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Title: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:28:50 PM
Your coach beats us 6 years in a row.  He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high.  Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this.  If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible.  There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years.  Unbelievable!  Oh yeah.... and hysterical.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: wesfau2 on December 03, 2008, 05:33:59 PM
Your coach beats us 6 years in a row.  He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high.  Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this.  If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible.  There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years.  Unbelievable!  Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

As kindly as I can put this:

Shove a hot iron up your fucking ass.

Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AUChizad on December 03, 2008, 05:36:05 PM
Your coach beats us 6 years in a row.  He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high.  Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this.  If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible.  There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years.  Unbelievable!  Oh yeah.... and hysterical.
Congratulations, you Croomed us.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 03, 2008, 05:36:43 PM
Your coach beats us 6 years in a row.  He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high.  Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this.  If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible.  There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years.  Unbelievable!  Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

Shut the fuck up.

Why do you think you are the measuring stick for Auburn football?  It has NOTHING to do with Bama football.  You fuckers think that we had 6 years of euphoria because we beat your sorry ass team.  You get ONE fucking year of relevance and somehow that makes you an important figure of the last ten years of college football.  

One loss to you cousin grinders doesn't change Auburn football.  7 losses in one year does.  Unable to recruit the way we SHOULD be recruiting causes changes.  Losing to Vanderbilt causes changes.  Starting 1-2 in a year that you should be a top 15 team causes changes.  Losing three straight to Georgia causes changes.  

Losing once to you fuckholes causes us to get ornery.  
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:37:24 PM
And it's also possible that Tony Franklin is laughing his white fat ass off right now.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Kaos on December 03, 2008, 05:38:11 PM
Your coach beats us 6 years in a row.  He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high.  Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this.  If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible.  There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years.  Unbelievable!  Oh yeah.... and hysterical.

Go fuck yourself, you dumbass bammer.

You're absolutely right.  Losing to Alabama had nothing to do with it. It was just one brick in a big wall.

What did Tuberville in was a long pattern of failing to live up to promise.  Alabama is insignificant in the grand scheme.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 03, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
Your coach beats us 6 years in a row.  He loses 1 game to us and his ass is hung up high.  Say what you want about it wasn't the Alabama game but just know this.  If Auburn beats bama they extend the streak to 7, they beat their instate rival AND they become bowl eligible.  There is NO WAY that the Alabama loss didn't cost Tuberville his job, the very school that he has beaten for 6 straight years.  Unbelievable!  Oh yeah.... and hysterical.
Oh, the ego!!!

You really think that a loss to Arky, Ole Miss, two straight to LSU, an ass kicking by Georgia, and a mid-season firing of an offensive coordinator had NOTHING to do with it?  That it was all the loss last weekend?

What a freaking egomaniacal idiot.  

Yeah - it was all about bammer.  Sure.   :taunt:
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 03, 2008, 05:39:06 PM
Franklin's unemployed ass you mean.  He's a root cause...

Fuck you Birmingham, you say nothing and then come here now?  You are a low peice of fucking scum.

This firing was all about a lot more than you fuckholes in West Vance.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:39:19 PM
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Why do you think you are the measuring stick for Auburn football?  It has NOTHING to do with Bama football.  You fuckers think that we had 6 years of euphoria because we beat your sorry ass team.  You get ONE fucking year of relevance and somehow that makes you an important figure of the last ten years of college football.  

One loss to you cousin grinders doesn't change Auburn football.  7 losses in one year does.  Unable to recruit the way we SHOULD be recruiting causes changes.  Losing to Vanderbilt causes changes.  Starting 1-2 in a year that you should be a top 15 team causes changes.  Losing three straight to Georgia causes changes.  

Losing once to you fuckholes causes us to get ornery.  


Keep talking until you're blue in the face, I don't really care.  Just know this simple FACT:  If Auburn beat Alabama this year than Tommy Tuberville isn't fired and returns next year with his job intact.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 03, 2008, 05:40:32 PM


Keep talking until you're blue in the face, I don't really care.  Just know this simple FACT:  If Auburn beat Alabama this year than Tommy Tuberville isn't fired and returns next year with his job intact.
Bullshit - he would have just gone out on top against you assholes.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 03, 2008, 05:41:09 PM


Keep talking until you're blue in the face, I don't really care.  Just know this simple FACT:  If Auburn beat Alabama this year than Tommy Tuberville isn't fired and returns next year with his job intact.

And if Mike Shula had beaten Auburn in 2006, he might still be stroking Bear Bryant's statue in Tuscaloosa. 

Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:41:30 PM
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Bullshit - he would have just gone out on top against you assholes.

Absolutley wrong.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Kaos on December 03, 2008, 05:43:00 PM
Absolutley wrong.

You're a fucking egotistical idiot.  This decision was made weeks ago. 
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 03, 2008, 05:43:21 PM
Absolutley wrong.
ALL HAIL THE INFINTE WISDOM OF THE ALLMIGHTY BAMMER!!!

I guess I missed the part where Jay Jacobs told you that over an iced latte and scones...

 :taunt:
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
Don't hate when you get your fair dose of "fired coach ribbing".  We've had enough of it in our past few years.  By the way, it might not be a bad idea to keep all of your new avatars.  The coaching pool is shallow this year, being Florida fans might suit you better.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 03, 2008, 05:52:18 PM
The coaching pool is shallow this year,

Kind of like the gene pool in T-town.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Tiger Wench on December 03, 2008, 05:52:56 PM
Don't hate when you get your fair dose of "fired coach ribbing".  We've had enough of it in our past few years.  By the way, it might not be a bad idea to keep all of your new avatars.  The coaching pool is shallow this year, being Florida fans might suit you better.
Fired coach ribbing?  Boy, you really can't count, can you?

Auburn - one coach in ten years...

Alabama - too many to count in half the time...

You guys were a national laughing stock in terms of the coaching carousel.  Not to mention that all Tubs did was fail to deliver - he didn't hit his secretary, sleep with his secretary, sleep with nasty hookers, or have the inability to coach his &*#^$#*% way out of a wet paper bag...
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 05:58:53 PM
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Fired coach ribbing?  Boy, you really can't count, can you?

Auburn - one coach in ten years...

Alabama - too many to count in half the time...

You guys were a national laughing stock in terms of the coaching carousel.  Not to mention that all Tubs did was fail to deliver - he didn't hit his secretary, sleep with his secretary, sleep with nasty hookers, or have the inability to coach his &*#^$#*% way out of a wet paper bag...

You're obviously a dumbass.  That was my entire complete point.  We've received the ribbing from countless fired coaches and now that it's happened to you, you get it.  Not sure that even explained it, maybe it did.  Probably not though.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 03, 2008, 06:00:07 PM
You're obviously a dumbass.  That was my entire complete point.  We've received the ribbing from countless fired coaches and now that it's happened to you, you get it.  Not sure that even explained it, maybe it did.  Probably not though.

Nope, you're still an ignorant fuckstick comparing one to your many.  Fucking idiot.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 03, 2008, 06:05:06 PM
You're obviously a dumbass.  That was my entire complete point.  We've received the ribbing from countless fired coaches and now that it's happened to you, you get it.  Not sure that even explained it, maybe it did.  Probably not though.

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye."  Matthew 7:3-5

Seemed fitting
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 06:09:10 PM
Funny thing is, is if he wouldn't have fired Tony Franklin in the middle of the year than he might have been able to sacrifice him now and blame it all on him possibly saving his job.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 03, 2008, 06:15:34 PM
Did AUTiger2000 just bust out the first bible verse on the x....very nice.

Oh yeah, fuck you birmingham...
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 03, 2008, 06:18:08 PM
Did AUTiger2000 just bust out the first bible verse on the x....very nice.

Oh yeah, fuck you birmingham...

Something must be done to to save you bastards from burning.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on December 03, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
Funny thing is, is if he wouldn't have fired Tony Franklin in the middle of the year than he might have been able to sacrifice him now and blame it all on him possibly saving his job.

It must really suck to not be able to talk definative smack to us because of your own shit being so fucking rank.  Even now, you're getting called a fucking idiot.  Must be nice.

Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 03, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
You want to know what's funny...Alabama has waited for 10 years to talk about winning an conference championship, be # 1 in the nation, and you won't here shit now about it at all for at least this week!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 06:33:34 PM
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It must really suck to not be able to talk definative smack to us because of your own shit being so fucking rank.  Even now, you're getting called a fucking idiot.  Must be nice.

Should I expect any different from a bunch of fans who are fans of a half-college.  You guys don't even get to look forward to going to Shreveport, the very bowl that you said was detestable.  Can't wait to see who you hire... Mike Leach???  Great idea, this is the first season in his career that he's won over 9 games in a year.  I hope you get him!!!
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 06:34:45 PM
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You want to know what's funny...Alabama has waited for 10 years to talk about winning an conference championship, be # 1 in the nation, and you won't here shit now about it at all for at least this week!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

When you're actually the real #1 unlike the fake made up #1 (see Auburn 2004) you don't care if people talk about it.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: War Eagle!!! on December 03, 2008, 06:41:49 PM
Hahahaha...you fuckers were crying earlier in the year, "we aren't getting the exposure we should be."

You are a tool....
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Birmingham on December 03, 2008, 06:43:15 PM
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Hahahaha...you fuckers were crying earlier in the year, "we aren't getting the exposure we should be."

You are a tool....

Yeah, funny how just beating every team you play is a remedy for that.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Pell City Tiger on December 03, 2008, 08:39:38 PM
Let me see if I can pull this off correctly <ahem> (imagine some backwoods, 7th grade dropout, Bass Pro Shop loitering, "Got 12?" T-shirt wearing, rotten toothed asshole with a Cullman county accent drawling it out)

"Tuberville already know'ed he wuz far'd so he throwed thuh game. Ya'll didn't really win it 'cuz he wanted ter give Bobby Lowder a big ol' FU before he leff. Aubren didn't lose thuh game; the coach solt dem out."
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: Townhallsavoy on December 03, 2008, 08:57:59 PM
Let me see if I can pull this off correctly <ahem> (imagine some backwoods, 7th grade dropout, Bass Pro Shop loitering, "Got 12?" T-shirt wearing, rotten toothed asshole with a Cullman county accent drawling it out)

"Tuberville already know'ed he wuz far'd so he throwed thuh game. Ya'll didn't really win it 'cuz he wanted ter give Bobby Lowder a big ol' FU before he leff. Aubren didn't lose thuh game; the coach solt dem out."

Why did you sell the guy short? 

"The playurs an' coochez had allreddy givin' up on da sayzun.  Y'all havint evar beatun a gud Arban team evar.  You juz got us when we're down.  How's it feelz ta only bayt us when were down?  Worst peerod in Arban historrey." 
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: ssgaufan on December 03, 2008, 09:28:49 PM
Let me see if I can pull this off correctly <ahem> (imagine some backwoods, 7th grade dropout, Bass Pro Shop loitering, "Got 12?" T-shirt wearing, rotten toothed asshole with a Cullman county accent drawling it out)

"Tuberville already know'ed he wuz far'd so he throwed thuh game. Ya'll didn't really win it 'cuz he wanted ter give Bobby Lowder a big ol' FU before he leff. Aubren didn't lose thuh game; the coach solt dem out."

Hey FUCK YOU.  I was born and raised in Cullman County, you fucker.  Next time pick Winston County or some place in South Alabama.  I also like the Bass Pro Shops.
Title: Re: And you guys say WE are a lynch mob???
Post by: ssgaufan on December 03, 2008, 09:29:59 PM
Why did you sell the guy short? 

"The playurs an' coochez had allreddy givin' up on da sayzun.  Y'all havint evar beatun a gud Arban team evar.  You juz got us when we're down.  How's it feelz ta only bayt us when were down?  Worst peerod in Arban historrey." 

Alright, FUCK YOU TOO.   :fu: