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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Ogre on December 15, 2008, 12:15:33 PM
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Fuck you Jay Jacobs
You took a shit on Christmas
You suck at your job
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I'm shaking my head,
Just Auburn being Auburn
This hire sucks balls.
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This year is awesome
Coach Fulmer and Tuberville are now gone
welcome Lane and Gene
Out of curiosity, how do you replace a coach with a 70% winning record with one who has an 80% losing record?
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Out of curiosity, how do you replace a coach with a 70% winning record with one who has an 80% losing record?
You have Jay Jacobs do the search.
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You have Jay Jacobs do the search.
which also answers the question of how the fuck does Mal Moore get Saban and you guys get Chizik. seriously, fucking MAL MOORE managed to get Saban. the master of all coaching search fuckups. i think Jacobs is now the undisputed champion, though.
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This year is awesome
Coach Fulmer and Tuberville are now gone
welcome Lane and Gene
I know you're a bama fan, so let me type this slow for you. Haiku is done like this:
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
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which also answers the question of how the fuck does Mal Moore get Saban and you guys get Chizik. seriously, fucking MAL MOORE managed to get Saban. the master of all coaching search fuckups. i think Jacobs is now the undisputed champion, though.
Go suck a fat cock
You ignorant fucking rube.
You can burn in hell.
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Go suck a fat cock
You ignorant fucking rube.
You can burn in hell.
Now THAT'S some serious venting in Haiku
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I know you're a bama fan, so let me type this slow for you. Haiku is done like this:
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables
Ogre, I'm well aware of how a Haiku works. I decided that if the Haiku's before my post weren't held to format than mine wasn't bound to it either.
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Ogre, I'm well aware of how a Haiku works. I decided that if the Haiku's before my post weren't held to format than mine wasn't bound to it either.
Touche'.
I missed this gem:
Jacobs interviewed hundreds
Decided on Coach Gene Chizik
Dick Sabban laughed
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He was buzzed.
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:fu:
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Jay Jacobs sucks ass.
He is not an AU man.
May he rot in hell.
Jay Jacobs fucked us
Gene Chizik is our new coach.
"It is what it is."
When Chizik loses
Will they fire Jay Jacobs then?
Only time will tell.
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Please fire Jacobs.
Auburn University
Deserves better now!
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Jacobs sucks dog cock
Die a thousand deaths you fuck
A fate worse than hell
Knives sticking out of
Bullet riddled body of
Jacobs makes me laugh
Death to you Jacobs
Hell is too good for your ass
Get the kerosene
I hate Jay Jacobs
Worse than I hate Bama fucks
Damn you you asshole
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All of you smart, pissed off people are really cracking me up today. : :bugs:
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That asshole Jacobs.
Every bammer fan on earth.
Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate.
You make lemonade
When assholes give you lemons.
I hate lemonade.
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I wish I had beer
so that Jacob's complete failure
would be forgotten
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Under his blue shirt
Jacobs wears crimson colors
He has damned us so
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Jacobs hates Auburn.
So until his ass gets fired,
I love Coach Les Miles.
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I wish I had beer
so that Jacob's complete failure
would be forgotten
I obviously can't
count, my haiku sucks big balls
At least I'm not Jacobs
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I obviously can't
count, my haiku sucks big balls
At least I'm not Jacobs
You obviously
still can't count, and your haiku
still sucks hairy balls
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Kaos made me laugh
"a fate worse than hell" haha
We're fucked kill me now.
Barkley's ran his mouth
A laughing stock we are now
Blazers my new favorite team
Football may be done
Do we at least know if Gene's
Wife is fucking hot