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Title: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 27, 2009, 09:41:33 PM
...and I'd like to make a few things clear.

Eh hem...

If you don't like AuburnChopper1, 2.0....   Well....

Fuck You!

If your pussy hurts because you don't like my posts...   

Fuck You!

If you think my posts are too long and you hate reading them, yet you read them anyway, and then bitch...

Fuck You!

If you think that having superior writing skills makes you a better, or smarter person than anyone else on this board...

Fuck You!

If I'm making TigersX.com a bad experience for you, and you feel that what I say makes you want to puke, or in some way impedes your soul, kidneys, heart or any other bodily organs to cease proper function....  See a doctor, or...

Fuck You!

If you are going to judge me as a person, or anyone else frankly on this board based on the actions of a FUCKING SCREENAME AND ONLINE PERSONA.... 

Fuck You!

If you like beer, football, pussy, talking shit and fucking over your rival at every chance you get, because that's what this shit is all about.....

Fu..  I got the first round of beers.

That is all.  Carry on.  If you can't read this and see it's time to chill the fuck out a little, and you're taking this as very serious...fuckin' A!  ....Come what may, I don't give a shit.




Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: ggraf71 on January 27, 2009, 10:00:38 PM
Figured I'd post this song for you. It can be your new theme song.

'Bout 35 seconds in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=othZ0WmCYLI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=othZ0WmCYLI)
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: The Prowler on January 27, 2009, 11:12:39 PM
HAHA....Hell Fuck Yeah!!!  That song is PERFECT for this thread.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: chinook on January 28, 2009, 12:37:12 AM
just think...jeff foxworthy can rest better tonight knowing that chopper's "fuck you" rant isn't comical. 


Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2009, 08:23:02 AM
Fucking drama queen
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Saniflush on January 28, 2009, 08:26:27 AM
...and I'd like to make a few things clear.

Eh hem...

If you don't like AuburnChopper1, 2.0....   Well....

Fuck You!

If your pussy hurts because you don't like my posts...   

Fuck You!

If you think my posts are too long and you hate reading them, yet you read them anyway, and then bitch...

Fuck You!

If you think that having superior writing skills makes you a better, or smarter person than anyone else on this board...

Fuck You!

If I'm making TigersX.com a bad experience for you, and you feel that what I say makes you want to puke, or in some way impedes your soul, kidneys, heart or any other bodily organs to cease proper function....  See a doctor, or...

Fuck You!

If you are going to judge me as a person, or anyone else frankly on this board based on the actions of a FUCKING SCREENAME AND ONLINE PERSONA.... 

Fuck You!

If you like beer, football, pussy, talking shit and fucking over your rival at every chance you get, because that's what this shit is all about.....

Fu..  I got the first round of beers.

That is all.  Carry on.  If you can't read this and see it's time to chill the fuck out a little, and you're taking this as very serious...fuckin' A!  ....Come what may, I don't give a shit.






 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: El Guapo on January 28, 2009, 08:40:06 AM
My pussy hurts, but not from your posts. The F-bombs still directed towards me?  :box:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AUChizad on January 28, 2009, 09:11:15 AM
just think...jeff foxworthy can rest better tonight knowing that chopper's "fuck you" rant isn't comical. 



But that was. I lol'ed myself.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 09:38:16 AM
Fucking drama queen

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Godfather on January 28, 2009, 10:04:37 AM
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
+2 for your shortest post ever  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 10:08:57 AM
+2 for your shortest post ever  :thumbsup:

YAHTZEE!!!
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Saniflush on January 28, 2009, 10:09:19 AM
+2 for your shortest post ever  :thumbsup:

That shit was funny!
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: ssgaufan on January 28, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
Hey AUChopper2.598493 or whatever, FUCK YOU TOO!  Now, when are we going to drink those beers you mentioned?   :bar:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 11:00:48 AM
Hey AUChopper2.598493 or whatever, FUCK YOU TOO!  Now, when are we going to drink those beers you mentioned?   :bar:

Just let me know when you're in B'ham motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: RWS on January 28, 2009, 11:14:09 AM
...and I'd like to make a few things clear.

Eh hem...

If you don't like AuburnChopper1, 2.0....   Well....

Fuck You!
Damn, somebody forgot to take their estrogen pills.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 11:16:38 AM
Damn, somebody forgot to take their estrogen pills.

Congrats on the capital letters and comma.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 28, 2009, 11:34:06 AM
Hey Chopper Vista, way to stay classy.  On the other hand, at least that post made more sense than your last two hundred combined.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 11:36:39 AM
Hey Chopper Vista, way to stay classy.  On the other hand, at least that post made more sense than your last two hundred combined.

Staying classy is not my concern.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 28, 2009, 11:37:36 AM
Staying classy is not my concern.
Good thing.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: RWS on January 28, 2009, 11:42:04 AM
Congrats on the capital letters and comma.
Yeah, its amazing; you fuckers are ok with fisting dogs, but you damn well better capitalize properly.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Tiger Wench on January 28, 2009, 11:46:32 AM
Yeah, its amazing; you fuckers are ok with fisting dogs, but you damn well better capitalize properly.
From what I understand, there are no written instructions on a dog's ass.  That act is self-explanatory.  Your posts need all the help they can get, so punctuation and grammar are essential. 
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
Staying classy is not my concern.

No, but self-inflicted drama certainly is. 

Why don't you just get a big neon "Look at me! I'm PMSing" sign to hang over your head?
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 12:25:07 PM
No, but self-inflicted drama certainly is. 

Why don't you just get a big neon "Look at me! I'm PMSing" sign to hang over your head?

Excuse me a sec...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry... what?
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2009, 12:28:56 PM
Excuse me a sec...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry... what?

Drama queen. 
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: chinook on January 28, 2009, 12:47:46 PM



Drama queen. 

(http://theramblingrountrees.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/drama-queen.jpg)

i always like to have pictures and visualize. 
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 12:51:20 PM
i always like to have pictures and visualize. 

How's this?

(http://www.thermocaster.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fuck-you.jpg)
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2009, 12:54:20 PM
This is better...

(http://newmexico.indymedia.org/uploads/2007/06/authentic_drama_queen.jpg)

Captures you in your seminal moment of catharsis.  Well, the seminal moment for TODAY, anyway.  There's always another tomorrow. 
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 28, 2009, 01:00:09 PM
Very nice considering the source.   There is only a few that would continue this beyond this point, and I know you will never stop.  You're just flat not capable.  I've said my piece.   Have fun with your aching bleeding soul that you've told us about in 5000 posts.   :vn:
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2009, 01:00:32 PM
Maybe instead of one of your long ass rants, you could save yourself a lot of time and just post this:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/Bealzabuth/DramaLlama.jpg)


Then a few days later you can come back and do the whole long ass expository deluge and start posting again. 

Drama Llama.  Ha!  It fits.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: chinook on January 28, 2009, 01:07:00 PM
How's this?

(http://www.thermocaster.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fuck-you.jpg)

concise. 

better than ranting feverishly; however, i never pictured you as a coat and tie kind-of guy with tact. 


Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Jumbo on January 28, 2009, 02:03:19 PM
Yeah, its amazing; you fuckers are ok with fisting dogs, but you damn well better capitalize properly.
It's all about grammer.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 28, 2009, 02:19:54 PM
It's all about grammer.

don't forget teh spelloring!
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 28, 2009, 04:19:20 PM
If I may be serious for just a moment:

Thank you.  Thanks for the cheapest laughs on the internet. I just wanted you to know that your efforts are appreciated. 

You motherfuckers are priceless.
Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Ranger12 on January 28, 2009, 10:14:08 PM
This thread is  :bugs:



Title: Re: I've Taken A Few Days Off To Think....
Post by: Greaseyweasel on January 29, 2009, 11:27:05 PM
I googled "dog Fisting" and got about 21,100,000 for dog fisting.
I was a little surprised.