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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on March 16, 2021, 11:58:39 AM

Title: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 16, 2021, 11:58:39 AM
WT and K, this is more down in your neck of the woods.  Gulf Shores High School hired former North Alabama and Austin Peay Head Corch, Mark Hudspeth.  He's brought former South Alabama OC, Kenny Edenfield, in to run the offense and the D will be headed by none other than Captain Pornstache, Brian Van Gorder. 

That's a team of heavy hitters for a 6A high school in Alabama.  Wiregrass, did you guys play them last year?  What's the scoop?
Title: Re: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: jmar on March 16, 2021, 01:55:04 PM
Seems to me we have the makings for one of them tv programs about big time sports and tourism dollars. Who's the mayor of that shabby little hellhole?
Title: Re: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 16, 2021, 02:58:02 PM
Going to need to buy players and lots of them before it makes any difference. GS very lacking in fast twitch muscle fibers.

Spanish Fort can show them how. Go to Pritchard and find players, then give their family an apartment in Spanish Fort. Farther to drive to Gulf Shores but maybe a beach condo could entice them. And free swim lessons.
Title: Re: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: jmar on March 16, 2021, 03:15:06 PM
Going to need to buy players and lots of them before it makes any difference. GS very lacking in fast twitch muscle fibers.

Spanish Fort can show them how. Go to Pritchard and find players, then give their family an apartment in Spanish Fort. Farther to drive to Gulf Shores but maybe a beach condo could entice them. And free swim lessons.
There's some nice white supremacist clubs just itching to add new membership. Should all work our for the area in a few short years. 
Title: Re: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: Kaos on March 16, 2021, 11:42:29 PM
Going to need to buy players and lots of them before it makes any difference. GS very lacking in fast twitch muscle fibers.

Spanish Fort can show them how. Go to Pritchard and find players, then give their family an apartment in Spanish Fort. Farther to drive to Gulf Shores but maybe a beach condo could entice them. And free swim lessons.
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Title: Re: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: GH2001 on March 18, 2021, 09:59:17 AM
I sent something K back toward the end of last year when they had only Hudspeth at the time....which in itself was an odd, but bold move. Now they are stacking all these other former NFL and D1 coaches. I guess GS is tired of losing. Gonna go all Texas HS FB style and run it like a college with boosters and free shit now. I love HS Fb and the pageantry and purity of it (compared to the upper levels anyway)  but there is seriously something wrong with grown men with more money than brains staking out their manhood and egos on 15-17 year old kids - 10 Friday nights a year. Its bad enough in college but hs? We ruin everything. 
Title: Re: GSHS Gettin' Serious
Post by: The Six on March 18, 2021, 12:02:52 PM
Huds is another Rush Propst based on the wake of destruction he's left everywhere that's fired him over the years.