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Title: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 16, 2008, 03:53:59 PM
Kaos, is this your blog?  'Cause it sure reminds me of you and your classic rants...

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/ (http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/)
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Thrilla on December 16, 2008, 04:01:15 PM
I'm guessing this guy is not on PETA's mailing list.
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2008, 05:37:00 PM
Quote from: Geaux Tiger Wench on December 16, 2008, 03:53:59 PM
Kaos, is this your blog?  'Cause it sure reminds me of you and your classic rants...

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/ (http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/)

Honey, I don't know what a blog is.  It ain't me.
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 16, 2008, 05:38:57 PM
Quote from: Kaos on December 16, 2008, 05:37:00 PM
Honey, I don't know what a blog is.  It ain't me.
You must admit, tho, that the resemblance to your writings of late is remarkable.
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Kaos on December 16, 2008, 05:42:11 PM
Quote from: Geaux Tiger Wench on December 16, 2008, 05:38:57 PM
You must admit, tho, that the resemblance to your writings of late is remarkable.

I'm givin myself an ulcer. 

I fucking hate Jay Jacobs.  I'm consumed with it. 

(http://www.auburnundercover.com/media/images/big/1229409711.jpg)

This picture right here... the look on that asshole's face?  His dough-ass face? It makes me want to drive to Auburn with a BB gun and a sack of pickle forks and fuck him completely up.  Fuck throwing shoes at him, I'd throw bags full of excrement. 

I can't say as I've ever loathed anyone as much as I loathe him right now.  I despise the guy. His voice makes me want to nut punch squirrels.
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 16, 2008, 08:01:17 PM
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It makes me want to drive to Auburn with a BB gun and a sack of pickle forks and fuck him completely up
Now that is hate. Pickle forks - +25 for creativity.
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 16, 2008, 08:25:56 PM
Pretty funny blog. 

However, Kaos has a better vocabulary and more of a David Eggers style. 
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Kaos on December 17, 2008, 12:24:49 AM
Quote from: townhallsavoy on December 16, 2008, 08:25:56 PM
Pretty funny blog. 

However, Kaos has a better vocabulary and more of a David Eggers style. 

Who is David Eggers?
Title: Re: Fuck You Penguin
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 17, 2008, 05:17:32 PM
Quote from: Kaos on December 17, 2008, 12:24:49 AM
Who is David Eggers?

I read "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" by him a few years ago.  He's got a good wit about him, and his satire is well scripted. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Heartbreaking_Work_of_Staggering_Genius (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Heartbreaking_Work_of_Staggering_Genius) 

He's rather liberal, so you might not like what he's writing about.  But it was a pretty good read while sitting on the John.