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Title: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: The Six on November 01, 2020, 09:24:26 PM
LSU really sucks. That's all I can say. Three times this year they've made teams that have no business looking outstanding throwing the ball look like world-beaters. Why? They lost everything that was good on that defense and, yes Virginia, COVID protocols screwing up the off season made it impossible to install anything new or useful on defense. They got one guy worth half a damn back there covering people and even he can't do it all.

Auburn's defense played lights out yesterday, no doubt. Need to see that again and again and again. Hats off to them for dismantling LSU's frosh QB who looks like JaMarcus Russell at the buffet table.

Coach's Son is still a petulant brat who yells at his OC on the sidelines. Tank is the MAN and should be fed more even though that means he'll probably get run in the ground before the season is over with. Speaking of which, how many more weeks of this horse hockey are left? I'm ready for some roundball.
Title: Re: Well, how about that?
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on November 01, 2020, 11:03:21 PM
Orgeron = Chizik 
Title: Re: Well, how about that?
Post by: The Six on November 02, 2020, 06:28:58 AM
Orgeron = Chizik
Certainly looking that way.
Title: Re: Well, how about that?
Post by: GH2001 on November 02, 2020, 09:05:31 AM
Certainly looking that way.
Id say maybe worse.....Chiz was smart, Chiz could coach D....his hubris was his downfall. He believed his own hype....that team in 2011 went 8-5 and looked good in some games and got beat by some good teams, bad in others. LSU is 2-4....they may finish 4-6. They look bad against mediocre or bad team. Coach O is a nice guy but I find him to be clueless and dumb as a brick. They caught lightning in a bottle last year and LSU folks will even tell you that he is totally dependent on having knock out Coordinators. Well.....both of those left. 
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2020, 11:26:40 AM
Yeah, they suck currently.

Buuuttttt....

That performance was something to build on.  A slump-buster if you will.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2020, 11:38:28 AM
Yeah, they suck currently.

Buuuttttt....

That performance was something to build on.  A slump-buster if you will.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch for Gus
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: GH2001 on November 02, 2020, 11:39:52 AM
Yeah, they suck currently.

Buuuttttt....

That performance was something to build on.  A slump-buster if you will.
of course but do not let the context of why it happened suck you back into thinking Guschad is something worth a damn. Coach O and that team is THAT bad. 
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: The Six on November 02, 2020, 11:41:34 AM
Yeah, they suck currently.

Buuuttttt....

That performance was something to build on.  A slump-buster if you will.
We have four to go and two of them are very winnable.

Mississippi State is a complete dumpster fire. Even a pedestrian defensive and offensive performance should result in a win against the hapless in Starkville.

Tennessee - I still say is a toss up even though they look like they are in free fall. If they lose to Arkansas this week, we may catch them in the right place to get them. However, Pruitt owns the Gus/Chad offense and may be in desperate need of a big win to save his own caboose. Lean Auburn but not as sure at MSStake.

Alabama - I strongly suggest we all just ignore that game this year. It's gonna be ugly. FloraBama at 2 am closing time ugly.

Texas A&M - Part of it is when this game occurs (after the for sure butt whipping from the Tahd) and the fact that if aTm is still a one -loss team, they have a lot to play for (potential #4 in the playoffs and such). The other thing while they are not sessy at all, they do function rather efficiently. That looks like a loss for sure.

That would leave us at 6-4.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2020, 11:54:30 AM
We have four to go and two of them are very winnable.

Mississippi State is a complete dumpster fire. Even a pedestrian defensive and offensive performance should result in a win against the hapless in Starkville.

Tennessee - I still say is a toss up even though they look like they are in free fall. If they lose to Arkansas this week, we may catch them in the right place to get them. However, Pruitt owns the Gus/Chad offense and may be in desperate need of a big win to save his own caboose. Lean Auburn but not as sure at MSStake.

Alabama - I strongly suggest we all just ignore that game this year. It's gonna be ugly. FloraBama at 2 am closing time ugly.

Texas A&M - Part of it is when this game occurs (after the for sure butt whipping from the Tahd) and the fact that if aTm is still a one -loss team, they have a lot to play for (potential #4 in the playoffs and such). The other thing while they are not sessy at all, they do function rather efficiently. That looks like a loss for sure.

That would leave us at 6-4.
20-0
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Kaos on November 02, 2020, 12:30:17 PM
Just because a child who has crapped all in his bed, gets up with feces running down his legs, trails turdly footprints as he runs to the bathroom and then plops his dooky stained ass on the toilet seat smearing odious brown streaks all over the seat, walls and floor ...... do not celebrate because that child let out a ripping fart once he got there.  

Gus has already dumped in the bed.  The sheets are covered and crusted in his disgusting excrement.  Who cares if he squatted on the potty NOW?  

I'm trying to stay out of this, but it's ridiculous.  You know what he is.  Nothing about that changed.  He learned nothing. He did not grow. Things are not getting better. He's not making progress.  He is and will remain what he's always been for the duration.  

That the ubiquitous YOU doesn't see that either is just as distressing as his own inability to learn.  
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 02, 2020, 12:32:16 PM
Great game all the way around.  Ear regardless of LSUs horrible D, the play calling was top shelf.  Think about how many guys got significant, productive touches.  And getting Stove that involved was sweet.  It’s easy to talk about how bad LSU is right now on D, but 3 weeks ago there’s no way we do that to this team.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2020, 01:04:03 PM
Great game all the way around.  Ear regardless of LSUs horrible D, the play calling was top shelf.  Think about how many guys got significant, productive touches.  And getting Stove that involved was sweet.  It’s easy to talk about how bad LSU is right now on D, but 3 weeks ago there’s no way we do that to this team.
Eggzactly.

Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Kaos on November 02, 2020, 01:15:27 PM
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Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: GH2001 on November 02, 2020, 01:20:36 PM
Great game all the way around.  Ear regardless of LSUs horrible D, the play calling was top shelf.  Think about how many guys got significant, productive touches.  And getting Stove that involved was sweet.  It’s easy to talk about how bad LSU is right now on D, but 3 weeks ago there’s no way we do that to this team.

Agree....LSU has gotten much much worse without Brennan, from 3 weeks ago. 

Now, you just go and shut up mmmk?
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 02, 2020, 01:33:23 PM
Agree....LSU has gotten much much worse without Brennan, from 3 weeks ago.

Now, you just go and shut up mmmk?
No doubt.  I’m just stunned at how clueless they are on D.  They’ve got athletes galore but look like nobody knows who they’re supposed to be covering.  Offensively, yes they need Brennan back in a bad way.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: GH2001 on November 02, 2020, 01:40:03 PM
No doubt.  I’m just stunned at how clueless they are on D.  They’ve got athletes galore but look like nobody knows who they’re supposed to be covering.  Offensively, yes they need Brennan back in a bad way.
I thought I told you to be quiet mister. 
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2020, 02:23:20 PM
20-0
Bruce for Heisman!
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2020, 02:24:46 PM
Ooh...and do not give in to the fools gold.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: GH2001 on November 02, 2020, 02:29:05 PM
Ooh...and do not give in to the fools gold.

LSU has totally defined and owns that term now. For a while anyway.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 02, 2020, 02:53:12 PM
I’m not giving in or being fooled in any way.  I want a new coach. But I’ll damn sure enjoy a 37 point blowout of LSU.  Don’t care who the coach is.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2020, 02:56:00 PM
Damn you LIKE button!
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Kaos on November 02, 2020, 03:01:15 PM
I've seen LSU play some.  As much as it sickens me, I've been in places where it was unavoidable.  

I saw the corner and safety both break to the same spot on the field leaving the middle open against MSU.  I've seen a DB leave his man to support the run assuming he had help over the top ... except the guy up top had charged straight to the other side of the field, leaving 2/3 of the field completely empty.  I've seen hips turned wrong, shoulders turned wrong, blown assignments, confusion.  Against State I blamed it on youth.  But, much like AU it hasn't changed.  It's not gotten better.  State is terrible.  Carved them up.  

Keep your panties on is all I'm saying. LSU is fall off the face of the earth bad.  I have no idea how they manhandled South Carolina after AU let that pathetic Will Muschamp-led team win.   

You like to delude yourselves into thinking life with Gus is a rollercoaster.  But it's not.  Well, maybe it is, but like a rollercoaster the more you ride it the more it stays the same.  Same turns, same dips, same falls, same climbs.  Whee! 
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2020, 03:25:27 PM
I'm really thinking this team can reel off the next 4 Ws if they keep it up.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Kaos on November 02, 2020, 03:38:19 PM
I'm really thinking this team can reel off the next 4 Ws if they keep it up.
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Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: GH2001 on November 02, 2020, 03:43:35 PM
I'm really thinking this team can reel off the next 4 Ws if they keep it up.
Just making sure you knew Bama was on the schedule still. I know 2020 is weird and all but the Gustard Cats still have to head to Brunt Dennie.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2020, 03:48:12 PM
Just making sure you knew Bama was on the schedule still. I know 2020 is weird and all but the Gustard Cats still have to head to Brunt Dennie.
Oh, for sure.  It's really strange for it not to be the season closer, but so much the better.  They can wipe their tears while we prep for the showdown with Jimbo.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 02, 2020, 04:28:03 PM
I'm really thinking this team can reel off the next 4 Ws if they keep it up.
I'll have what he's having.

Legit though, they can go 3-1 if they continue to play like they did Saturday.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 02, 2020, 04:33:42 PM
I'll have what he's having.

Legit though, they can go 3-1 if they continue to play like they did Saturday.
7-3 in a pandemic season is 10-2 in a regular season by my estimation.

I'll take it.  Stellar job by Gus and Co.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Kaos on November 02, 2020, 09:41:42 PM
7-3 in a pandemic season is 10-2 in a regular season by my estimation.

I'll take it.  Stellar job by Gus and Co.
You are awarded zero points. 
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 03, 2020, 10:59:50 AM
7-3 in a pandemic season is 10-2 in a regular season by my estimation.

I'll take it.  Stellar job by Gus and Co.
You know.  I'm going to have to admit that I was wrong about Morris.  That guy has been on fire calling plays.  Took awhile for QB1 to buy in, but I think they're on the same page.  Championship BABY!
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 03, 2020, 11:47:13 AM
You know.  I'm going to have to admit that I was wrong about Morris.  That guy has been on fire calling plays.  Took awhile for QB1 to buy in, but I think they're on the same page.  Championship BABY!
Hard to say.  Credit definitely due for reigning it all in after Sakerlina.  If memory serves, he had Nix throw it 47 times in a game that was tight throughout.  Went back to run first, quicker release passing game, which seems to fit Nix and this O-line better.  The last 2 games have been stellar from a play calling standpoint.  The first four games were really questionable. 
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 03, 2020, 12:02:00 PM
You know.  I'm going to have to admit that I was wrong about Morris.  That guy has been on fire calling plays.  Took awhile for QB1 to buy in, but I think they're on the same page.  Championship BABY!
I knew that you smoked a lot of dope. I used to smoke that shit when I was a younger man, too. But please stay off the bath salts and meth.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 03, 2020, 12:10:20 PM
Just saw where Derick Hall was named SEC Defensive Lineman of the Week.  Had 2 sacks, one of which caused the fumble Tutt scored on.  Maybe this will get him going.  Been saying all year we need some heat off the edge.   
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 03, 2020, 12:26:03 PM
Just saw where Derick Hall was named SEC Defensive Lineman of the Week.  Had 2 sacks, one of which caused the fumble Tutt scored on.  Maybe this will get him going.  Been saying all year we need some heat off the edge. 
Garner must be getting on some asses.  Definitely seeing an uptick in production from the DLine.

Getting KJ Britt back in a couple of weeks will be yuuuuuge, as well.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 03, 2020, 12:49:42 PM
Big Kat Bryant’s pass rushes and his interception were stellar.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Kaos on November 03, 2020, 12:55:20 PM
You know.  I'm going to have to admit that I was wrong about Morris.  That guy has been on fire calling plays.  Took awhile for QB1 to buy in, but I think they're on the same page.  Championship BABY!
Now I know you're just fucking with me, trying to pull me back in.  

No rational person believes this.  

Not gonna do it.  
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 03, 2020, 02:55:40 PM
Big Kat Bryant’s pass rushes and his interception were stellar.
Mud Kat will never sniff of a Defensive Lineman award.  Do they give a "Slowest" or "Most Useless" award?
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 03, 2020, 04:14:43 PM
Mud Kat will never sniff of a Defensive Lineman award.  Do they give a "Slowest" or "Most Useless" award?
He started slowly, but the kid is coming on.  CHAMPIONSHIP, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 03, 2020, 04:18:34 PM
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Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 03, 2020, 04:40:00 PM
He started slowly, but the kid is coming on.  CHAMPIONSHIP, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!
Define "Coming on".
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: WiregrassTiger on November 03, 2020, 05:47:58 PM
Define "Coming on".
If I had to guess, I’d follow that with your face.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 03, 2020, 05:49:01 PM
If I had to guess, I’d follow that with your face.
Stop being an butthole.
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: chityeah on November 03, 2020, 07:58:22 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7is8eVhCQc
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: The Six on November 04, 2020, 07:52:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7is8eVhCQc
That was GOLD!
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 04, 2020, 11:38:29 AM
Define "Coming on".
Dang, WT spiked on ya.

I'm tellin ya.  Gus has learned something this year.  He's truly out of the offense.  

COME ON IN, BOYS, THE WATER'S FINE!
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: wesfau2 on November 04, 2020, 11:47:48 AM
Dang, WT spiked on ya.

I'm tellin ya.  Gus has learned something this year.  He's truly out of the offense. 

COME ON IN, BOYS, THE WATER'S FINE!
Yes, I'm quoting myself.

https://twitter.com/StatTiger/status/1324027663376371721
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 04, 2020, 12:02:27 PM
Dang, WT spiked on ya.

I'm tellin ya.  Gus has learned something this year.  He's truly out of the offense. 

COME ON IN, BOYS, THE WATER'S FINE!
Yeah, sometimes you hit the post button and immediately realize how perfectly you set that one up on the tee.  Wait for it.....
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: AUTiger1 on November 10, 2020, 12:47:41 PM
I wanted to enjoy this win.  I really did, but once bitten twice shy.  
Title: Re: Well, how about that? LSU really is bad
Post by: CCTAU on November 10, 2020, 01:41:50 PM
Yes, I'm quoting myself.

https://twitter.com/StatTiger/status/1

Sorry. Only Parler accepted now.