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Title: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: wesfau2 on January 18, 2021, 01:57:42 PM
Fire Pruitt, for cause, and Phat Phil resigns.

Our coaching fire/hire looks positively strategic at this point.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 02:06:08 PM
Fire Pruitt, for cause, and Phat Phil resigns.

Our coaching fire/hire looks positively strategic at this point.
It truly does.
I don't usually laugh at others that are struggling but it's hard not to in this case given the place and suspects involved.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 02:17:00 PM
Ol' Rocky Top...it is indeed special.

https://volswire.usatoday.com/2021/01/17/tennessee-vols-football-coaching-staff-kevin-steele-rodney-garner/amp/#aoh=16109964528349&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s

Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 18, 2021, 02:33:12 PM
Fire Pruitt, for cause, and Phat Phil resigns.

Our coaching fire/hire looks positively strategic at this point.
Oh man, you’ll come down off the top rope on a mother fucker for saying a little hint of political incorrectness when it involves the blacks or homos but talking about fat folks is no issue whatsoever.

Fuck you.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 02:38:52 PM
And nobody told Big Kat.


Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) Tweeted:

Auburn's Big Kat Bryant, one of the most talented D-linemen in the country, announces he's entering the transfer portal. https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1348416164959973376?s=20

Shelton Felton fired as well.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 02:42:34 PM
Oh man, you’ll come down off the top rope on a mother fucker for saying a little hint of political incorrectness when it involves the blacks or homos but talking about fat folks is no issue whatsoever.

Fuck you.
I thought fat was the newest gender. You need to keep up.

And get you some diversity training.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 18, 2021, 03:55:00 PM
Bruce Feldman lost ALL credibility. Mud Kat Bryant....”one of the most talented linemen in the country”. BWAAAHAHAHA....
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 04:02:57 PM
Bruce Feldman lost ALL credibility. Mud Kat Bryant....”one of the most talented linemen in the country”. BWAAAHAHAHA....
Without a doubt.
Ok realistically beyond Jon Gruden they need an AD.

It's not like they entertain Herman, Venables or a sitting on a pile of buyout Malzahn without an AD.
I guess they could or shall I say, I hope they do.

Forgot Kevin Steele.
Don't know what came over me.
He's certainly legit.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 18, 2021, 04:16:04 PM
Bruce Feldman lost ALL credibility. Mud Kat Bryant....”one of the most talented linemen in the country”. BWAAAHAHAHA....
The mudcat references better stop as soon as Biden is sworn in, you racist dickhead.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 18, 2021, 04:18:41 PM
The mudcat references better stop as soon as Biden is sworn in, you racist dickhead.
Slow Joe and his Ho.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 04:27:25 PM
Slow Joe and his Ho.
I got to see Mudcat Grant pitch for the Oakland A's in grammar school. Grant didn't know he was being denigrated at the time by  his nickname but that's how incredibly stupid he was.

And this on MLK Day.
Shame on you, you muthafukas!

Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 18, 2021, 05:04:09 PM
I got to see Mudcat Grant pitch for the Oakland A's in grammar school. Grant didn't know he was being denigrated at the time by  his nickname but that's how incredibly stupid he was.

And this on MLK Day.
Shame on you, you muthafukas!
I must be incredibly stupid too.  Wait...I mean....  So Mudcat is an insult?  I call our ex Kat Mud Kat because he looks like he’s running with gallon buckets of mud on his feet.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 05:16:22 PM
I must be incredibly stupid too.  Wait...I mean....  So Mudcat is an insult?  I call our ex Kat Mud Kat because he looks like he’s running with gallon buckets of mud on his
According to your pal Wiregrass.
I see 2020 UT signee Dylan Brooks from Roanoke, AL as an upgrade over our Big Kat of two seasons.
Not in transfer portal just yet. 
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 18, 2021, 06:05:02 PM
Steele should be thanking the Pruitt Make a Wish Foundation right about now.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 06:53:55 PM
Steele should be thanking the Pruitt Make a Wish Foundation right about now.
Louisiana Lafayette is known for spicy cousine which should make Kevin Steele happy.

I mean , he could have been the Marshall Head Coach but then what do I know?
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: jmar on January 18, 2021, 07:30:39 PM
https://www.dawgnation.com/social
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: bgreene on January 19, 2021, 09:18:53 AM
And nobody told Big Kat.


Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) Tweeted:

Auburn's Big Kat Bryant, one of the most talented D-linemen in the country, announces he's entering the transfer portal. https://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/1348416164959973376?s=20

Shelton Felton fired as well.
I guess when he gets to the road cone orange, that's where he will finally show his talents
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2021, 09:33:31 AM
https://www.dawgnation.com/social
They really don't look very sociable
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Kaos on January 19, 2021, 10:15:43 AM
I used to hate Tennessee. A good kind of hate, though.  I thought Majors was a good coach and it was that respectful sort of hate.  I still remember them trampling Auburn and putting the final nail in Doug Barfield's coffin in like 1980. A 42-0 drubbing in which AU looked listless and foppish. 

Now I just sort of feel sorry for them.  They are now what I really hoped Alabama would be for most of my life. A decaying dinosaur, lost in a petrified forest. 

Their fans are awful, though.  It's been kind of nice not having to think about them for a decade or so. 
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2021, 11:32:18 AM
I was listening to Dan Patrick a bit ago.  I certainly don't think he broke the story by any means, but he's been saying a source was telling him about the Vols for a while now.  I don't know if this has come out anywhere else yet, but he said today that the 9 assistants were sent packing because they were literally giving recruits cash in McDonald's bags when they came on campus.  Talk about a Happy Meal.  

Patrick has also been saying the same source has been telling him FUGA is next on the NCAA's hit list, although he admitted he hadn't heard anything else on that.  Tennessee?  Whatever.  FUGA?  Oh please, oh please, oh please.  God, I promise I'll stop screwing around with black men if you just do this one thing for me.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2021, 11:55:17 AM
I was listening to Dan Patrick a bit ago.  I certainly don't think he broke the story by any means, but he's been saying a source was telling him about the Vols for a while now.  I don't know if this has come out anywhere else yet, but he said today that the 9 assistants were sent packing because they were literally giving recruits cash in McDonald's bags when they came on campus.  Talk about a Happy Meal. 

Patrick has also been saying the same source has been telling him FUGA is next on the NCAA's hit list, although he admitted he hadn't heard anything else on that.  Tennessee?  Whatever.  FUGA?  Oh please, oh please, oh please.  God, I promise I'll stop screwing around with black men if you just do this one thing for me.
Why use McDonalds bags, when cash is so easily hidden in Big Al Smoky stuffed animals?
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2021, 12:08:54 PM
Why use McDonalds bags, when cash is so easily hidden in Big Al Smoky stuffed animals?
Stuffed animals???  How 1980's.  You can fit a ton of cash in the pockets of new suits.


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Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 19, 2021, 02:33:31 PM
I was listening to Dan Patrick a bit ago.  I certainly don't think he broke the story by any means, but he's been saying a source was telling him about the Vols for a while now.  I don't know if this has come out anywhere else yet, but he said today that the 9 assistants were sent packing because they were literally giving recruits cash in McDonald's bags when they came on campus.  Talk about a Happy Meal. 

Patrick has also been saying the same source has been telling him FUGA is next on the NCAA's hit list, although he admitted he hadn't heard anything else on that.  Tennessee?  Whatever.  FUGA?  Oh please, oh please, oh please.  God, I promise I'll stop screwing around with black men if you just do this one thing for me.
It is not the color of their skin but the content of their crotch that should matter.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2021, 02:44:39 PM
Stuffed animals???  How 1980's.  You can fit a ton of cash in the pockets of new suits.


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DAMN YOU LIKE BUTTON!!!
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: WiregrassTiger on January 19, 2021, 02:50:13 PM
DAMN YOU LIKE BUTTON!!!
I honestly feel like I was probably getting very close to kaos in likes then all of the sudden, in the middle of the night the Like button breaks. Isn’t that amazing?

Funny how that happens. When Lin Wood gets finished saving Trump, I’m making a call.
Title: Re: Rocky Times on Rocky Top
Post by: The Six on January 19, 2021, 03:02:15 PM
Don't they know you're supposed to funnel these payments through a relative's church or a car dealership? Rank amateurs.