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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2022, 03:14:02 PM

Title: Top HC candidates
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2022, 03:14:02 PM: My top 3 short list is as follows:

1. Joe Lee Dunn
2. Neal Calloway
3. Cornbread Maxwell

If we can’t get any of them, I believe that we should hire a midget.

We can probably get one real cheap. Think about it. How many successful midgets do you know?

Midgets have limited job opportunities, so they are much cheaper than regular sized coaches.

And if we can get a black midget? Even cheaper.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 07, 2022, 03:50:33 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2022, 03:14:02 PM
My top 3 short list is as follows:

1. Joe Lee Dunn
2. Neal Calloway
3. Cornbread Maxwell

If we can’t get any of them, I believe that we should hire a midget.

We can probably get one real cheap. Think about it. How many successful midgets do you know?

Midgets have limited job opportunities, so they are much cheaper than regular sized coaches.

And if we can get a black midget? Even cheaper.

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you pull this crap.

I mean, black midgets aren't cheap these days. When we tried to get one for my cousin's Bah Mitzva...um, I mean, man, you are so dumb.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 07, 2022, 04:24:37 PM: This take is so short sighted. I mean, short people do have their positive attributes. They never look down on anyone. But the reality is, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.

On that note, I once had a midget neighbor who was epileptic. He just loved pizza too. It seemed like every day he had little seizures.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: AUJarhead on October 07, 2022, 04:33:03 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2022, 03:14:02 PM
If we can’t get any of them, I believe that we should hire a midget.

He's in the Pacific Northwest, but I think we could get him cheap if we throw in a pair of crocs.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2022, 04:33:27 PM: All kidding aside, I know a little German.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 07, 2022, 04:55:34 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 07, 2022, 04:33:27 PM
All kidding aside, I know a little German.

He's sitting over there.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: Kaos on October 07, 2022, 08:20:52 PM: Southern U has one. Manager or ballboy. Couldn’t do any worse than Harsin.
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: GH2001 on October 09, 2022, 07:52:58 AM: Quote from: Kaos on October 07, 2022, 08:20:52 PM
Southern U has one. Manager or ballboy. Couldn’t do any worse than Harsin.

So freeze would be better? :poke:
Title: Re: Top HC candidates
Post by: Kaos on October 09, 2022, 11:29:23 AM: Quote from: GH2001 on October 09, 2022, 07:52:58 AM
So freeze would be better? :poke:

I'll take the midget ballboy over Freeze. I'd take Frankenberry over him. Definitely Count Chocula.