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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on May 29, 2024, 10:41:06 PM

Title: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Kaos on May 29, 2024, 10:41:06 PM
Tee it up.

Hang the banner.

Print the shirts! 
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: jmar on May 30, 2024, 08:36:33 AM
Tee it up.

Hang the banner.

Print the shirts! 
Golf IS the greatest game.
Horse's are so unreliable
and the expense is staggering.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Kaos on May 30, 2024, 08:42:51 AM
Golf IS the greatest game.
Horse's are so unreliable
and the expense is staggering.

Better to excel in a more stable sport.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2024, 09:57:03 AM
Better to excel in a more stable sport.

Okay, now you're just trying to stirrup trouble.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Kaos on May 30, 2024, 02:48:14 PM
Okay, now you're just trying to stirrup trouble.

Ehh.  I took a gambol.  It just wasn’t up to par. 

Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2024, 03:08:39 PM
Ehh.  I took a gambol.  It just wasn’t up to par.

You don't need to take those gambols.  That's the mane point I'm trying to make.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 04:29:20 PM
Will you two just shut the fuck up?

How’s that for a pun?
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2024, 04:31:25 PM


How’s that for a pun?

That's a HOLE in one.

<wink>
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 04:32:59 PM
That's a HOLE in one.

<wink>

Well played, my liberal friend.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 04:33:34 PM
I will be glad when this thread runs its course.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 04:40:06 PM
Y’all stop puttering around and be funny.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snakebite on May 30, 2024, 04:54:24 PM
I am proud of our boys, but can somebody tee up the next thread? 

Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: wesfau2 on May 30, 2024, 04:56:59 PM
I will be glad when this thread runs its course.

In the spirit of the X, I'll offer you a Gulligan* on this one.

*if you witnessed/participated in a Gulligan at an X Golf Outing, you will recognize the "living in interesting times" paradox here.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2024, 04:59:47 PM
I am proud of our boys, but can somebody tee up the next thread?

I've got a putter idea.  Let's keep driving this one forward.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snakebite on May 30, 2024, 05:03:38 PM
I've got a putter idea.  Let's keep driving this one forward.

That's it. I am joining some of our other members in The Bunker. 
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 30, 2024, 05:42:47 PM
That's it. I am joining some of our other members in The Bunker.

You're leaving?  I'm at a loss fore words.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 06:05:51 PM
You're leaving?  I'm at a loss fore words.

It’s a trap!
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snakebite on May 30, 2024, 06:06:00 PM
You're leaving?  I'm at a loss fore words.

Trying to think of a nice and fairway to answer this. I just can’t find the right words.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 06:14:36 PM
Trying to think of a nice and fairway to answer this. I just can’t find the right words.

It’s not that rough.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Kaos on May 30, 2024, 06:40:55 PM
It’s not that rough.

Now, now. We can't afford to be driving people off.  The grass isn't always greener in other pastures. 
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 30, 2024, 07:22:01 PM
Now, now. We can't afford to be driving people off.  The grass isn't always greener in other pastures.

I like big putts and I cannot lie.  It’s my handicap.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Snakebite on May 30, 2024, 07:42:14 PM
I like big putts and I cannot lie.  It’s my handicap.

Went to a German department/appliance store a few days ago, wanting to buy a new ironing board and iron. Found the board, but due to supply chain shortages, nein iron.
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 31, 2024, 08:12:44 AM
Can you guys take your little foursome somewhere else?
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: The Six on May 31, 2024, 08:20:41 AM
Considering Georgia now schedules Auburn as the homecoming game, we better lean into these other sports (that will all disappear once the wellspring of football and men's basketball that pays for them is redirected to player salary).

But hey we got two jumbotrons and that eagle sure flies good. WDE  :facepalm:
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: War Damn Six on May 31, 2024, 08:32:56 AM
Can you guys take your little foursome somewhere else?

You make it sound so gay…

I’m in!
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 31, 2024, 08:34:06 AM
Considering Georgia now schedules Auburn as the homecoming game, we better lean into these other sports (that will all disappear once the wellspring of football and men's basketball that pays for them is redirected to player salary).

But hey we got two jumbotrons and that eagle sure flies good. WDE  :facepalm:
What wrong wif da eagle we got?
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: The Six on May 31, 2024, 08:55:42 AM
What wrong wif da eagle we got?

Wasn't gay enough
Title: Re: We’re a GOLF school!
Post by: eagleair89 on June 01, 2024, 12:26:11 PM
Hickory shafts and gutta-purcha balls!!!

We Nashunal champee-uns!!!

Grab the shit remover rolls and drive the corner to clear the trees boys and girls!!!

WAR DAMN!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅