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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on May 10, 2020, 08:10:00 PM

Title: Nick Saban created the Earth
Post by: Kaos on May 10, 2020, 08:10:00 PM

And on the fifth day, he breathed life in Jalen Hurts and saw that it was good. But not good enough. So he honored his promise and sent Hurts out into the world, providing for him a shelter which was called Oklahoma, so that Hurts could prosper and spread His word across the land. 

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/05/nick-saban-says-he-advised-jalen-hurts-to-pick-oklahoma-over-miami-maryland.html (https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/05/nick-saban-says-he-advised-jalen-hurts-to-pick-oklahoma-over-miami-maryland.html)

I wonder if that asshat truly believes the shit he spews?

Title: Re: Nick Saban created the Earth
Post by: wesfau2 on May 11, 2020, 10:08:02 AM

I wonder what it's like to be the object of every Alabama-based sportswriter's adoration.  Would the constant fawning get tiresome or do you just lay back and bathe in the soft, feel-good reporting about the Tahd?

Title: Re: Nick Saban created the Earth
Post by: GH2001 on May 12, 2020, 09:31:34 AM

Quote from: wesfau2 on May 11, 2020, 10:08:02 AM

I wonder what it's like to be the object of every Alabama-based sportswriter's adoration.  Would the constant fawning get tiresome or do you just lay back and bathe in the soft, feel-good reporting about the Tahd?

This is why I absolutely do NOT pull up AL.com in any capacity. I know it's there. All I will do is anger myself. So I just avoid it.