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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Tiger Six on December 23, 2008, 11:28:07 AM
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Well, after a few days in Kuwait, I am back "home" in Iraq for the holidays!
Please, none of this "Thank you for what you do" bullshit during the holidays. Just send contraband. (Not really. But do it.)
Can't get into specifics, but I will be home, having sex with all your wives and girlfriends (at least the good looking ones) by Valentine's Day.
Suck it, bitches.
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address the same?
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Well, after a few days in Kuwait, I am back "home" in Iraq for the holidays!
Please, none of this "Thank you for what you do" bullshit during the holidays. Just send contraband. (Not really. But do it.)
Can't get into specifics, but I will be home, having sex with all your wives and girlfriends (at least the good looking ones) by Valentine's Day.
Suck it, bitches.
Mele Kalikimaka
Is the thing to say
On a bright
Hawaiian Iraqi Christmas Day
That's the island desert greeting
That we send to you
From the land
Where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas
Will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day
And all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka
Is Hawaii Iraq's way to say
Merry Christmas to you
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Thanks for all that you do. Without you and those other men and women who sacri...
Wait, sorry. Same address?
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Yes, address is the same.
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So I'll cancel plans with the wife on Valentine's Day so we can get together and have a beer. Be sure to let your wife know, too.
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So when is the Iraqi get together?
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I heard about this new br in the middle of Bum Fuck Egy...Iraq, we should check that shit out.
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Welcome - er - home, RB. I trust the sand is still in the same place. Here's hoping Valentines Day rolls around quickly and you can come back and enjoy all this nice weather we're having.