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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on August 23, 2024, 11:01:26 AM
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Last night, I watched a good bit of the high school game between Thompson and Grayson of Georgia. Several Auburn commits showing out in that game. I was also looking forward to the game I'm going to tonight. Football is finally here.
After the game, I went to bed , but I had this strange itch just under my ball sac. Scratched all through the night, and when I woke up and washed my finger, I took the pups out for their morning pee.
When I walked out with them on the back porch....I felt it! Not only was it significantly cooler, but that itch was ramped up to 11. I reached in for one last scratch, raised my arms and yelled to the world.......
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THE TAINT
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You beautiful man, you!
On this, the twenty third day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, the taint hath been declared! Let us all rejoice, and be sure not be downwind of Sir Snaggle’s tainted fingers.
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Praise be to the Lord!
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Fight The Man. Damn The Power. Steal the kickers.
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You beautiful man, you!
On this, the twenty third day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four, the taint hath been declared! Let us all rejoice, and be sure not be downwind of Sir Snaggle’s tainted fingers.
looks like 6 weeks of misery.
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looks like 6 weeks of misery.
The Geoduck didn’t see its own shadow?
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The Geoduck didn’t see its own shadow?
Solid regional reference.
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Solid regional reference.
my guess he learned it from mike rowe but i chortled.
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my guess he learned it from mike rowe but i chortled.
I served with your people.
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Weatherman says it’s faux taint.
They are often wrong.
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When I walked out with them on the back porch....I felt it! Not only was it significantly cooler, but that itch was ramped up to 11. I reached in for one last scratch, raised my arms and yelled to the world.......
Thank you war tiger…