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Title: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: GarMan on December 12, 2008, 11:44:05 AM
goofy British accent.

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Her head has been slammed up against so many headboards, she's suffering from FAS. 
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 12, 2008, 11:58:16 AM
I have never understood why people made fun of her for this.  Sometimes when you are constantly exposed to a different accent, you subconsciously start to mimic it.  A Swedish exchange student I knew in high school said her mom told her she spoke Swedish with a Southern accent after she had been here for a while. I am also like that - I spent a summer living with a host family in Hawaii on a youth exchange trip and I picked up some of their ways of speaking and inflections.  Same thing when I spend time in the UK.  It went away when I got home, of course, and I imagine hers will too once she gets back to the US for a while. 

All that being said - I still think she is a washed up skanky ho.
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: GarMan on December 12, 2008, 01:19:36 PM
I have never understood why people made fun of her for this. 

She sounds fake and over-exaggerated...   

All that being said - I still think she is a washed up skanky ho.

Dirty, stinking, skanky, crusty, festering, un-washed, oozing, wheeping whore would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: Tarheel on December 12, 2008, 01:20:51 PM
I have never understood why people made fun of her for this.  Sometimes when you are constantly exposed to a different accent, you subconsciously start to mimic it.  A Swedish exchange student I knew in high school said her mom told her she spoke Swedish with a Southern accent after she had been here for a while. I am also like that - I spent a summer living with a host family in Hawaii on a youth exchange trip and I picked up some of their ways of speaking and inflections.  Same thing when I spend time in the UK.  It went away when I got home, of course, and I imagine hers will too once she gets back to the US for a while. 

All that being said - I still think she is a washed up skanky ho.

You've got that right Tiger Wench... but her fake British accent seems like proverbial lipstick on a pig to me.  She always makes me think of something "Stewie Griffin" said to some whores in a Family Guy episode:"...so is there any tread left or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: Tarheel on December 12, 2008, 01:22:04 PM
She sounds fake and over-exaggerated...   

Dirty, stinking, skanky, crusty, festering, un-washed, oozing, wheeping whore would be more appropriate.


Yeah.  What you said too.
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: wesfau2 on December 12, 2008, 05:48:21 PM
She's not the hottest chick on the block, but I'd fuck Madonna mercilessly.

Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: GarMan on December 12, 2008, 06:21:32 PM
She's not the hottest chick on the block, but I'd fuck Madonna mercilessly.

Like an Oprah...  (http://brownsugarpages.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/oprah_wideweb__470x3120.jpg)

Or, a Rosie?  (http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/23-End%20of%20Month/rosie-oterror.jpg)
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 12, 2008, 07:51:36 PM
I have never understood why people made fun of her for this.  Sometimes when you are constantly exposed to a different accent, you subconsciously start to mimic it.
Yeah, but she hired a speech coach shortly after she moved to England. She's a fake - a fraud, if you will.

I spent a summer living with a host family in Hawaii on a youth exchange trip and I picked up some of their ways
Did you pick up an insatiable appetite for Spam and pineapples?
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: Tarheel on December 15, 2008, 03:09:36 PM
Yeah, but she hired a speech coach shortly after she moved to England. She's a fake - a fraud, if you will.
Did you pick up an insatiable appetite for Spam and pineapples?


Fucking hilarious!  I never knew that there were so many ways to prepare Spam until I went to Hawaii a few years back.  The "Spam Sushi" was probably the worst; it smelled of dead fish with the nasty seaweed wrap...which brings us back to speaking of Madonna.

 :puke:
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 15, 2008, 03:27:57 PM
She fucked Dennis Rodman.  Is there anything else that need be said?
Title: Re: This might explain Madonna's...
Post by: GarMan on December 15, 2008, 03:29:33 PM
She fucked Dennis Rodman.  Is there anything else that need be said?

Bait shack...   :puke: