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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on December 18, 2008, 01:21:37 PM

Title: The herd gets thinned some more
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2008, 01:21:37 PM
68 year old Linda Kruger-Small took a wrong turn onto the train tracks in Anaheim. When she noticed a train approaching, she did the only logical thing: she called 911.

Despite the dispatcher's frantic pleas for the woman to exit the vehicle, and despite the good Samaritan standing outside her car screaming for her to get out and run, Linda sat calmly in her car, confident the magic 911 fairy would wave her magic wand and instantly stop the 100,000 ton freight train bearing down on her.

Linda was wrong. She was struck and killed by the train, and hopefully had enough time before she croaked to realize what a colossal moron she was.

It takes a special kind of stupid to drive on the tracks, ignore the train, ignore the dispatcher, and ignore the person right next to you when your life is in danger. So Linda, here's to you... getting the fuck out of the gene pool. I hope you didn't reproduce. :)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28278606 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28278606)
Title: Re: The herd gets thinned some more
Post by: Thrilla on December 18, 2008, 01:22:49 PM
68 year old Linda Kruger-Small took a wrong turn onto the train tracks in Anaheim. When she noticed a train approaching, she did the only logical thing: she called 911.

Despite the dispatcher's frantic pleas for the woman to exit the vehicle, and despite the good Samaritan standing outside her car screaming for her to get out and run, Linda sat calmly in her car, confident the magic 911 fairy would wave her magic wand and instantly stop the 100,000 ton freight train bearing down on her.

Linda was wrong. She was struck and killed by the train, and hopefully had enough time before she croaked to realize what a colossal moron she was.

It takes a special kind of stupid to drive on the tracks, ignore the train, ignore the dispatcher, and ignore the person right next to you when your life is in danger. So Linda, here's to you... getting the fuck out of the gene pool. I hope you didn't reproduce. :)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28278606 (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28278606)

If she had Onstar that shit would've been taken care of.
Title: Re: The herd gets thinned some more
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 18, 2008, 02:57:52 PM
She lived in California - one less liberal.

Not to mention that isn't Anaheim the home of Disneyland?  Maybe she thought Mickey Mouse or Tinkerbell would show up?