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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2025, 02:36:32 PM

Title: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 06, 2025, 02:36:32 PM
You guys know I always post about some of the stuff that goes on with our two local sports talk shows.  There's 2 hours in the morning, then 2 more at lunch leading up to Finebaum, so I catch a few minutes going to and from work.  They've got a good following, but it's mostly the same yahoos calling daily.  Well, just a bit ago, on my way back from lunch....

Sammy, who is a long, long time baseball coach, and was the head of Wallace College JUCO program here forever, had a very informative call.  Picture, if you will, a male Kay Ivey.  Speaks with the quintessential Suthun draaawwwl. Sammy's call went like this:

Sammy: Gary, you know we all watched Notre Dame football last week.

Host: Yep, I thought Notre Dame won that game along the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball.

Sammy: Well, I think Deion Sanders should learn something from watching that game, and I have some advice for Deion.  He needs to take notes on Notre Dame's coach, Marcus Freeman.  He conducts himself very professionally for a black man.

Host: Uuuuummmm.....Uh!

Sammy:  Every time you watch Deion and his players, they're jumping around and taunting other players and not acting like they should, but you don't see many act like that for Marcus Freeman.

Host: Well, sometimes the players do take on the personality of their coach, and Deion was a player who liked to celebrate and get in the face of his opponents....good talking to you Sammy.  We've got Carlisle on the line.  How are you, Carlisle?

The producer who screens the calls is black, so I can only imagine the looks on their faces in studio.

 
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: CCTAU on January 06, 2025, 03:32:45 PM
From the standpoint of how the players act, he has a point. But to compare the two teams according to the race of the coaches is a bit ridiculous.

Freeman has a different style. It’s a style that leans more toward a conservative business model. Deion is, well, Deion…
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: djsimp on January 07, 2025, 03:03:58 PM
Snaggle, Ive always wanted to ask, why in the hell is 90% of your post so damn long???
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 07, 2025, 03:24:21 PM
You guys know I always post about some of the stuff that goes on with our two local sports talk shows.  There's 2 hours in the morning, then 2 more at lunch leading up to Finebaum, so I catch a few minutes going to and from work.  They've got a good following, but it's mostly the same yahoos calling daily.  Well, just a bit ago, on my way back from lunch....

Sammy, who is a long, long time baseball coach, and was the head of Wallace College JUCO program here forever, had a very informative call.  Picture, if you will, a male Kay Ivey.  Speaks with the quintessential Suthun draaawwwl. Sammy's call went like this:

Sammy: Gary, you know we all watched Notre Dame football last week.

Host: Yep, I thought Notre Dame won that game along the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball.

Sammy: Well, I think Deion Sanders should learn something from watching that game, and I have some advice for Deion.  He needs to take notes on Notre Dame's coach, Marcus Freeman.  He conducts himself very professionally for a black man.

Host: Uuuuummmm.....Uh!

Sammy:  Every time you watch Deion and his players, they're jumping around and taunting other players and not acting like they should, but you don't see many act like that for Marcus Freeman.

Host: Well, sometimes the players do take on the personality of their coach, and Deion was a player who liked to celebrate and get in the face of his opponents....good talking to you Sammy.  We've got Carlisle on the line.  How are you, Carlisle?

The producer who screens the calls is black, so I can only imagine the looks on their faces in studio.

 
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Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 07, 2025, 03:52:57 PM
Snaggle, Ive always wanted to ask, why in the hell is 90% of your post so damn long???

Don't know
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: wesfau2 on January 07, 2025, 06:33:11 PM
Snaggle, Ive always wanted to ask, why in the hell is 90% of your post so damn long???

To compensate.

Duh.
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2025, 09:33:52 AM
To compensate.

Duh.

lol
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snakebite on January 08, 2025, 12:31:11 PM
lol

tia
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 08, 2025, 02:07:11 PM
tia

 :)
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: djsimp on January 08, 2025, 05:17:43 PM
To compensate.

Duh.

The mans in bad shape then...
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2025, 09:48:37 AM
The mans in bad shape then...

lol
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2025, 05:53:16 PM
lol

I think we could get Cialis as a sponsor here...the fun part is figuring the catch line...
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 10, 2025, 09:27:15 AM
I think we could get Cialis as a sponsor here...the fun part is figuring the catch line...

Naaa...I prefer the little blue pill for my erec.....wait, I mean....yeah, that would be pretty funny.
Title: Re: Awkward!!!
Post by: djsimp on January 10, 2025, 11:01:01 AM
Naaa...I prefer the little blue pill for my erec.....wait, I mean....yeah, that would be pretty funny.

There is a new chewables for you Snags...