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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: AuburnChopper 3.0 on October 31, 2008, 05:57:57 PM
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Good dry and pissed off humor. Too much to post...just sift through it. Good stuff!
http://maddox.xmission.com/ (http://maddox.xmission.com/)
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WEEEAAAKKKK, Chopper.
I was reading Maddox in 2002.
He's pretty damn funny though. I loved his piece on vegetarians. "For every piece of meat you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."
His bit on Orbit was pretty damn funny too.
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WEEEAAAKKKK, Chopper.
:fu:
You laughed...
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WEEEAAAKKKK, Chopper.
I was reading Maddox in 2002.
He's pretty damn funny though. I loved his piece on vegetarians. "For every piece of meat you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."
His bit on Orbit was pretty damn funny too.
I want to point out that I am cooler than you and frequently read that page a decade ago when I was 15.
Seriously, I didn't know it was still around. It's completely the same as it was in the late 90's when all websites looked like that.
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I want to point out that I am cooler than you and frequently read that page a decade ago when I was 15.
Seriously, I didn't know it was still around. It's completely the same as it was in the late 90's when all websites looked like that.
I invented the 90's.
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I want to point out that I am cooler than you and frequently read that page a decade ago when I was 15.
That was kind of the point. I thought it was funny when I was in high school.
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I think Chizad pointed out that you were being a douchebag. You do a good job of that from time to time, and I'm glad to see you acknowledge your own douchebaggery here.
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Or maybe I was just saying I used to read the page 10 years ago, with no alterior motives behind my statement.
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Or maybe I was just saying I used to read the page 10 years ago, with no alterior motives behind my statement.
Zing!
Wait...that was ten years ago too. Damnit.
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my wife just bought me this yesterday on clearance at toys r us. suck it gamers.
(http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/atari_2600_game_console.jpg)
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Well fuck all of you then. It was the first time I saw it, I don't give two fucks when it came out if it was funny.
What's next? Pointing out who wears the coooooler shoes to school today?
Fuck off. :silence:
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Hey if you didn't know MTV doesn't show videos anymore.
The Boston Red Sox has won not 1 but 2 World Series.
And David Letterman left NBC for CBS to have his own show. :bugs:
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Okay, you're right. It was a stupid stupid ridiculous post. Nobody would get a chuckle from this. It's not actually funny, or worth even a view today, because it's old. It's fucking ancient history.
I got it. :pee:
Christ on a Cracker, Tanner, you are tightly wound.
I enjoyed catching up on ol' Maddox. Like a high school reunion of sorts. You don't have to have be vindicated with the express written approval of every post you make.
Relax, dog.
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NOTE: I'm BEING FUNNY!!! HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm not that tightly wound and I don't need vindication, and don't mind getting "fucked with"...and it figures Chad you quoted a post I removed moments before you saw it because it came across tightly wound.....
Look....
Wow, looks like a couple of you were making fun of chopper just to be the cool kids today.... hmmm... doesn't seem this list of his articles go back past '02, with the latest this year, and also an update that says he's got another one going up this month. Imagine that.... Not a God Damn thing from 10 fucking years ago. The fucking picture I posted was him fucking with IPHONE users.... Yeah, cause I know back in 97 and 98 the iPhone was all the rage!
So either it was another site you dillholes were looking at, or you just wanted to fuck with the chopper SOOOO bad that you couldn't fucking count the digits on your own fucking hands between the binge party drinking and trying to get laid chasing high school girls.....even though you're 10 years older than that...... (okay...can't blame wanting to...however......) (NOTE>>>>>AGAIN...laugh... I'm being funny.....)
hmmm.... Oh well...
I went ahead and posted the articles which would have been funny even if my fucking grandmother had written them on the back of a dinosaur....
It was a funny site....so fuck off beeeeeeeeetches. :fu:
Nobody cares if your puns were intended.
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That's funny right there..I don't care who you are..... That's funny right there.....
:clap:
Also when being called "Dog", I prefer the D O DOUBLE G .
Now you know. :thumbsup:
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...and it figures Chad you quoted a post I removed moments before you saw it because it came across tightly wound.....
If it had been deleted moments before I saw it, I wouldn't have been able to quote it. Again you are looking beneath the surface on an issue with no depth.
.... hmmm... doesn't seem this list of his articles go back past '02, with the latest this year, and also an update that says he's got another one going up this month. Imagine that.... Not a God Damn thing from 10 fucking years ago. The fucking picture I posted was him fucking with IPHONE users.... Yeah, cause I know back in 97 and 98 the iPhone was all the rage!
So either it was another site you dillholes were looking at, or you just wanted to fuck with the chopper SOOOO bad that you couldn't fucking count the digits on your own fucking hands between the binge party drinking and trying to get laid chasing high school girls.....even though you're 10 years older than that...... (okay...can't blame wanting to...however......) (NOTE>>>>>AGAIN...laugh... I'm being funny.....)
Hint#1:
(http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/10year_genius6.gif)
Hint #2:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=index98 (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=index98)
That doesn't mean there is no merit in posting recent articles. MSNBC.Com has been around for at least 11 years as well, I'm sure.
Try not to be so long winded when you're joking, dog.
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Okay, I deleted while I was writing the post.... look at the times involved. You quoted it, started writing as I deleted....and started writing. Therefore, you already had it. Not rocket science here. Shit I agreed it was tight...... anyway....
AGAIN....Dude.... I posted the site because it was funny. Period. It's not more complicated than that, and I didn't figure I was going to have to look for it's certificate of creation date to ensure not getting jumped on by the cool kids for it....
I'm happy it gave you good jollies back in the day... It's still around and funny. I missed it 11 years ago. Not sure what happpened there. Guess my people just didn't get me the low down on every funny site on the internet universe at the time, but DRAT.... I did miss this one....
Let IT GOOOO....
"Christ on crackers" was funny...
Oh...and I said D O DOUBLE G when addressing me as "dog"......
D.O.G.G. Make it happen from now on.
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Okay, I deleted while I was writing the post.... look at the times involved. You quoted it, started writing as I deleted....and started writing. Therefore, you already had it. Not rocket science here. Shit I agreed it was tight...... anyway....
AGAIN....Dude.... I posted the site because it was funny. Period. It's not more complicated than that, and I didn't figure I was going to have to look for it's certificate of creation date to ensure not getting jumped on by the cool kids for it....
I'm happy it gave you good jollies back in the day... It's still around and funny. I missed it 11 years ago. Not sure what happpened there. Guess my people just didn't get me the low down on every funny site on the internet universe at the time, but DRAT.... I did miss this one....
Let IT GOOOO....
"Christ on crackers" was funny...
Oh...and I said D O DOUBLE G when addressing me as "dog"......
D.O.G.G. Make it happen from now on.
D.O.G.G.,
Next time just let it go and laugh it off. If you have a coronary posting on this site we'll all feel bad for at least ten minutes.
Concerned for your ticker,
Wes
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So I'm still getting told to calm down when I'm being funny? Perfect.
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So I'm still getting told to calm down when I'm being funny? Perfect.
I'm just saying that the entire thread paints you as torqued up.
Live and laugh.
Tickle a kitten.
Steal candy from a small child.
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I'm just saying that the entire thread paints you as torqued up.
Live and laugh.
Tickle Barbeque a kitten.
Steal candy from a small child.
Fixt.
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Yeah. I can see that about me. Ill be light and fluffy from now on. Since after years people, even ones that know me personnally are not getting it. Its all good in the cookie shop. :thumbsup:
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There are cookies?
I guess Bradley has to have something to combat the munchies...
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There are cookies?
I guess Bradley has to have something to combat the munchies...
I prefer savory foods for battling the munchies. Can I have a bag of Doritos, please?
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Denied. I already ate the doritos. Have biscuit cracker instead.
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I prefer savory foods for battling the munchies. Can I have a bag of Doritos, please?
Have you had the habenero (sp?) Doritos?
Not bad.
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I'll take a box of Chicken in a Biscuit with some Easy Cheese (preferably American).
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I'll take a box of Chicken in a Biscuit with some Easy Cheese (preferably American).
Jeezus. Are you sponsored by Lipitor?
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I'll take a box of Chicken in a Biscuit with some Easy Cheese (preferably American).
Have you tried the Sharp Cheddar with Roasted Garlic Easy Cheese?
Outstanding.
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Have you tried the Sharp Cheddar with Roasted Garlic Easy Cheese?
Outstanding.
Do you, Abe Frohman and the boys get together for a "<insert snack food> King of <insert location>" convention annually? Cuz you've clearly got the "snack chips and crackers" category covered.
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That sounds appauling!!
Where do I get some?
...And fuck you all. (Just want to maintain my asshole rep)
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Have you tried the Sharp Cheddar with Roasted Garlic Easy Cheese?
Outstanding.
They have this stuff in the dezzert??
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They have this stuff in the dezzert??
Hellz yeah. It goes well with socks and Coke.
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Hellz yeah. It goes well with socks and Coke.
The Clintons would like to speak with you about your penchant for giving their beloved family pet the nose candy.
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Hellz yeah. It goes well with socks and Coke.
Damnit, that reminds me. Time to make a trip to the post office. Winter is coming and one can never have too many sox.
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The Clintons would like to speak with you about your penchant for giving their beloved family pet the nose candy.
Words.
This is a play on them.
(http://media.funlol.com/content/img/warranty-void-if-seal-is-broken.jpg)
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Damnit, that reminds me. Time to make a trip to the post office. Winter is coming and one can never have too many sox.
I appreciate it, but hold up for a little while. I might be changing locations in a week or so and will have a new address. Plus, I will be home for leave in a few weeks.
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I appreciate it, but hold up for a little while. I might be changing locations in a week or so and will have a new address. Plus, I will be home for leave in a few weeks.
Sweet, you don't plan on getting drunk during any of your leave, do you?
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Sweet, you don't plan on getting drunk during any of your leave, do you?
Nope. I want to be operating at optimum efficiency.
You know how it is when you get a little older. A little alcohol affects you in bad ways in certain areas.
Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about.
Ok, maybe it takes more than a little.
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Nope. I want to be operating at optimum efficiency.
You know how it is when you get a little older. A little alcohol affects you in bad ways in certain areas.
Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about.
Ok, maybe it takes more than a little.
Doesn't affect me there at all. In fact, I'm wasted just about every time I have lovely relations with myself.
What? I've been married 24 years, who else am I gonna' have relations with?
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I'll take a box of Chicken in a Biscuit with some Easy Cheese (preferably American).
Oh, the (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefjXcw9Ja38BanmjzbkF/SIG=12b5jpi05/EXP=1225835863/**http%3A//www.creativexpress.com/shop/images/T/13-5224.jpg)
This man is world renowned for owning one piece of furniture for 1 hour while he systematically destoys a box of chicken on a biscuit and can of easy cheese. It is absolutely amazing.
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Oh, the (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefjXcw9Ja38BanmjzbkF/SIG=12b5jpi05/EXP=1225835863/**http%3A//www.creativexpress.com/shop/images/T/13-5224.jpg)
This man is world renowned for owning one piece of furniture for 1 hour while he systematically destoys a box of chicken on a biscuit and can of easy cheese. It is absolutely amazing.
I am proud to say that I had it down to an art form back in the day. I'm probably a little rusty right now, but I've heard it's like riding a bike.
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I am proud to say that I had it down to an art form back in the day. I'm probably a little rusty right now, but I've heard it's like riding a bike.
Oh, I have just what you need to get you back in your fighting form.
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This man is world renowned for owning one piece of furniture for 1 hour while he systematically destoys a box of chicken on a biscuit and can of easy cheese. It is absolutely amazing.
Quite possibly the single most eyebrow raising, questionable sentence (or two...) in the young history of this site.
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Oh, I have just what you need to get you back in your fighting form.
Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu.......you got what I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
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But you say he jus a friend. But you say he jus a friend.
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He jus a friend.