gig
Post by: boartitz on February 06, 2009, 08:37:44 PM
Franklin ain't shit. He snake oiled yall's ass.  Had a helluva lot to do with Tubby losing his job. That may be a plus, however you look at it. He is a footnote if you google Fail.