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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 12:15:33 PM

Title: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 12:15:33 PM
Fuck you Jay Jacobs
You took a shit on Christmas
You suck at your job

Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
I'm shaking my head,
Just Auburn being Auburn
This hire sucks balls.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Birmingham on December 15, 2008, 12:47:56 PM
This year is awesome
Coach Fulmer and Tuberville are now gone
welcome Lane and Gene


Out of curiosity, how do you replace a coach with a 70% winning record with one who has an 80% losing record?
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Saniflush on December 15, 2008, 12:49:50 PM
Out of curiosity, how do you replace a coach with a 70% winning record with one who has an 80% losing record?


You have Jay Jacobs do the search.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: RWS on December 15, 2008, 12:53:27 PM

You have Jay Jacobs do the search.

which also answers the question of how the fuck does Mal Moore get Saban and you guys get Chizik. seriously, fucking MAL MOORE managed to get Saban. the master of all coaching search fuckups. i think Jacobs is now the undisputed champion, though.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 12:56:23 PM
This year is awesome
Coach Fulmer and Tuberville are now gone
welcome Lane and Gene


I know you're a bama fan, so let me type this slow for you.  Haiku is done like this:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: AUChizad on December 15, 2008, 01:10:04 PM
which also answers the question of how the fuck does Mal Moore get Saban and you guys get Chizik. seriously, fucking MAL MOORE managed to get Saban. the master of all coaching search fuckups. i think Jacobs is now the undisputed champion, though.
Go suck a fat cock
You ignorant fucking rube.
You can burn in hell.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2008, 01:17:17 PM
Go suck a fat cock
You ignorant fucking rube.
You can burn in hell.

Now THAT'S some serious venting in Haiku
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Birmingham on December 15, 2008, 03:14:42 PM
Quote
I know you're a bama fan, so let me type this slow for you.  Haiku is done like this:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Ogre, I'm well aware of how a Haiku works.  I decided that if the Haiku's before my post weren't held to format than mine wasn't bound to it either.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Ogre, I'm well aware of how a Haiku works.  I decided that if the Haiku's before my post weren't held to format than mine wasn't bound to it either.

Touche'.

I missed this gem:

Jacobs interviewed hundreds
Decided on Coach Gene Chizik
Dick Sabban laughed
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2008, 03:28:59 PM
He was buzzed.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 15, 2008, 03:53:44 PM
 :fu:
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 15, 2008, 04:26:19 PM
Jay Jacobs sucks ass.
He is not an AU man.
May he rot in hell.

Jay Jacobs fucked us
Gene Chizik is our new coach.
"It is what it is."

When Chizik loses
Will they fire Jay Jacobs then?
Only time will tell.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 04:30:37 PM
Please fire Jacobs.
Auburn University
Deserves better now!
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Kaos on December 15, 2008, 05:00:14 PM
Jacobs sucks dog cock
Die a thousand deaths you fuck
A fate worse than hell


Knives sticking out of
Bullet riddled body of
Jacobs makes me laugh


Death to you Jacobs
Hell is too good for your ass
Get the kerosene


I hate Jay Jacobs
Worse than I hate Bama fucks
Damn you you asshole
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: ssgaufan on December 15, 2008, 05:04:29 PM
All of you smart, pissed off people are really cracking me up today.  : :bugs:
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 15, 2008, 05:16:00 PM
That asshole Jacobs.
Every bammer fan on earth.
Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate.

You make lemonade
When assholes give you lemons.
I hate lemonade.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: AWK on December 15, 2008, 05:18:37 PM
I wish I had beer
so that Jacob's complete failure
would be forgotten
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Kaos on December 15, 2008, 05:19:01 PM
Under his blue shirt
Jacobs wears crimson colors
He has damned us so
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 15, 2008, 05:23:39 PM
Jacobs hates Auburn.
So until his ass gets fired,
I love Coach Les Miles.
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: AWK on December 15, 2008, 05:32:50 PM
I wish I had beer
so that Jacob's complete failure
would be forgotten
I obviously can't
count, my haiku sucks big balls
At least I'm not Jacobs
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 06:27:08 PM
I obviously can't
count, my haiku sucks big balls
At least I'm not Jacobs

You obviously
still can't count, and your haiku
still sucks hairy balls
Title: Re: Venting in Haiku
Post by: Catphish Tilly on December 15, 2008, 07:22:54 PM
Kaos made me laugh
"a fate worse than hell" haha
We're fucked kill me now.

Barkley's ran his mouth
A laughing stock we are now
Blazers my new favorite team

Football may be done
Do we at least know if Gene's
Wife is fucking hot