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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on January 04, 2009, 09:29:22 PM
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Great job at the Airport today! You've found yourself on quite the different type of Auburn board. For instance, our official greeting...
"Welcome! No go fist your dog!"
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fisting as we speak!!! :gig:
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fisting as we speak!!! :gig:
Gross...you know we were just kidding right??
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:rofl:
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fisting as we speak!!! :gig:
Jumbo will be so proud! :cheers:
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Welcome. If AWK offers you a blue or red pill don't take either. Both are roofies.
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Welcome. If AWK offers you a blue or red pill don't take either. Both are roofies.
Also, my sleeper holds make your ass hurt for weeks.
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Kiss my dick you dumbass barner fag.
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Kiss my dick you dumbass barner fag.
Sounds like you need a date!
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Welcome, Carnell. It's funny, I always thought of Carnell as an XLR.
(http://www.egmcartech.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2009_cadillac_xlr_news_image_1.jpg)
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Kiss my dick you dumbass barner fag.
This isn't your AOL guy on guy chat room.
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AWK likes men with no clothes on. :taunt:
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AWK likes men with no clothes on. :taunt:
Your sister has a dick? Well, besides the one I give her?
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Your sister has a dick? Well, besides the one I give her?
I only have a brother, that explains why he has a dick and why you gave him one.
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I only have a brother, that explains why he has a dick and why you gave him one.
Well that makes a lot of sense actually, considering how you and your family are known for tucking.
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How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this?
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How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this?
Birmingham + AWK = Pickle Surprise Gayness. :silence:
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How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this?
Lots of heroine and a mule.
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Lots of heroine and a mule.
How the frick are you passing law school?
Heroin is the drug, heroine is a female hero.
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How the frick are you passing law school?
Heroin is the drug, heroine is a female hero.
That was the joke...
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That was the joke...
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How did "Welcome Carnellisanescalade" turn into this?
Very simple answer, it's now off season for both of our teams.
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That was the joke...
Movie reference?
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My bad, I forgot the rules on jokes. I needed an emoticon.
Randall - Yes sir.
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My bad, I forgot the rules on jokes. I needed an emoticon.
Randall - Yes sir.
Or, it just needs to make sense...or be funny. Jokes are better funny.
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Or, it just needs to make sense...or be funny. Jokes are better funny.
I totally agree. Only 4 page diatribes attached with self obsession and :moon: :blink: :) :) :thumbsup: :pwnd: :clap: are internet knee slappers.
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My bad, I forgot the rules on jokes. I needed an emoticon.
Randall - Yes sir.
Put an emotion on it and I will never buy you another beer.
I apologize. I just didn't get it.
Carry on.
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/2irspcy.jpg)
You best laugh Chopper.
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Put an emotion on it and I will never buy you another beer.
I apologize. I just didn't get it.
Carry on.
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failblog.org = funny.
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Very simple answer, it's now off season for both of our teams.
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Welcome, CIAE.
I recognize your screen name from ITAT, but cannot recall my impression of your posts.
So...get to work and refresh me. Make it fast...and sexy. And when it's over I want you to say, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
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Welcome, CIAE.
I recognize your screen name from ITAT, but cannot recall my impression of your posts.
So...get to work and refresh me. Make it fast...and sexy. And when it's over I want you to say, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
Go ahead and "fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass".
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Go ahead and "fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass".
I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!
I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!
LOOK AT THIS FACE! WHEREVER YOU SEE THIS FACE, YOU'LL SEE CLIT!
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I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!
I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK!
LOOK AT THIS FACE! WHEREVER YOU SEE THIS FACE, YOU'LL SEE CLIT!
BooBoo Kitty Fuck?
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BooBoo Kitty Fuck?
Gross. Don't you know fast food makes chicks fart?
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Gross. Don't you know fast food makes chicks fart?
What the fuck is the internet?
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We got a sheep fucker.
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We got a sheep fucker.
Hey there Mr. Science Guy
Don't spray that aerosol in my eye
For I don't really want to die....
I'm a noble rabbit.
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So you like all kinds of animals?
Even Snakes?
Do you like Trouser Snakes?
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Put an emotion on it and I will never buy you another beer.
I apologize. I just didn't get it.
Carry on.
I have never recieved a famous free beer from Timajor Pale Rider? Now Sani, Wes and Ogre have supplied many of brew ha-ha's.
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So you like all kinds of animals?
Even Snakes?
Do you like Trouser Snakes?
What are you waiting for? She went for the setup, now reach in your pants and pull your cock out.
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What are you waiting for? She went for the setup, now reach in your pants and pull your cock out.
That's it boy, put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she ask, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
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YOu fuckers lose me when you start quoting that shit....
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That's it boy, put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she ask, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG...
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
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YOu fuckers lose me when you start quoting that shit....
Agreed. You fuckers need to get a room.
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Agreed. You fuckers need to get a room.
MOVIE QUOTES...Bitch....Learn them, Love them, Live them!
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MOVIE QUOTES...Bitch....Learn them, Love them, Live them!
A life....get one. You people watch too much TV and too many movies...and too much X-Box...Playstation...Nintendo...Guitar Hero....Madden
Go outside...shoot some baskets in the driveway....throw water balloons at cars passing by...kill 62 wood ducks.
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A life....get one. You people watch too much TV and too many movies...and too much X-Box...Playstation...Nintendo...Guitar Hero....Madden
Go outside...shoot some baskets in the driveway....throw water balloons at cars passing by...kill 62 wood ducks.
But dad it's raining outside.
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But dad it's raining outside.
Perfect weather for killing wood ducks.