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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Birmingham on February 03, 2009, 04:24:40 PM
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I hope you guys have a nice day. HA, you thought I was gonna tell you to go suck a cock, didn't ya?
Okay, go suck a cock.
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Gotta love the honesty. I hope a moose penis finds it's way to your tonsils.
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I've got a feeling that uat's day will be really good, maybe not as great as some are expecting, but really good none the less....It'll still be in the Top 5 to Top 10.
I feel that Auburn's day will be pretty good, Really good if you consider the amount of time that the coaches had to recruit for Auburn.....It'll probably be in the Top 15 to Top 20.
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if you consider the amount of time that the coaches had to recruit for Auburn.....
I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.
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I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.
That ready made excuse gets us at least as highly ranked class as what the old staff, that was in place for 10 years, delivered last year.
Any way you slice it, it looks like the dumb ass is going to deliver a top 20 class.
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Gotta love the honesty. I hope a moose penis with chlamydia finds it's way to your tonsils.
FTFY
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I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.
There's no excuse, dumbass. It is what it is, and that's the simple truth, no matter how you see it.
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Saban took over at the beginning of January and hauled in the #11 class in the country. Not bad. I think it's clear that he is bear bryant. I'm going to go get the goal post touched up on my back while I bang the two crimson twins. Oh yeah, Rammer Hammer Jammer.
(yes I started drinking early)
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while I bang the two crimson twins. Oh yeah, Rammer Hammer Jammer. (yes I started drinking early)
That gives you even better odds of getting chlamydia (or worse) than the moose penis.
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(yes I started drinking early)
moose aren't the most beautiful creatures in the world. whatever helps your cause.
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A moose once bit my sister.
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A moose once bit my sister.
Your sister had the clap?
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Why do you guys hate styling foam?
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If your fantasy is banging those nasty crimson twins, i feel very sorry for you. You might as well butt fuck the Rammer Lammer guy.
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Your sister had the clap?
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
I just got a headache, trying to understand what you wrote. I think the slashed o threw me off, or maybe I'm just missing the inside joke.
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I just got a headache, trying to understand what you wrote. I think the slashed o threw me off, or maybe I'm just missing the inside joke.
It is called humor... on an intelligent level. Go sit in a dark room chowder allow your mind to return to blank. You'll feel better soon.
Here is a photo from your childhood to help you feel better.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s158/amschmieg/OTHER/midvaleschoolforthegifted.jpg)
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It is called humor... on an intelligent level. Go sit in a dark room chowder allow your mind to return to blank. You'll feel better soon.
Here is a photo from your childhood to help you feel better.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s158/amschmieg/OTHER/midvaleschoolforthegifted.jpg)
How about this, inbred, why don't you tell me how the fuck it's considered humor...on an intelligent level. This should be interesting, make sure to have your fuck buddy, Kaos, type it up for you.
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How about this, inbred, why don't you tell me how the fuck it's considered humor...on an intelligent level. This should be interesting, make sure to have your fuck buddy, Kaos, type it up for you.
I wish greasey was as funny as he thought he was. It would make for a more entertaining board.
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Will you travel to Sweden for a Holiday?
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I wish greasey was as funny as he thought he was. It would make for a more entertaining board.
Same could be said for Prowler. Just saying...
His idea of clever is using the term "fuckbuddy"
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I wish greasey was as funny as he thought he was. It would make for a more entertaining board.
Compared to chowder most any humor is on an intelligent level.
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It is called humor... on an intelligent level. Go sit in a dark room chowder allow your mind to return to blank. You'll feel better soon.
Here is a photo from your childhood to help you feel better.
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s158/amschmieg/OTHER/midvaleschoolforthegifted.jpg)
The Far Side rocked. He quit waayyy too soon.
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A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
http://www.entertonement.com/clippr/44371 (http://www.entertonement.com/clippr/44371)
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(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s158/amschmieg/OTHER/midvaleschoolforthegifted.jpg)
This is actually one of my favorite Far Side Pics...
Actually have it on my favorite coffee mugs...
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I just got a headache, trying to understand what you wrote. I think the slashed o threw me off, or maybe I'm just missing the inside joke.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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I hate the ready-made excuse. I really do.
I hate anyting you fucking post, bitch. I really do fuckstick.
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This is actually one of my favorite Far Side Pics...
Actually have it on my favorite coffee mugs...
The one with the straw?
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The one with the straw?
Thanks for the latest fly-by effort.
Fail.
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Will you travel to Sweden for a Holiday?
See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals
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See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
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I hate anyting you fucking post, bitch. I really do fuckstick.
I'm sorry. Is this better?
(http://i-love-cartoons.com/snags/clipart/Care-Bears/Care-Bear-Funshine-Umbrella.jpg)
And is this the point where I'm supposed to use the term "fuckbuddy" in reference to some other poster? I'm not really clear on that. At what point does it reach "fuckbuddy" status? I guess I need a clarification from Prowler.
If you can't take a joke, bitchwhore, get your stinky ass out of the kitchen.
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I've got a warm, fuzzy feeling in my pants right now.
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I'm sorry. Is this better?
(http://i-love-cartoons.com/snags/clipart/Care-Bears/Care-Bear-Funshine-Umbrella.jpg)
And is this the point where I'm supposed to use the term "fuckbuddy" in reference to some other poster? I'm not really clear on that. At what point does it reach "fuckbuddy" status? I guess I need a clarification from Prowler.
If you can't take a joke, bitchwhore, get your stinky ass out of the kitchen.
Oh fuck! This place has turned into teddy bears and kisses.
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I hate anyting you fucking post, bitch. I really do fuckstick.
Ok, so let's just say that Kaos takes his words and goes home, leaving this place sadly bereft of talented writing and snarky sarcastic rants, both of which are highly entertaiing. We have openly decreed that we want to make this THE Auburn board on the web. So if Kaos leaves, jumbo, are you gonna carry the load with your one sentence posts, most of which make a tired old reference to performing sexual acts on dogs? Yeah, that will bring folks FLOCKING to the site.
Same thing goes for all the folks who have gone all orgasmic with the sunshine pumping and the "OHHELLYEAHTOTALLYAWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!" WITH EVERY LITTLE SCRAP of news. That will drive new folks away too - no one wants to read constant toeing of the party line - if they want that, they can go to any one of the other boards. Skepticism and cautious optimism are not bad things. Having contrasting opinions is also not a bad thing. But if everyone who posts stuff here is OMGTOTALLYFREAKINGOUT!!! then that makes us look childish and stupid. I am including Kaos in this group since his replies to these e-orgasms have been equally silly.
Not to mention that taking these comments to a personal level is not doing us any good either. The little "Bash Kaos" club doesn't seem to understand that he is toying with you like a cat with a retarded mouse. He is a master of pushing buttons and getting this kind of irrational, foaming at the mouth response. Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?
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Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ok, so let's just say that Kaos takes his words and goes home, leaving this place sadly bereft of talented writing and snarky sarcastic rants, both of which are highly entertaiing. We have openly decreed that we want to make this THE Auburn board on the web. So if Kaos leaves, jumbo, are you gonna carry the load with your one sentence posts, most of which make a tired old reference to performing sexual acts on dogs? Yeah, that will bring folks FLOCKING to the site.
Same thing goes for all the folks who have gone all orgasmic with the sunshine pumping and the "OHHELLYEAHTOTALLYAWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!" WITH EVERY LITTLE SCRAP of news. That will drive new folks away too - no one wants to read constant toeing of the party line - if they want that, they can go to any one of the other boards. Skepticism and cautious optimism are not bad things. Having contrasting opinions is also not a bad thing. But if everyone who posts stuff here is OMGTOTALLYFREAKINGOUT!!! then that makes us look childish and stupid. I am including Kaos in this group since his replies to these e-orgasms have been equally silly.
Not to mention that taking these comments to a personal level is not doing us any good either. The little "Bash Kaos" club doesn't seem to understand that he is toying with you like a cat with a retarded mouse. He is a master of pushing buttons and getting this kind of irrational, foaming at the mouth response. Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?
Ya'll gonna take that shit off of her?
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He's not fucking with me. He likes me.
He called me a fuckstick. I blushed.
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Ok, so let's just say that Kaos takes his words and goes home, leaving this place sadly bereft of talented writing and snarky sarcastic rants, both of which are highly entertaiing. We have openly decreed that we want to make this THE Auburn board on the web. So if Kaos leaves, jumbo, are you gonna carry the load with your one sentence posts, most of which make a tired old reference to performing sexual acts on dogs? Yeah, that will bring folks FLOCKING to the site.
Same thing goes for all the folks who have gone all orgasmic with the sunshine pumping and the "OHHELLYEAHTOTALLYAWESOME!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!" WITH EVERY LITTLE SCRAP of news. That will drive new folks away too - no one wants to read constant toeing of the party line - if they want that, they can go to any one of the other boards. Skepticism and cautious optimism are not bad things. Having contrasting opinions is also not a bad thing. But if everyone who posts stuff here is OMGTOTALLYFREAKINGOUT!!! then that makes us look childish and stupid. I am including Kaos in this group since his replies to these e-orgasms have been equally silly.
Not to mention that taking these comments to a personal level is not doing us any good either. The little "Bash Kaos" club doesn't seem to understand that he is toying with you like a cat with a retarded mouse. He is a master of pushing buttons and getting this kind of irrational, foaming at the mouth response. Remember his posts over at AUN, when he was jacking David around, and you were all cheering him on? Has it ever occurred to any of you extremists that he might just be fucking with YOU now?
Here's an idea, why doesn't everyone including you Wench, just shut the fuck up and quit picking at each other? You act like fucking cybermother and then at the same time make fun? No ma'am...doesn't work that way. FUCKING NOBODY here has a moral compass that drives them better than another. Just different personalities that handle things better than others. The problem is, some people in here either don't get, or don't give a rats ass when their "fucking with you" shtick has gone too far. Best thing to to is just fucking knock it off when you're obviously not getting a "fucking with you", or funny haha response back. Otherwise, live with the shit you take. Period.
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:taz:
Damn, Kaos, you're right. Doesn't take that much at all.
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Damn, Kaos, you're right. Doesn't take that much at all.
Fuck off. You couldn't help yourself, and it takes 3 seconds to know how serious you were. I'm surpised you got that out so fast after unwrapping your mouth from his cock-pimple.
Oh sorry... Joke... hahaha with a little hook line and sinker on top...
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Kaos hates me...he's never even called me anything.
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He's not fucking with me. He likes me.
He called me a fuckstick. I blushed.
I'm the one that called you a fuckstick. Fuckstick.
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I'm the one that called you a fuckstick. Fuckstick.
I smell shenanigans....
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Kaos hates me...he's never even called me anything.
If I didn't, I meant to, picklerider...
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Here's an idea, why doesn't everyone including you Wench, just shut the fuck up and quit picking at each other? You act like fucking cybermother and then at the same time make fun? No ma'am...doesn't work that way. FUCKING NOBODY here has a moral compass that drives them better than another. Just different personalities that handle things better than others. The problem is, some people in here either don't get, or don't give a rats ass when their "fucking with you" shtick has gone too far. Best thing to to is just fucking knock it off when you're obviously not getting a "fucking with you", or funny haha response back. Otherwise, live with the shit you take. Period.
Just a coupla' little things...
1) Will somebody remind me to take my moral compass back to the dealer? That son of a bitch told me mine was top shelf and better than any brand on the market. I thought I was getting a deal.
2) There's no such thing as too much fucking with anybody. If you can't stand the heat, get off my lawn.
3) When you gon't get the funny haha, that's the best. Because then you know you've pushed them right into funny queer!
4) What's a to to? Is that the little dog in Whizzer de Boz?
5) Why do you have to live with the shit you take? Why can't you take a shit and leave? It works better that way.
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I'm the one that called you a fuckstick. Fuckstick.
I guess we should put you in the NAMBLA group with them
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Don't make me break out the emoticons again. I'll do it, I swear!!!
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Is Ogre gonna have to moderate a bitch?
Kidding, of course.
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Fuck off. You couldn't help yourself, and it takes 3 seconds to know how serious you were. I'm surpised you got that out so fast after unwrapping your mouth from his cock-pimple.
Oh sorry... Joke... hahaha with a little hook line and sinker on top...
Oh, I was plenty serious, you self-centered prick. I was just pointing out that it took me more time to write that than it did to get a response from you that was borderline meltdown. Damn, it must be so hard to be you, knowing that the world revolves around the sun created by the gas coming from your asshole. That's quite a load for anyone to carry. I admire you so...
So, just because I am a female and find the sunshine pumping and the personal attacks to be somewhat worse than Kaos's extremist views on the coaching hire and our athletic director makes me Kaos's whore? Wow, that took some thought. Points for originality. You obviously have some issues with women - maybe you and your therapist should explore that a little more next week.
I am no one's cybermother (again with the woman issues!!). I get to have an opinion just like you do. And my opinion is that this shit is getting pretty damn old. All of it. From everyone. You* are too caught up in trying to prove your manhood that you fail to realize just how fucking stupid you look. It was entertaining at first, but now it is just ridiculous. But hey, sometimes narcissism and rampant stupidity go hand in hand.**
* Note that by "you", I am not necessarily refering to anyone as an individual. More of a collective "you all". Given Chop's narcissitic personality, I thought it was worth a footnote...
** Chop, this one WAS directly aimed at you. If you want to perpetuate the stereotype, please continue to do so. It has worked for you so far.
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Oh, I was plenty serious, you self-centered prick. I was just pointing out that it took me more time to write that than it did to get a response from you that was borderline meltdown. Damn, it must be so hard to be you, knowing that the world revolves around the sun created by the gas coming from your asshole. That's quite a load for anyone to carry. I admire you so...
So, just because I am a female and find the sunshine pumping and the personal attacks to be somewhat worse than Kaos's extremist views on the coaching hire and our athletic director makes me Kaos's whore? Wow, that took some thought. Points for originality. You obviously have some issues with women - maybe you and your therapist should explore that a little more next week.
I am no one's cybermother (again with the woman issues!!). I get to have an opinion just like you do. And my opinion is that this shit is getting pretty damn old. All of it. From everyone. You* are too caught up in trying to prove your manhood that you fail to realize just how fucking stupid you look. It was entertaining at first, but now it is just ridiculous. But hey, sometimes narcissism and rampant stupidity go hand in hand.**
* Note that by "you", I am not necessarily refering to anyone as an individual. More of a collective "you all". Given Chop's narcissitic personality, I thought it was worth a footnote...
** Chop, this one WAS directly aimed at you. If you want to perpetuate the stereotype, please continue to do so. It has worked for you so far.
Blah blah fucking blah... I applaud the creativity in your writing, but that's where it ends. You don't mean shit to me when it comes to lessons or teaching anyone anything. Thanks for the second rant though, especially after you were acting like you were just trying to pull me into something...
Can't wait for your next injection of supreme knowledge old wise one...
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What lessons? I offered an OPINION, not a lesson. I taught at Auburn, for two years, and I am quite sure I know the difference between trying to teach and trying to state an opinion. Oh, wait, since I don't teach there anymore, I guess I am not qualified to make that distinction. My bad.
The only lesson here is that you need to learn better Reading for Comprehension skills. And at this point, it is obvious that that ship has sailed, with you still on the dock.
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Oh, wait, since I don't teach there anymore, I guess I am not qualified to make that distinction. My bad.
$5 says this one went ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! over the head.
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And at this point, it is obvious that that ship has sailed, with you still on the dock.
Kind of like you understanding just how much I don't give a shit... Oh teacher of the Auburn past.... :badger:
(..and Kaos, I got the reference... HEY EVERYONE!! KAOS COACHED FOOTBALL!!!! YAY FOR KAOS!!! ....Oh...and don't forget that he USED to evaluate talent for a southeastern news source... so... of course he's an expert on all the kids today... of course..)
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$5 says this one went ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! over the head.
Speaking of head, I'll be a few minutes late today - hope that won't inconvenience you any.
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Kind of like you understanding just how much I don't give a shit... Oh teacher of the Auburn past....
And yet he responds...
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Speaking of head, I'll be a few minutes late today - hope that won't inconvenience you any.
Better hurry or you'll wake his mom upstairs..... Basement life is hard. Next thing you know the bitch is yelling at him to get him some coke with some ice in it..
Just sayin...
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Better hurry or you'll wake his mom upstairs..... Basement life is hard. Next thing you know the bitch is yelling at him to get him some coke with some ice in it..
Just sayin...
Sounds like the voice of experience - maybe that explains the women issues? You should definitely explore that next week.
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Required watching for all of you fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk)
One of my all time favorite country songs, and seems quite appropriate right now. Doesn't hurt that I think Terri Clark is hot as shit
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Sounds like the voice of experience - maybe that explains the women issues? You should definitely explore that next week.
Well, maybe if I was some poor angry schlep that used to live in a basement at one time.... but alas...no.
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Required watching for all of you fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk)
One of my all time favorite country songs, and seems quite appropriate right now. Doesn't hurt that I think Terri Clark is hot as shit
Embedding disabled....damn... I've actually seen Terri Clark live.... Did she ever do Playboy???
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Required watching for all of you fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk)
One of my all time favorite country songs, and seems quite appropriate right now. Doesn't hurt that I think Terri Clark is hot as shit
FAIL
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FAIL
You been to failblog.org?
:bugs:
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One more time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcyalZ-tyEk)
Okay... when it doesn't work twice, you've crossed over into EPIC FAIL territory. haha...
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Preview yo posts.
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OK damnit try this one, sorry for the brief commercial.
http://www.yallwire.com/player/terriclarktheworldneedsadrink.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1 (http://www.yallwire.com/player/terriclarktheworldneedsadrink.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1)
OK this one works you uptight mother fuckers
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OK damnit try this one, sorry for the brief commercial.
http://www.yallwire.com/player/terriclarktheworldneedsadrink.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1 (http://www.yallwire.com/player/terriclarktheworldneedsadrink.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1)
OK this one works you uptight mother fuckers
Congrats fucker. Gotta love Terri and the Ta-Ta's......
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OK damnit try this one, sorry for the brief commercial.
http://www.yallwire.com/player/terriclarktheworldneedsadrink.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1 (http://www.yallwire.com/player/terriclarktheworldneedsadrink.html?detect_mediatype=flv&detect_bitrate=_700&big=1)
OK this one works you uptight mother fuckers
Third time is a charm. :vn:
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Third time is a charm. :vn:
Why would a you tube video not imbed? Anyone know the answer?
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Why would a you tube video not imbed? Anyone know the answer?
The person posting it requests that it not. When it's streaming from many sites as opposed to one (YouTube) it could eat some bandwidth. Or so I've heard. From an emu.
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From an emu.
Pillow talk?
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Pillow talk?
During counseling. I run a battered emu shelter in my spare time. One particular herd has been complaining about non-stop ass rape from a couple of people wearing Gene Chizik masks.
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The person posting it requests that it not. When it's streaming from many sites as opposed to one (YouTube) it could eat some bandwidth. Or so I've heard. From an emu.
All I did was copy and paste the URL like I normally do and for some reason it did not work this time?
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All I did was copy and paste the URL like I normally do and for some reason it did not work this time?
Right. Because you copied and pasted the URL from YouTube. Whoever posted the video on YouTube requested that that site disable embedding for their video.
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Right. Because you copied and pasted the URL from YouTube. Whoever posted the video on YouTube requested that that site disable embedding for their video.
I see, fuck the guy that ruined my embedding, what a prick
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Damn took a while for me to catch up. Might I go on record as saying...Fuckin A, this is the best damn message board on teh intrawebs. I think I have finally found a home, you fuckers are great!
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Damn took a while for me to catch up. Might I go on record as saying...Fuckin A, this is the best damn message board on teh intrawebs. I think I have finally found a home, you fuckers are great!
Shut up, fuckstick.
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I'm the one that called you a fuckstick. Fuckstick.
Wait, I went back and it WAS you that called me fuckstick. So you DO care afterall :fag:
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Shut up, fuckstick.
Thanks
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Thanks
We're all about family here.