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Title: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 02, 2009, 08:32:32 PM: The sticks festival looked ....well...... boring. I will be watching nekid dancing drunk skinny/fat/ tattood chicks at this http://faunsdalebikerally.com/ trust me this is one fun time to be had. You willsee more WTF things in this location than in a Tuscaloosa trailer park. Check out the pics page. Its hillarious.
I never miss it.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 02, 2009, 08:53:06 PM: Tube socks... :tits:
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 02, 2009, 09:04:26 PM: Quote from: GarMan on February 02, 2009, 08:53:06 PM
Tube socks... :tits:
Well there is always the gramma with her left tit looking like a big wart.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: CCTAU on February 03, 2009, 10:09:43 AM: Somewhere along the way, these chicks accepted an invitation to the wrong party......and stayed.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 11:57:06 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on February 03, 2009, 10:09:43 AM
Somewhere along the way, these chicks accepted an invitation to the wrong party......and stayed.

Holy crap. I saw people I KNOW in some of those shots...
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Catphish Tilly on February 03, 2009, 02:42:21 PM: Quote from: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 11:57:06 AM
Holy crap. I saw people I KNOW in some of those shots...

and i saw way more of people i NEVER want to know in some of those shots :puke:
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 05:33:52 PM: Quote from: Catphish Tilly on February 03, 2009, 02:42:21 PM
and i saw way more of people i NEVER want to know in some of those shots :puke:

There's one I saw in there who I always randomly wondered what she might look like naked. Now, at least I know.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 03, 2009, 06:24:11 PM: Do tell....... and BTw if you ever wonderd what she looked like when she's getting banged you could prolly see that there too.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Kaos on February 03, 2009, 07:08:38 PM: Quote from: Greaseyweasel on February 03, 2009, 06:24:11 PM
Do tell....... and BTw if you ever wonderd what she looked like when she's getting banged you could prolly see that there too.

I would pay actual money for that.

I think I got to go to the next one.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 03, 2009, 07:33:51 PM: OK last spring I was at another rally. BamaBikefest in Forkland. There is this old 250-300 lbs easy, pulling a train of about 6 guys at about 3:00 in the afternoon. This guy comes up to her and tells her to stop doing that. She said and this I quote "I can do what ever I want here as long as I don't break the rules". The guy explained "Yes mam you can.... over at your campsite, but not right here where folks are eating.".
Yep she was on a picknick table by the food vendors.
It was hillarious.
Here is a link to their site.
http://www.bamabikefest.com/ (http://www.bamabikefest.com/)
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Tarheel on February 04, 2009, 08:39:50 PM: Quote from: Greaseyweasel on February 03, 2009, 07:33:51 PM
OK last spring I was at another rally. BamaBikefest in Forkland. There is this old 250-300 lbs easy, pulling a train of about 6 guys at about 3:00 in the afternoon. This guy comes up to her and tells her to stop doing that. She said and this I quote "I can do what ever I want here as long as I don't break the rules". The guy explained "Yes mam you can.... over at your campsite, but not right here where folks are eating.".
Yep she was on a picknick table by the food vendors.
It was hillarious.
Here is a link to their site.
http://www.bamabikefest.com/ (http://www.bamabikefest.com/)

:rofl:

Reminds me of the Road Rash Biker Bash I went to last year:

http://roadrashmagazine.smugmug.com/gallery/5814750_Df9LR#360344289_SuGht (http://roadrashmagazine.smugmug.com/gallery/5814750_Df9LR#360344289_SuGht)
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 04, 2009, 09:32:51 PM: Quote from: Tarheel on February 04, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
:rofl:

Reminds me of the Road Rash Biker Bash I went to last year:

http://roadrashmagazine.smugmug.com/gallery/5814750_Df9LR#360344289_SuGht (http://roadrashmagazine.smugmug.com/gallery/5814750_Df9LR#360344289_SuGht)

You guys have done a helluva job convincing me to never, EVER consider purchasing a bike. There are some people who should never be permitted to procreate. :puke:

I think I'll take the money that I would have spent on a bike and enjoy a weekend in Vegas instead... Photo-op highlights below...
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Greaseyweasel on February 04, 2009, 09:59:06 PM: Not everyone is that ugly.
I am quite hot myself if I do say so.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 04, 2009, 10:18:39 PM: Quote from: Greaseyweasel on February 04, 2009, 09:59:06 PM
Not everyone is that ugly.

I'm guessing the camera-man was taking photos of the best the event had to offer.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Tarheel on February 04, 2009, 11:12:32 PM: Quote from: GarMan on February 04, 2009, 09:32:51 PM
You guys have done a helluva job convincing me to never, EVER consider purchasing a bike. There are some people who should never be permitted to procreate. :puke:

I think I'll take the money that I would have spent on a bike and enjoy a weekend in Vegas instead... Photo-op highlights below...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 07:39:58 AM: Quote from: GarMan on February 04, 2009, 10:18:39 PM
I'm guessing the camera-man was taking photos of the best the event had to offer.

You would think that would be the line of thinking but sadly it is not. There was some real talent at the titty contest and pickle eating. Not to mention the talent scattered amongst the individual stripper poles.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 08:22:32 AM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 07:39:58 AM
You would think that would be the line of thinking but sadly it is not. There was some real talent at the titty contest and pickle eating. Not to mention the talent scattered amongst the individual stripper poles.

I see words without pictures...
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 08:29:24 AM: Quote from: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 08:22:32 AM
I see words without pictures...

Apparently they don't have any on the open website of those "events". I don't have any but will checck with some of the others that were there.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 10:05:09 AM: http://www.biker-chick-pics.com/?linkId=1013 (http://www.biker-chick-pics.com/?linkId=1013)
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 10:12:34 AM: Quote from: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 10:05:09 AM
http://www.biker-chick-pics.com/?linkId=1013 (http://www.biker-chick-pics.com/?linkId=1013)

Not helping... :puke:
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: boartitz on February 05, 2009, 01:07:29 PM: Quote from: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 10:12:34 AM
Not helping... :puke:
Do you know the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum?

You can only put one dirtbag on a Hoover.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: ssgaufan on February 05, 2009, 02:52:19 PM: What's wrong with this?
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 02:57:02 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on February 05, 2009, 02:52:19 PM
What's wrong with this?

You wouldn't find her at an actual biking event.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 03:31:01 PM: Quote from: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 02:57:02 PM
You wouldn't find her at an actual biking event.

Wrong. One who has never been cannot make that statement.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 03:53:10 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 03:31:01 PM
Wrong. One who has never been cannot make that statement.

And still... No actual pics... Just model shots from a studio posted on a website...
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 03:54:34 PM: Quote from: GarMan on February 05, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
And still... No actual pics... Just model shots from a studio posted on a website...

All I'm saying is that there were some very acceptable wimmens there. You can drive the truck there next year.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Tarheel on February 05, 2009, 05:37:10 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on February 05, 2009, 02:52:19 PM
What's wrong with this?

Thanks for posting that pic ssgaufan! When you gonna update the other biker chick thread?
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Buzz Killington on February 06, 2009, 08:51:25 AM: I feel like I don't even know you people any more.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: ssgaufan on February 06, 2009, 10:15:05 AM: Quote from: Tarheel on February 05, 2009, 05:37:10 PM
Thanks for posting that pic ssgaufan! When you gonna update the other biker chick thread?

I'm going through another job change (all within the same company) so I will update it as soon as I get a chance.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 06, 2009, 01:22:19 PM: Quote from: ssgaufan on February 06, 2009, 10:15:05 AM
I'm going through another job change (all within the same company) so I will update it as soon as I get a chance.

I'll help you... Posting some of those hot... hoooot... hooooooot... "Babe" pics... :puke:
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Saniflush on February 06, 2009, 01:26:40 PM: Quote from: GarMan on February 06, 2009, 01:22:19 PM
I'll help you... Posting some of those hot... hoooot... hooooooot... "Babe" pics... :puke:

"have fun tapping some of that hot, hot, Sally Field tail."
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Tarheel on February 06, 2009, 02:05:39 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 06, 2009, 08:51:25 AM
I feel like I don't even know you people any more.

Don't worry Buzz...we're even more deranged than you think...wait...what!?
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Tarheel on February 06, 2009, 02:07:22 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 06, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
"have fun tapping some of that hot, hot, Sally Field tail."

"SHUT UP!"
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 06, 2009, 03:05:05 PM: Quote from: Saniflush on February 06, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
"have fun tapping some of that hot, hot, Sally Field tail."

:puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Snaggletiger on February 06, 2009, 03:47:42 PM: Admit it, you wanted to peel those jeans off her in Smokey & The Bandit.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: Tarheel on February 06, 2009, 03:53:15 PM: Quote from: Harvey Birdman on February 06, 2009, 03:47:42 PM
Admit it, you wanted to peel those jeans off her in Smokey & The Bandit.

GarMan preferred the Firebird.
Title: Re: If you want to take the RV and study rednecks April 17,18 go here instead.
Post by: GarMan on February 06, 2009, 05:29:27 PM: Quote from: Tarheel on February 06, 2009, 03:53:15 PM
GarMan preferred the Firebird.

Really... It's true.

Actually, I'd love one of these, but I'm not going to spend that much.
http://www.yearone.com/yodnn/Home/tabid/54/Default.aspx (http://www.yearone.com/yodnn/Home/tabid/54/Default.aspx)