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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: ssgaufan on December 08, 2008, 10:37:35 AM

Title: Funny excuses.
Post by: ssgaufan on December 08, 2008, 10:37:35 AM
Anybody thats been listenting to sports talk this morning would realize that bama didn't get beat by a superior Florida team that was missing its biggest playmaker, and two of its D lineman. 

No, they got beat by;
1.  The officials (cause bama doesn't play dirty, and UF does)
2.  Tebow (one fucker actually trashed him badly, pretty much saying that he has no class, and is a worthless thug.  WTF?)
3.  All of the players on the bama roster that are from Florida (they didn't play that bad all season long, just look at Arenas for example)
4.  Steriods (yep UF players looked to muscled up to be legit)
5.  Probation (how fucking long are they going to use probation as an excuse?)

Those were just the ones I heard on my short drive this morning.  You guys heard anymore?
Title: Re: Funny excuses.
Post by: AUChizad on December 08, 2008, 10:39:07 AM
3.  All of the players on the bama roster that are from Florida (they didn't play that bad all season long, just look at Arenas for example)

And where is Tebow from again?
Title: Re: Funny excuses.
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 08, 2008, 10:47:53 AM
I just about spilled my snobby Starbucks drink laughing when I heard that animal from Tuscaloosa call in and mention "probation" again. 

For fucks sake, that'll never end.
Title: Re: Funny excuses.
Post by: JohnDeere on December 08, 2008, 10:53:19 AM
I had a bammer tell me this morning that he would take JPW and a solid running game over any superstar QB such as Tebow.
The rational:
 "Cause when Tebow goes down the entire offense is gone"


Poor Bammers
Title: Re: Funny excuses.
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 08, 2008, 10:56:49 AM
I had a bammer tell me this morning that he would take JPW and a solid running game over any superstar QB such as Tebow.
The rational:
 "Cause when Tebow goes down the entire offense is gone"

I completely agree! They weren't shit without Tebow. 2 years ago when Leak started, they...wait, what?
Title: Re: Funny excuses.
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 08, 2008, 11:57:34 AM
I had a bammer tell me this morning that he would take JPW and a solid running game over any superstar QB such as Tebow.
The rational:
 "Cause when Tebow goes down the entire offense is gone"


Poor Bammers
So someone explain to me again how losing Sarah Jessica is not going to be a bad thing for bammer?  Tebow might be back next year...  So next year, are we gonna hear "If we only still had SJPW, we'duh beat y'all..."?
Title: Re: Funny excuses.
Post by: Kaos on December 08, 2008, 12:04:54 PM
I had a bammer tell me this morning that he would take JPW and a solid running game over any superstar QB such as Tebow.
The rational:
 "Cause when Tebow goes down the entire offense is gone"


Poor Bammers

They put 31 on their monkey asses with their number 1 offensive threat standing on the sidelines in warmup pants and their top RB taking just one carry before sitting it out with a hamstring pull. 

Fools. 

Tebow beat them all by himself, yeah, but the jackasses are lucky he was the only thing UF had left for that game.