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Title: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 16, 2008, 06:45:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkECmTlr5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkECmTlr5c)

Stay classy, Saban. Stay classy bammers who ate that shit up. Could you imagine how the same inbreds who are hoot & hollering over how great that was would say if Tubs had said something like that?
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2008, 07:10:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkECmTlr5c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPkECmTlr5c)

Stay classy, Saban. Stay classy bammers who ate that shit up. Could you imagine how the same inbreds who are hoot & hollering over how great that was would say if Tubs had said something like that?
who really gives a shit? excuse us for having a coach that actually shows some fire and emotion, and doesn't just walk around with his head to the ground while giving a little golf clap. his point was the fans at our games have been pretty pathetic this season in a few games in regards to the stadium being dead.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 16, 2008, 09:02:39 PM
who really gives a shit? excuse us for having a coach that actually shows some fire and emotion, and doesn't just walk around with his head to the ground while giving a little golf clap. his point was the fans at our games have been pretty pathetic this season in a few games in regards to the stadium being dead.

It's only cool when Auburn is good. (http://www.aunation.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=41840&st=0)
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Ranger12 on November 16, 2008, 09:43:09 PM
aight...aight....aight

You turds are so full of it. Don't tell me you would not have made a big deal of it if it would have been CTT. You guys whined liked little bitches when CTT held up the "5" uat UAT a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Kaos on November 16, 2008, 09:45:24 PM
who really gives a shit? excuse us for having a coach that actually shows some fire and emotion, and doesn't just walk around with his head to the ground while giving a little golf clap. his point was the fans at our games have been pretty pathetic this season in a few games in regards to the stadium being dead.

Typical douchebag apologist response.  Exactly what we expect from Bama fans.  

Saban could ass rape kittens, napalm orphanages and take shits in your grandmother's crock pot and you wouldn't care as long as he wins ball games. But let him lose?  It was fine for Mike DuBose to fuck his secretary on his desk and lie about it when Bama went to the SEC-CG, but when he started losing it was because he was "too Christian".  

Said it before and I'll say it again. I don't care if Alabama wins the next 24 national championships in a row. If having a cocksucker like Nick Saban representing the university is what it takes, I'd rather not win one.  Bama and its fans are a pestilence upon this earth.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 16, 2008, 10:12:36 PM
aight...aight....aight

You turds are so full of it. Don't tell me you would not have made a big deal of it if it would have been CTT. You guys whined liked little bitches when CTT held up the "5" uat UAT a couple of years ago.

I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, just like I didn't make a big deal out of CTT holding up fingers or Will Muschamp cursing during a game on the sidelines.  It's not a big deal.  As a matter of fact, AU fans are the only people making a deal about it. 

Of course, with the Iron Bowl being the next game for both teams, I expect you guys to sling as much mud as possible.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: RWS on November 16, 2008, 10:48:15 PM
aight...aight....aight

You turds are so full of it. Don't tell me you would not have made a big deal of it if it would have been CTT. You guys whined liked little bitches when CTT held up the "5" uat UAT a couple of years ago.
find somewhere that i whined like a little bitch when CTT has ever held up the 5, or otherwise talked shit about beating us. you guys have won 6 years in the row. you think we wouldn't do the same if the shoe were on the other foot? the only reason anybody might have pointed it out is because of how much you guys put him out to be the wholesome choir boy who can do no wrong. sorta the same way people pointed out the CWM f-bomb, because AU fans shit their pants when CMS did it. but then it was ok when CWM did it. personally, i don't give a shit either way. its football, and there aren't alot of "please", "thank-you", and "atta-boys" used in football.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 09:10:08 AM
I wouldn't make a big deal out of it, just like I didn't make a big deal out of CTT holding up fingers
Suddenly no bammers who were deeply offended by this "classless act" cannot be found. They certainly are not the silent minority on the radio call-in shows. They've been quite vocal about it for the last 3 years.
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or Will Muschamp cursing during a game on the sidelines.
Firing up the team unmiked from the sidelines = a publicity spot on your coaching show, addressing the fans directly. Got it.  :taunt:
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: JohnDeere on November 17, 2008, 09:39:58 AM
Imagine the response to "you people" if Auburn were to finding a way to sneak in their and steal his fucking sandwich..........All hell is going to come lose when the tiders get their asses Teebowed.

Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: tiger88 on November 17, 2008, 10:11:51 AM
I don't really give a shit that he said give a shit.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 17, 2008, 10:40:27 AM
I don't see what the probem is...and I fucking hate Saban...
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 12:53:26 PM
I don't see what the probem is...and I fucking hate Saban...
the word "shit" suddenly offends AUChizad and Kaos now.....shit, i did it again. more specifically, saying the word shit in public. but hey, the thread with the guy dropping the f-bomb on MSNBC was funny as fuck.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 01:12:05 PM
the word "shit" suddenly offends AUChizad and Kaos now.....shit, i did it again. more specifically, saying the word shit in public. but hey, the thread with the guy dropping the f-bomb on MSNBC was funny as fuck.


Fuck you.  haha.

You're not a public figure no matter how many groceries you bag.  But I bet if I went to your store and told the assistant assistant manager Kip that you'd said "shit" while putting my PopTarts in plastic I could get you fired. 

But I don't care if you say it.  I don't care if the guy who changes my oil says it.  I don't care if the guy serving crab puff samples at Target says it.  Unless they do in front of my kid. 

I thought it was funny for Scarb because he's a gigantic douche -- you guys related? -- and I figured he'd get a suspension or a fine.  Hell they canned Imus for saying jigaboo or something like that.

I hold public figures to a different standard.  I don't want to hear John McCain cursing. It's unseemly.  I'd like to hear Sarah Palin curse, but only if she was screaming Fuck ME!  at the appropriate moment. Other than that, no.  I would be pissed if Tuberville showed the absolute lack of class that Saban exhibited.  I'd be disappointed and think less of Croom or Richt or Meyer or Miles or Brooks or Johnson or Spurrier if they did something so lowbrow and redneck.  I do realize that Saban was only speaking to his fanbase, the kind of people who get up every morning, smoke a couple of Marlboros, yell at their kids, backhand their wife and then go out and pave the roads so people like me can get where we need to go, but still, it showed an appalling lack of decorum. 

Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 01:47:39 PM
Fuck you.  haha.

You're not a public figure no matter how many groceries you bag.  But I bet if I went to your store and told the assistant assistant manager Kip that you'd said "shit" while putting my PopTarts in plastic I could get you fired. 

But I don't care if you say it.  I don't care if the guy who changes my oil says it.  I don't care if the guy serving crab puff samples at Target says it.  Unless they do in front of my kid. 

I thought it was funny for Scarb because he's a gigantic douche -- you guys related? -- and I figured he'd get a suspension or a fine.  Hell they canned Imus for saying jigaboo or something like that.

I hold public figures to a different standard.  I don't want to hear John McCain cursing. It's unseemly.  I'd like to hear Sarah Palin curse, but only if she was screaming Fuck ME!  at the appropriate moment. Other than that, no.  I would be pissed if Tuberville showed the absolute lack of class that Saban exhibited.  I'd be disappointed and think less of Croom or Richt or Meyer or Miles or Brooks or Johnson or Spurrier if they did something so lowbrow and redneck.  I do realize that Saban was only speaking to his fanbase, the kind of people who get up every morning, smoke a couple of Marlboros, yell at their kids, backhand their wife and then go out and pave the roads so people like me can get where we need to go, but still, it showed an appalling lack of decorum. 


i have worked at a police department for almost a year now. but, even when i was working at a grocery store, i wasn't ashamed of my $42,000 a year salary. try to keep up.

so, when CWM dropped the f-bomb on national TV, it wasn't ok? and when Miles dropped the f-bomb in an interview when speaking about Alabama, that wasn't ok either? i don't remember threads with either of you pissing and moaning about it ANYWHERE when either of those events happened. but now that CNS says shit on a radio show for Alabama fans, you two damn near break your own arms reaching for your Bibles to see if thats politically correct in today's society or not. all it boils down to is you two hate him for whatever reason, so therefore no matter what he does, there has to be something wrong with it. 
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 02:12:47 PM
i have worked at a police department for almost a year now. but, even when i was working at a grocery store, i wasn't ashamed of my $42,000 a year salary. try to keep up.

so, when CWM dropped the f-bomb on national TV, it wasn't ok? and when Miles dropped the f-bomb in an interview when speaking about Alabama, that wasn't ok either? i don't remember threads with either of you pissing and moaning about it ANYWHERE when either of those events happened. but now that CNS says shit on a radio show for Alabama fans, you two damn near break your own arms reaching for your Bibles to see if thats politically correct in today's society or not. all it boils down to is you two hate him for whatever reason, so therefore no matter what he does, there has to be something wrong with it. 

Did you pass the literacty portion of the graduation exam?  I'm sorta doubting it right now, Otis. 
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: RWS on November 17, 2008, 03:15:21 PM
Did you pass the literacty portion of the graduation exam?  I'm sorta doubting it right now, Otis. 
i did, and its a damn good thing that i didn't copy off of your paper on the comprehension portion.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 17, 2008, 03:18:16 PM
Fuck you.  haha.

You're not a public figure no matter how many groceries you bag.  But I bet if I went to your store and told the assistant assistant manager Kip that you'd said "shit" while putting my PopTarts in plastic I could get you fired. 

But I don't care if you say it.  I don't care if the guy who changes my oil says it.  I don't care if the guy serving crab puff samples at Target says it.  Unless they do in front of my kid. 

I thought it was funny for Scarb because he's a gigantic douche -- you guys related? -- and I figured he'd get a suspension or a fine.  Hell they canned Imus for saying jigaboo or something like that.

I hold public figures to a different standard.  I don't want to hear John McCain cursing. It's unseemly.  I'd like to hear Sarah Palin curse, but only if she was screaming Fuck ME!  at the appropriate moment. Other than that, no.  I would be pissed if Tuberville showed the absolute lack of class that Saban exhibited.  I'd be disappointed and think less of Croom or Richt or Meyer or Miles or Brooks or Johnson or Spurrier if they did something so lowbrow and redneck.  I do realize that Saban was only speaking to his fanbase, the kind of people who get up every morning, smoke a couple of Marlboros, yell at their kids, backhand their wife and then go out and pave the roads so people like me can get where we need to go, but still, it showed an appalling lack of decorum. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

 :pwnd:
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 17, 2008, 03:28:36 PM
so, when CWM dropped the f-bomb on national TV, it wasn't ok? and when Miles dropped the f-bomb in an interview when speaking about Alabama, that wasn't ok either?
Sigh...
For the 100th time, CWM said it from the sidelines in a game situation, unmiked, not knowing he was on TV. That is a world of difference from an intentional address to the fans on your friggin talk show.

I wouldn't want my HC displaying that level of class, that's all I'm saying.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Kaos on November 17, 2008, 03:34:45 PM
i did, and its a damn good thing that i didn't copy off of your paper on the comprehension portion.

Damn skippy, because if you'd scored as high as I would, they'd have known for sure your short-bus ass was cheating.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: CCTAU on November 17, 2008, 03:40:11 PM
I hate him too. :clap:


Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 17, 2008, 03:48:05 PM
SHIT,  I hate Bama
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 17, 2008, 05:15:58 PM
Suddenly no bammers who were deeply offended by this "classless act" cannot be found. They certainly are not the silent minority on the radio call-in shows. They've been quite vocal about it for the last 3 years.

I don't call in on radio shows.  The only place I could only point to openly bitching about it would be AUN.  I would tell you to go search through all of my posts and find one time I said anything other than, "congrats on the win" but I know it's impossible for you to do such. 

Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 09:42:16 PM
I don't call in on radio shows.  The only place I could only point to openly bitching about it would be AUN.  I would tell you to go search through all of my posts and find one time I said anything other than, "congrats on the win" but I know it's impossible for you to do such. 



Nobody asked you.  We already know you're the fucking perfect Alabama fan.   :taunt:
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 17, 2008, 10:25:04 PM
Nobody asked you.  We already know you're the fucking perfect Alabama fan.   :taunt:

My apologies.  I assumed when Chizad quoted my post with a response, that it was directed towards me. 
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 10:35:59 PM
My apologies.  I assumed when Chizad quoted my post with a response, that it was directed towards me. 

He might have quoted your post, but he was generalizing all the fucktards that had been calling in the radio shows and and now suddenly are all holier than thou about this whole thing. 

Besides, you have to be a fucking tard to get into any debate with you that would cause endless days and nights of looking up past quotes to show how perfect you actually were in that particular situation.

I just figured I'd cut out the debate and just call you the most perfect fucking Alabama fan.  Of course if BG was here, you'd be in a fight for the title.....  runswithrock's bitch and the one that calls himself "the good-looking one"..... couldn't tote your perty dark pink g-string.

So congrats and stuff.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 17, 2008, 11:07:32 PM
Besides, you have to be a fucking tard to get into any debate with you that would cause endless days and nights of looking up past quotes to show how perfect you actually were in that particular situation.


It's a good thing you feel that way, because you damn sure couldn't do it.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 17, 2008, 11:34:02 PM

It's a good thing you feel that way, because you damn sure couldn't do it.


I could if I wanted.  I've gone the calm, resourceful, quiet unless spoken to route before... It's boring.  I just like getting under your skin, and I do that VERY WELL.  I have a talent for being a pest when I want. 
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 17, 2008, 11:43:10 PM
I could if I wanted.   

How?  Use someone else's account to search for my posts on AUN?

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I just like getting under your skin, and I do that VERY WELL.

Not really.

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I have a talent for being a pest when I want.

It doesn't take talent to be a jackass.

(http://www.crimsontusks.com/files/thumbs/t_stfu.jpg)

See, it's rather easy.




Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Iwannaplay on November 17, 2008, 11:58:02 PM

I wouldn't want my HC displaying that level of class, that's all I'm saying.

Wow Chad I thought you were super no censorship guy... has Tipper Gore crawled in your ass and possessed you...you're reaching on trying to put the bammers down on this one, sorry, but its not a big deal
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 18, 2008, 12:34:10 AM
Did I not say you'd go digging for something from the past to prove a point??  What was that about me "not really" getting under your skin?   

Also....Is the fact that I'm banned from AUN supposed to be an insult?  Wrongo Bucko.  I'll leave the archive, and dumpster diving to you killer.

Please, show me more how I don't get under your skin.  I called it from the first post.  It only took one and you were fully engaged.  You can't help it.  I understand.  I'm an asshole too.  I do it all the time. 

So, I fully acknowledged I'm a pest, so what's your excuse?  Bammer Sucker.


Also Farkmaster Flex, it's fucking ice cream.  It's in a fucking bowl.   Otherwise there is no finer pic.  That face should haunt you and your children. 
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Argo on November 18, 2008, 12:50:59 AM
Please, show me more how I don't get under your skin.  I called it from the first post.  It only took one and you were fully engaged.  You can't help it.  I understand.  I'm an asshole too.  I do it all the time.  I just love it when a douche that says he's above it does a peter panzy right into the pool along with me.

I fully acknowledged I'm a pest, so what's your excuse?  Bammer Sucker.

It's Auburn week(s).  I figured I'd hang around for the next two weeks and post on this board and AUN.  If you were really under my skin, I would have over 500 back and forths with you already.  I know it's your MO to take pissing matches into great lengths, so it wouldn't be hard to do.  Once the Iron Bowl is over, I'll offer my congrats on the game and go back to lurking.  Until then, I plan to enjoy the Iron Bowl banter.  Even if it only consist of Kaos giving RWS complete hell.


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Did I not say you'd go digging for something from the past to prove a point??  What was that about me "not really" getting under your skin?   

Also....Is the fact that I'm banned from AUN supposed to be an insult?  Wrongo Bucko.  I'll leave the archive, and dumpster diving to you killer.

I enjoy reading archives.  I won't deny it.  FWIW, I wasn't looking for your pic when I found it.  It was pure accident.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on November 18, 2008, 01:04:45 AM
I'll stop....  Besides, you only have 15 posts or around that, so taking it to 500 posts, while an interesting challenge, and possible.... would be fucking exhausting.....  So, again... I'll chill....

I will point out however that your "accidental" explanation in finding the pic is doo-doo. Finding the pic....then farking it... isn't an accident.  It was in the picture thread, and in the picture thread only.  So, finding a pic...in the picture thread isn't a real clumsy act.

I get to you pretty quick, but BG still has you beat.  He was an excellent writer, but he'd get so angry with me and it would take absolutly N O T H I N G to get him started.  He just read the word "AuburnChopper1" and his blood pressure would go up 5 points.

Anyway, the game will be over before too long and then you can make like a tree......and get out of here.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 18, 2008, 08:52:24 AM
Wow Chad I thought you were super no censorship guy... has Tipper Gore crawled in your ass and possessed you...you're reaching on trying to put the bammers down on this one, sorry, but its not a big deal
Still sore over your team blowing a 28 point lead late in the 3rd quarter that would have been monumental for your program?

Look, obviously I could give a fuck less about "dirty words" in most situations. All I'm saying is A) Would Tuberville do something like that? Hell no. B) If he did, would I be embarrassed that our head coach displayed that type of lack of class at a public open forum like that? Absolutely. C) If he did, would the same bammers who are acting like the women in an Oprah studio audience when she's giving away cars, be saying that this was as classless as Courtney Love farting, ranting and raving about how the Bahr would never stoop to such unholiness? You bet your ass.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 18, 2008, 09:20:57 AM
If he did, would the same bammers who are acting like the women in an Oprah studio audience when she's giving away cars

Why are you making fun of black women who give away cars and the black women who go crazy over them?

Racist...
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2008, 09:29:16 AM
Why are you making fun of black women who give away cars and the black women who go crazy over them?

Racist...

Oprah never gave a car to Sarah Palin, did she?  Hmmm?  You never saw Oprah give Gov. Palin a car. 

So who's the racist now?  Yeah, think about it. 

So, that proves Nick Saban is a dick hole. 


I need more coffee
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Tiger Six on November 18, 2008, 09:38:18 AM
I don't see what the big deal is...

There are times when profane language is appropriate and times when it is not.

By a lawyer in a courtroom...probably not appropriate.

By a drill sergeant making a point to a new recruit...probably appropriate.

By a head of state as he addresses the Union...probably not appropriate. 

By a redneck football coach who is probably also a racist as he addresses his core supporters...defiitely appropriate. 

Don't get your panties in a wad.  He was playing to his audience and they ate it up.  He's a salesman and an entertainer. 
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 18, 2008, 09:38:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcI-rHO0yko (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcI-rHO0yko)
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 18, 2008, 09:43:19 AM
HAHAHA! Great remix!
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 18, 2008, 09:44:48 AM
Here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vXqEJSI0_c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vXqEJSI0_c)
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: War Eagle!!! on November 18, 2008, 09:47:50 AM
I like the first one...

You get a car car car car car...everybody gets a car

I will have that song in my head all day!
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 18, 2008, 09:48:05 AM
Not a remix, but sometimes reality is even funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuGFxqOkPc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuGFxqOkPc)
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: lifesapplepie on November 18, 2008, 10:06:05 AM
Not a remix, but sometimes reality is even funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuGFxqOkPc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuGFxqOkPc)

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED... :blink:
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2008, 10:30:55 AM
They act like they all get a cool door prize or something.
Title: Re: Saban Being The Dick Hole That He Is
Post by: AUChizad on November 18, 2008, 10:38:48 AM
What's so  :bugs: about the last one is that she said she's NOT doing Oprah's favorite things and they misheard her and went batshit.  :rofl: