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Title: BS championship game
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2009, 09:02:58 PM
Florida's defense is not attacking.

The game is dull so far.

The stupid Ram commercial is annoying. All the guys in it are wearing shirts with a "manly" occupation: "cowboys", "military", "firemen". Fuck's sake, I get the message: manly men drive Ram trucks.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ggraf71 on January 08, 2009, 09:19:40 PM
I'm just waiting to see Ron Cherry call a "giving him the business" penalty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM)
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 09:20:41 PM
What do guys that drive Jaguars have on their shirts??

Good lord, I drive a Camry... "Captain Conservative" T-shirt...  
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2009, 09:23:41 PM
What do guys that drive Jaguars have on their shirt?  


Clit Commander
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2009, 09:29:24 PM
Great stop by the Gator D. I was fully prepared to castigate Charlie for spending his prep time bitching about not getting a head coaching gig instead of getting his guys ready to play.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 09:34:44 PM
"Clit Commander"

Win
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Ogre on January 08, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Florida looks like shit so far, yet they're still tied with OU.  

And as I type this, Harvin runs for a 45 yard gain.  
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 08, 2009, 09:51:57 PM
This is what happens when you have to wait a month and a half after the season to play a game.  Both teams look awfully sloppy.  Utah could take either one of these teams.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2009, 10:07:16 PM
Okay, it's half time.  Now, let me be the first to say that this has to be the shitiest braodcast of a championship game I have ever seen.  The play by play camera looks like it's atop the stadium.  They fucking refuse to show replays on half the things that go on.  Whoever this color analyst is, I don't know...but he's cheering GO GO GO GO when OU is 3rd and goal (When they all thought and told us it was 4th and goal)

I've seen better Big 10 coverage at 10:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning between Pudue and Indiana. 

Having said all that, this game, while not the fireworks we expected, is between two damn good teams.  These two teams have some serious athletes at every position.  It's low scoring because they're so evenly matched.  If there is one glaring difference, it's the same thing Bammie exposed.  OU should be pounding the ball every play between the tackles.  Should be an epic 2nd half.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 10:32:36 PM
What the fuck was with the last punt?  Two timeouts and a penalty.  This game doesn't have any kind of flow going.  Decent game though.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: The Prowler on January 08, 2009, 11:01:56 PM
I drive a Hemi Ram and I have a shirt that I wear Everyday, that says "Billy Bad Ass" on the front and "Fuck You" on the back.

BTW, the Dumb Ass commentator is one Mr. Charles "I'm a fuckin' Douche" Davis.

Also, I think Ron Cherry is a Robot....next time, watch his movements when he makes a call.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:04:29 PM
I drive a Hemi Ram and I have a shirt that I wear Everyday, that says "Billy Bad Ass" on the front and "Fuck You" on the back.

Some shirts fit some people better than others.....
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:07:07 PM
Now its getting good.  I'm tired though so I hope it doesn't go to overtime.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ggraf71 on January 08, 2009, 11:08:29 PM
Some shirts fit some people better than others.....

So what should my shirt say? I drive a Honda Accord.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:08:41 PM
Now its getting good.  I'm tired though so I hope it doesn't go to overtime.

I know what you're saying, I drove from Savannah, GA to Tifton, GA back home here to B'ham today... I'm pretty damned tired....  Overtime would suck monkey nuts right now...
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:10:23 PM
So what should my shirt say? I drive a Honda Accord.

Honda Driver: One in aOF millionS
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:13:03 PM
What's wrong with monkey nuts?
This is what I was expecting from the get go.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:20:31 PM
The over under for this game was 69.  Wonder how many people are gonna lose their ass over that one.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2009, 11:22:12 PM
DAMN DAMN DAMN Fox is awful.  I can't say it enough.  They should never get a shot at broadcasting this kind of game.  DAMN.  

I heard whistles clear as a bell.  Tebow stopped, half the players stopped.  It's a no call and all FOX can say is Tebow thinks he heard a whstle blow.  Let's go to a fucking truck commercial.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: boartitz on January 08, 2009, 11:25:24 PM
The over under for this game was 69.  Wonder how many people are gonna lose their ass over that one.
I bet a cousin in Texas that FL would win by 14+. Dammit.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:25:53 PM
I'm glad these fuckers aren't doctors.  The trainers had their hands all the way up #9's crotch, and were massaging his hamstring, and numbnuts starts talking how their paying close attention to his left knee.

Damn...
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ggraf71 on January 08, 2009, 11:26:18 PM
The over under for this game was 69.  Wonder how many people are gonna lose their ass over that one.

I parlayed Florida covering and the under, so I'm looking pretty good right now. Just need one more point from Florida or I push on them covering the three.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2009, 11:28:02 PM
HUGE pick by Black.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:30:39 PM
HUGE pick by Black.

..why yes... he was black... What's your point????   :poke:
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:32:38 PM
Say the word "Poop!"...but stop while puckering the "P"....


You just made the Stoops face!!!!!!!!  :tits:
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:34:29 PM
No shit.  I'm deaf as hell, but I heard whistles too.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:35:51 PM
When did Zeimba transfer to Florida?

TOUCHDOWN FLORIDA!!!
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:36:20 PM
JUMP PASS!!!!!!   GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: boartitz on January 08, 2009, 11:37:00 PM
I bet a cousin in Texas that FL would win by 14+. Dammit.
Can I have another plz.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on January 08, 2009, 11:39:34 PM
The Tebow Jump Pass puts it out of reach.  I smell Oregon Bourbon.  Thank You Chinook
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:41:28 PM
Looks like Bob "Big Game" Stoops does it again.  War damn SEC
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Birmingham on January 08, 2009, 11:42:06 PM
I JUST WON AN ENTIRE BOX OF OPUS X IN A STRAIGHT UP BET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:45:03 PM
Congrats to everybody that won a bet tonight.  I'm gonna buy a hooker with my winnings!
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: wesfau2 on January 08, 2009, 11:45:13 PM
I JUST WON AN ENTIRE BOX OF OPUS X IN A STRAIGHT UP BET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember: those are for smoking so keep 'em out of your vagina.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:46:34 PM
Remember: those are for smoking so keep 'em out of your vagina.

...and RWS's puckering poop shoot.....  :sad:
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: boartitz on January 08, 2009, 11:49:49 PM
SEC
Good luck to yall next year. I'll be rooting for yall in all games except one.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 08, 2009, 11:51:35 PM
Oh dear lord, the Oklahomo band girl with the clarinet and tear in eye will be ALLLLLLLL over the place after that....
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2009, 11:55:50 PM
SEC....SEC....SEC....SEC...SEC....SEC..




Any questions???
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ssgaufan on January 08, 2009, 11:59:01 PM
Same to you boartitz.

Does this make UF the new USC?
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: boartitz on January 09, 2009, 12:21:08 AM
Same to you boartitz.

Does this make UF the new USC?
USC will be good next year. They have a couple of Arkansas boys to watch out for that played in high school for Gus.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ggraf71 on January 09, 2009, 12:28:55 AM
Oh dear lord, the Oklahomo band girl with the clarinet and tear in eye will be ALLLLLLLL over the place after that....

You mean this one?

Cant upload it to photobucket, wrong format or some shit.


Crying Fatass (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1x1mvb2W23Q/SWbY3lAV5iI/AAAAAAAAATE/d2ecYx2_w2g/s1600-h/ou+band.jpg)
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 09, 2009, 12:30:25 AM
Surprise, Lee Corso is slobbing on USC's knob again.  He thinks they are #1.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2009, 12:32:20 AM
Wow.  

I thought Florida played its worst game of the year tonight and it was still enough to bitchslap the greatest offense to ever play collegiate football.  Amazing.

Had Florida played that poorly against Alabama we'd have been subjected to that bunch of retards yanking Oklahoma's shorts off.  

Here's a question.  If the emperor never has any clothes, doesn't that just make him a nudist?
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: boartitz on January 09, 2009, 12:35:10 AM
Wow.  

I thought Florida played its worst game of the year tonight and it was still enough to bitchslap the greatest offense to ever play collegiate football.  Amazing.

Had Florida played that poorly against Alabama we'd have been subjected to that bunch of retards yanking Oklahoma's shorts off.  

Here's a question.  If the emperor never has any clothes, doesn't that just make him a nudist?
Naturalist.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AUTiger1 on January 09, 2009, 12:36:15 AM
You mean this one?

Cant upload it to photobucket, wrong format or some shit.


Crying Fatass (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1x1mvb2W23Q/SWbY3lAV5iI/AAAAAAAAATE/d2ecYx2_w2g/s1600-h/ou+band.jpg)

Yes that one.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AUChizad on January 09, 2009, 12:52:58 AM
You mean this one?

Cant upload it to photobucket, wrong format or some shit.


Crying Fatass (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1x1mvb2W23Q/SWbY3lAV5iI/AAAAAAAAATE/d2ecYx2_w2g/s1600-h/ou+band.jpg)
We laughed our ass off at that shot as well. Glad we're not alone.
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: ggraf71 on January 09, 2009, 01:21:37 AM
Haha I just found a .gif of it.


(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y270/whitey2kaccord/tears.gif)
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: Jumbo on January 09, 2009, 06:19:42 AM
Tebow eats Chuck Norris for breakfast. :rofl:
Title: Re: BS championship game
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 09, 2009, 08:28:03 AM
Haha I just found a .gif of it.


(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff48/Wildmen03/tears.gif)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... sweet.   Fuck I'm cold.