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Title: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 10, 2020, 08:26:39 AM
May God bless and sanctify the glorious travels of the exalted Tacobalonga family as their too-brief time in Alabama comes to an end.  In the so-short time we were graced with their magnificience they left a legacy that can never be duplicated.  They were clearly the best of us, lei-loving gods who walking among mere mortals. How fortunate we are that they chose us. 

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/05/taulia-tagovailoa-leaves-complicated-legacy-at-alabama.html (https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/05/taulia-tagovailoa-leaves-complicated-legacy-at-alabama.html)

Such fawing jizz-coated treacle.  Fuck a monkey.  Some nuggets from the above cited poi-laced masturbation: 

Taulia Tagovailoa wants to leave Alabama during the middle of a pandemic, so don’t be surprised if a steady stream of cars begins rolling by his family’s home in Alabaster.

Honk for Taulia to stay.
This is Alabama, after all, and the Tagovailoas are royalty in this college football kingdom. Always will be.

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Alabama coach Nick Saban could still convince Taulia to stay, of course, but the truth is people inside the program have been expecting the rising sophomore to leave for months now. Saban doesn’t promise playing time or starting positions, and that’s something the Tagovailoas have always craved for their sons....

Moving from Hawaii to Alabama during high school wasn’t easy for Taulia, but he thrived here and made it his home. If he is leaving Alabama for good, then it should be noted now that Taulia created an incredible Alabama legacy for himself beyond his brother. That’s something he will always have, and his connection to the state stands on its own.

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 I’ll never forget being on the sidelines for the epic high school playoff game between Taulia’s Thompson and Paul Tyson’s Hewitt-Trussville. Nationally televised, the showdown at Thompson landed on an off week before Alabama-LSU, so Tua was there and so was LSU coach Ed Oregon. Taulia led a four-touchdown rally and finished the game with over 400 yards of total offense. He had two passing touchdowns and three rushing (https://www.al.com/sports/2018/10/who-won-the-taulia-vs-tyson-showdown-of-future-alabama-qbs.html).

Thompson won 63-49 (https://www.al.com/highschoolsports/article/thompson-63-hewitt-trussville-49-warriors-make-big-comeback-on-national-tv/#incart_river_index), scoring all of its points after the first quarter. All wearing celebratory floral Hawaiian leis, the Tagovailoa family posed for a heart-touching photo on the field after the game. It was a purely Alabama moment on a magical Alabama night.
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With the Tagovailoas, it’s always a family affair, so no one can fault them now for doing what they feel is best for their second son. Everyone in the state should be rooting him on, and hoping for his success.


All siblings who grow up playing team sports dream about suiting up together. Whether or not Taulia ever fell in love with the Crimson Tide, he always loved his brother. He had the chance to play college football with Tua, and now that’s something they’ll have together for the rest of their lives.

But it’s hard being a kid brother. It’s impossible to be Tua’s at Alabama if you’re a quarterback.

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Fuck these clowns.  Tupperware Tinkercumtoy was never that good to begin with, something the idiot Miami Dolphins are about to discover. His brother was worse.  Fuck them and their Hawaiian shit.  See ya.  Six months from now I won't remember anything about you. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 10, 2020, 04:24:07 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 11, 2020, 10:09:22 AM
Who?
How dare you besmirch the name of the Tubaloompas!
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: GH2001 on May 12, 2020, 09:34:08 AM
But what happened in that next game after the one against Trussville - his last HS Game? Oh, I know. He looked like an avg QB. I couldn't believe Bama even extended him a scholly. He was never an SEC or Bama caliber player....ever. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2020, 09:42:10 AM
OP says his brother wasn't any good, basically a bum. Most popular jersey in the league now. I'm sure that's just a fluke.

Look, I hate the dude because he played on the team I hate and whipped the hell out of us the one time we played him, but to deny what he did (yes, with amazing talent around him) is asinine.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: wesfau2 on May 12, 2020, 10:08:11 AM
OP says his brother wasn't any good, basically a bum. Most popular jersey in the league now. I'm sure that's just a fluke.

Look, I hate the dude because he played on the team I hate and whipped the hell out of us the one time we played him, but to deny what he did (yes, with amazing talent around him) is asinine.
I'm in camp asinine, I suppose.

Dude is going to set an INT record or get snapped in half when his 7 yard cushions aren't there.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2020, 10:31:10 AM
I'm in camp asinine, I suppose.

Dude is going to set an INT record or get snapped in half when his 7 yard cushions aren't there.
I have no idea how the guy will do at the next level.  I'm normally wrong 452/515ths of the time when trying to predict.  By all accounts, he looks really accurate, cushion or not.  I say that because half the time, Mr. Nix couldn't hit someone 10 yards away. But yes, that's the fastest group of receivers I've ever seen and if you're even somewhat of an accurate passer, you can look a helluva lot better than you really are.  Where I think he was "overrated" was on the deep balls. I can't count the times he threw into what looked like great coverage, only to have one of those pass catchers go up and take it away.  Did it against us several times.

The one thing I think just about everyone agrees on is not if, but when he'll be carted off the field. 

Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2020, 10:31:47 AM
But what happened in that next game after the one against Trussville - his last HS Game? Oh, I know. He looked like an avg QB. I couldn't believe Bama even extended him a scholly. He was never an SEC or Bama caliber player....ever.
#huskyfast
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 12, 2020, 11:36:35 AM
OP says his brother wasn't any good, basically a bum. Most popular jersey in the league now. I'm sure that's just a fluke.

Look, I hate the dude because he played on the team I hate and whipped the hell out of us the one time we played him, but to deny what he did (yes, with amazing talent around him) is asinine.
He didn't DO shit.  That's what you're failing to see.  Just because every redneck fuck in the state of Alabama rushed out to buy their Tooer Miamuh Jerzeey doesn't mean DICK, SHIT, SPIT or FUCK in terms of how good he is, was or will be. 

I'm not going to repost the statistics for you because my give a shit meter is running low. 

But.... if you want to go look, chech the yards his passes traveled in the air (exceedingly low) versus the the YAC numbers (ridiculously high).  So many of his "throws" were under seven yards that it's staggering. 

And if you REALLY want to see something, go compare his numbers against teams WITH a pulse (the single lone exception in his ENTIRE fucking FABRICATED career was the Auburn game) against his stats versus teams that had no pulse (95% of the opposition) and he was a lower-tier QB.  He was average -- at best. 

Oh, he racked up some impressive fucking numbers against Northeastern Southwestern Southern Coastal Tech with the receivers and line those cheating fucks had. 

Jesus Christ, man.  Mack Jones (who couldn't start anywhere in the SEC except Arkansas) looked like Joe Tom Rothlisberger Brady Murray against Auburn with that supporting cast. 

Tuber Tonybanana isn't even Dak fucking Prescott level.  The Miami Dolphins took their own dicks and jammed themselves ferociously in their own red asses taking that clown. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2020, 11:43:37 AM
I want this thread to keep going just to see the names K comes up with for Tooer.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: wesfau2 on May 12, 2020, 12:16:55 PM
He didn't DO shit.  That's what you're failing to see.  Just because every redneck fuck in the state of Alabama rushed out to buy their Tooer Miamuh Jerzeey doesn't mean DICK, SHIT, SPIT or FUCK in terms of how good he is, was or will be.

I'm not going to repost the statistics for you because my give a shit meter is running low. 

But.... if you want to go look, chech the yards his passes traveled in the air (exceedingly low) versus the the YAC numbers (ridiculously high).  So many of his "throws" were under seven yards that it's staggering. 

And if you REALLY want to see something, go compare his numbers against teams WITH a pulse (the single lone exception in his ENTIRE fucking FABRICATED career was the Auburn game) against his stats versus teams that had no pulse (95% of the opposition) and he was a lower-tier QB.  He was average -- at best. 

Oh, he racked up some impressive fucking numbers against Northeastern Southwestern Southern Coastal Tech with the receivers and line those cheating fucks had. 

Jesus Christ, man.  Mack Jones (who couldn't start anywhere in the SEC except Arkansas) looked like Joe Tom Rothlisberger Brady Murray against Auburn with that supporting cast. 

Tuber Tonybanana isn't even Dak fucking Prescott level.  The Miami Dolphins took their own dicks and jammed themselves ferociously in their own red asses taking that clown.
Get that man the Tylenol.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2020, 12:45:20 PM
Just so I'm clear, throwing 87 TDs in a career equates to "didn't do shit."

Asinine.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 12, 2020, 01:55:36 PM
Just so I'm clear, throwing 87 TDs in a career equates to "didn't do shit."

Asinine.
If you want to lick his pineapple-flavored dick juice, by all means, go right ahead. 

I'll pass.  I might as well, because that Teefus fuck can't.  Not much beyond three yards, that is. 

Let's look at his last season. 

Four TDs vs Duke!!! Ohhhhh.  Mag-fucking-nificent. 
Three vs. New Mexico State!!!! Give him the Heisman!!
Five vs. South Carolina and Southern By God Miss!!!1!!!!!  Oh holy hell, give him the Nobel Prize!
Zero against Tennessee. Doesn't count.
Six against Ole Miss!!!!! Heisman, Nobel AND Pulitzer. 

Not a single one of those teams was worth piss in a pan. 

Here's something for you:
The Alabama quarterback has seen 72 percent of his passing yards come after the catch this season, which is the highest percentage in the nation.

also:

Against South Carolina alone, Palazzolo reports 82 percent of the yardage Tagovailoa racked up came after the initial point his receivers caught the football.

Go back.  Jerk off into a roast pig and watch some of his "highlights." He's throwing to guys with three and four-yard separations. Every receiver he has is fucking open. That has nothing to do with him.  And he's STILL consistently dumping it off in three-yard intervals despite having people running virtually alone down both sidelines and across the middle of the field on almost every play.  Never seen anything like it and it has zero to do with him.  He had one extremely fortunate half, puffed up his stats against a succession of corpses and shattered like bubble glass multiple times.  That's it. 

I hate them more than probably anybody on the planet, but the talent they've accrued at receiver is outrageous.  A dead monkey could throw for 1000 yards just by having somebody step on its decaying body and let its decompsition gases fling the ball in the air on every play. 

I've never seen you throw a football, but if you can take a three step drop, have NO pressure because you're playing a junior high team to begin with, and you've got two guys with five or six yard cushions?  YOU could throw a couple of TDs a game.  I know I damn sure could. 

His brother is worse.  If the state media wasn't bending over backward to lick the Tangaboologa balls, nobody ever would have heard of him.  Unjustly rewarded.  Unjust.  BTW, if you've never seen anyone do a reverse handstand to nuzzle balls, I suggest you make that a request.  Put it on your list anyway. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2020, 02:33:18 PM


Go back.  Jerk off into a roast pig and watch some of his "highlights." He's throwing to guys with three and four-yard separations. Every receiver he has is fucking open. That has nothing to do with him.  And he's STILL consistently dumping it off in three-yard intervals despite having people running virtually alone down both sidelines and across the middle of the field on almost every play. 
Fuck sake, man.  You know nothing about football.  Can't you see that he's "throwing his receivers open"?  He's pinpointing every single throw through a window his receivers have to run to.  Without his magnificence, it would look like a Chinese fire drill.

Wait, can you say Chinese fire drill?   
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2020, 02:41:54 PM
Two'er signs.

The quarterback has agreed to terms with Miami on his rookie contract, NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported Monday. The contract is a four-year deal worth $30.28 million and includes a fifth-year option and a signing bonus of $19.6 million. The pact is fully guaranteed.

Quick question.  I always see language in these articles that says, "...which includes a (Insert millions) signing bonus."  One article I saw said Tonguvaloompa will make a base salary of $610K.  So, is the $19.6 figured into the $30.28 million, or is that in addition to what amounts to almost $8 million a year. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 12, 2020, 04:13:12 PM
"Zero against Tennessee."

Didn't play against Tennessee due to injury. But the previous year he dropped 306 and 4 TDs on those creamsicle assholes.

Facts don't care about your feelings, dear. Let it go. This guy have moved on and you should as well.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 12, 2020, 04:25:17 PM
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Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 12, 2020, 04:28:38 PM
fudge sake, man.  You know nothing about football.  Can't you see that he's "throwing his receivers open"?  He's pinpointing every single throw through a window his receivers have to run to.  Without his magnificence, it would look like a Chinese fire drill.

Wait, can you say Chinese fire drill? 
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Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 12, 2020, 07:22:17 PM
"Zero against Tennessee."

Didn't play against Tennessee due to injury. But the previous year he dropped 306 and 4 TDs on those creamsicle assholes.

Facts don't care about your feelings, dear. Let it go. This guy have moved on and you should as well.
I give you the real facts.  I gave you percentages. Numbers. You know, real things. You wax poetic about dicks jammed in cupcake icing.  

Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 13, 2020, 07:29:26 AM
I give you the real facts.  I gave you percentages. Numbers. You know, real things. You wax poetic about richards jammed in cupcake icing. 
Replied with facts which, just like yours, were cherry-picked from the stats history. This by far the weirdest take hill you've died on this board for. Dinging a QB for YAC is seriously short-sighted.

Is Tua the GOAT? Hell no! Is he Clint Mosley from Hawaii as you assert? Hell no either. Dude was good, fit their system, super accurate in that 5-15 range, was a key cog of their retooled offensive machinery for a couple years. Deep ball lacks something to be desired. Fragile as Tiffany glass. All of those things are true at the same time.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 13, 2020, 10:32:33 AM
Fragile as Tiffany glass.
And that is exactly why I point and laugh at all the guaranteed money the fish are doling out to him.  He may be very good (that point is still up for debate, right Mac Jones?) but I seriously doubt he makes it through a full season in the land of Pitbull.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 13, 2020, 11:40:51 AM
Replied with facts which, just like yours, were cherry-picked from the stats history. This by far the weirdest take hill you've died on this board for. Dinging a QB for YAC is seriously short-sighted.

Is Tua the GOAT? Hell no! Is he Clint Mosley from Hawaii as you assert? Hell no either. Dude was good, fit their system, super accurate in that 5-15 range, was a key cog of their retooled offensive machinery for a couple years. Deep ball lacks something to be desired. Fragile as Tiffany glass. All of those things are true at the same time.
You give Clint Moseley that much time to throw and receivers who had the kind of separation his did? 

He might still be a Northwestern Mutual Financial Representative today but he’d be a former SEC player of the year (candidate at least) Northwestern Mutual Financial Rep. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 13, 2020, 11:45:21 AM
Good lord I love a good Kaos rant.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 13, 2020, 12:07:16 PM
You give Clint Moseley that much time to throw and receivers who had the kind of separation his did?

He might still be a Northwestern Mutual Financial Representative today but he’d be a former SEC player of the year (candidate at least) Northwestern Mutual Financial Rep.
I don't know about that.  Hard to see over the line from this position.

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Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 13, 2020, 12:12:56 PM
I don't know about that.  Hard to see over the line from this position.


I liked this post so hard in 9 months it's gonna name a kid after me.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 13, 2020, 03:34:56 PM
Good lord I love a good Kaos rant.
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Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: GH2001 on May 14, 2020, 10:53:02 AM
I'm in camp asinine, I suppose.

Dude is going to set an INT record or get snapped in half when his 7 yard cushions aren't there.
His WRs in college were THAT much better than the other teams' secondaries. Then throw in the lack of holding calls......the last decade.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2020, 11:07:26 AM
He's no Joe Fucking Burrow.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 14, 2020, 12:37:38 PM
He's no Joe Fucking Burrow.
Neither is Joe Fucking Burrow.  

He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB.  But he's gonna get that cockiness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry. 

Really need to invent a new word for the guy.  He was cocky as fuck but pretended to be humble.  So "cumble"  or "humkey" 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2020, 03:27:48 PM
Neither is Joe Fucking Burrow. 

He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB.  But he's gonna get that cockiness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry.

Really need to invent a new word for the guy.  He was cocky as fuck but pretended to be humble.  So "cumble"  or "humkey"
Humblecock.

I think he'll be pretty damn good, eventually.  But right now, he's a rookie QB on the Bengals.  That's a sure fire recipe for pain. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 14, 2020, 03:51:48 PM
Neither is Joe Fucking Burrow. 

He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB.  But he's gonna get that cockiness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry.

Really need to invent a new word for the guy.  He was cocky as fuck but pretended to be humble.  So "cumble"  or "humkey"
Ugh...no. That dude was a bad ass in college. He is the best college QB I have seen in a long time.

And how can you not be cocky? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being cocky but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the cockiness realm.

And we will see how good LSU is next year without Burrow. Yaw Yaw got all kind of accolades, but he is the over rated one in my opinion. Let's see him without Burrow and Joe Brady. Good luck with Ensminger...
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 14, 2020, 04:31:02 PM
And how can you not be cocky? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being cocky but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the cockiness realm.
Cam clowned.  Burrow was cocky. Difference. 

Besides, I don’t recall burrow playing for Auburn, therefore I have no allegiance to him. 

Cam is cam.  Bo? He was a cocky SOB.  Backed it up too. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 14, 2020, 04:46:49 PM
Ugh...no. That dude was a bad ass in college. He is the best college QB I have seen in a long time.

And how can you not be roostery? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being roostery but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the roosteriness realm.

And we will see how good LSU is next year without Burrow. Yaw Yaw got all kind of accolades, but he is the over rated one in my opinion. Let's see him without Burrow and Joe Brady. Good luck with Ensminger...
He will be fine as long as he can coax Hugh Nall out of the trucking business.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 14, 2020, 04:58:47 PM
Here's my take on Joe F'n Burrow.  Obviously, the guy went from average SEC QB to one of the best the college game has seen in a matter of one season. Was it the passing system that Joe Brady put in place?  Certainly that contributed to it, but more than anything else, allowed Burrow to do what he already had the ability to do.

Go back to his high school career.  I have no idea what size school Athens H.S is, or even where it is.  But the guy was a 3 year starter and in that time, he threw for over 11,400 yards with 157 TD's and only 17 INT's.  Also rushed for over 2,000 yards with 27 TD's.  As the saying goes, that's impressive against air.  It was also good enough to get a call from THE Ohio State University. 

I'm just guessing here, but I don't imagine he got a fair shot at tOSU with all that talent at the QB position already on campus.  So, he enters the Continuum Transfunctioner thingy and lands at LSU.  Unfortunately, Co Yaw Yaw was keeping the Les Miles tradition alive with great defense and super conservative play calling. Had that continued, I imagine Orgeron would have quickly followed Miles out the door himself.  But to his credit, and immediately following another ass raping by Lord Saybinz & The Professionals, he said, "We can't do this anymore.  Next year, we're taking all this talent and opening it up."  I remember taking note and asking who this cocky mofo was after Burrow openly said that next year, they were going to light up the scoreboard.  That was long before Joe Brady ever set foot on LSU's campus as an employee. 

Just an outside observation and assumption here.  I think as soon as O said they were opening it up, Burrow knew he was going to get his shot to show what he was about, regardless of the new coach.  Did Brady put in a great system?  Of course he did.  Did he teach Burrow overnight how to be insanely accurate on every type throw?  No way.  Did he teach this QB how to go through progressions and see the entire field in the few short weeks he worked with him?  Didn't happen.  Not possible.  Did he show Burrow how to feel pressure and understand when the perfect time was to take off?  If he did all those things in that short amount of time, then Joe Brady is THE Football Coaching God. 

Burrow already had all that in him.  It's obvious that the game slows down for him, unlike most other college QB's.  And Brady's system allowed him to take advantage of his abilities.  Now, he'll be at a level where the talent around him is no better than anybody they face.  Probably worse than most teams. And he'll be staring down linebackers who can run with most receivers and will certainly track his ass down in a hurry.  I hope Goat Boy succeeds, but I wish it wasn't with such an irrelevant franchise.       
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 14, 2020, 05:03:04 PM
Ugh...no. That dude was a bad ass in college. He is the best college QB I have seen in a long time.

And how can you not be cocky? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being cocky but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the cockiness realm.

And we will see how good LSU is next year without Burrow. Yaw Yaw got all kind of accolades, but he is the over rated one in my opinion. Let's see him without Burrow and Joe Brady. Good luck with Ensminger...
Agreed. And cockiness is simply innate when you are on a much, much higher level than anyone else.

Believe me. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 15, 2020, 08:29:06 AM
Neither is Joe fudgeing Burrow. 

He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB.  But he's gonna get that roosteriness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry.

Really need to invent a new word for the guy.  He was roostery as fudge but pretended to be humble.  So "cumble"  or "humkey"
Pffftttt....whatever, dude. You don't know because you didn't watch. Go back to every football thread from last year. Your standard post:
"I didn't bother with that. I was playing golf, yelling at minorities, arguing with the local government about a bridge tax, etc. I don't need football. It's all flawed and basic."

Blah blah blah.

Burrow's one year turnaround is nothing short of amazing. Boy can play. Now, he may get killed behind that swiss cheese line in Cincinnati, but no doubting how good he was last year.

FOH with these weak takes. Actually watch games again then comment.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: wesfau2 on May 15, 2020, 09:09:23 AM
Pffftttt....whatever, dude. You don't know because you didn't watch. Go back to every football thread from last year. Your standard post:
"I didn't bother with that. I was playing golf, yelling at minorities, arguing with the local government about a bridge tax, etc. I don't need football. It's all flawed and basic."

Blah blah blah.

Burrow's one year turnaround is nothing short of amazing. Boy can play. Now, he may get killed behind that swiss cheese line in Cincinnati, but no doubting how good he was last year.

FOH with these weak takes. Actually watch games again then comment.
End of times shit.  Agreeing with 'Ol Six-Pack.

Gonna go reevaluate some life choices.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: War Eagle!!! on May 15, 2020, 09:19:12 AM
End of times shit.  Agreeing with 'Ol Six-Pack.

Gonna go reevaluate some life choices.
Yeah...the "yelling at minorities" got me too...ha
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 15, 2020, 03:21:57 PM
Pffftttt....whatever, dude. You don't know because you didn't watch. Go back to every football thread from last year. Your standard post:
"I didn't bother with that. I was playing golf, yelling at minorities, arguing with the local government about a bridge tax, etc. I don't need football. It's all flawed and basic."

Blah blah blah.

Burrow's one year turnaround is nothing short of amazing. Boy can play. Now, he may get killed behind that swiss cheese line in Cincinnati, but no doubting how good he was last year.

FOH with these weak takes. Actually watch games again then comment.
They're serving dick and beans in the cafeteria.  Try some.  It's a two-for-one special so you can serve some to your ass buddy.

I didn't watch much all of Auburn's games, that's entirely true.  I didn't want to.  I did, however, watch almost all of every one of LSU's games due to other people in my life who were glued to it. 

It was nice.  I was able to watch more or less dispassionately while they worried and sweated it out. 

Burrow had a good year. Never denied that.  One good year -- unless you're Cam Newton -- doesn't always equate to a successful career.  I think he will do okay (said that).  My only comment in his regard is that the NFL (and particularly in part because of where he's playing) he is going to get the cocky smacked right the fuck off his smug face.  I stand by that.  Not exactly a radical take. 

Was it the "greatest season in college football history" as some would claim?  Not in my book.  What Cam did with less talent around him remains the benchmark. I don't think any player has ever dominated the game in the way Cam did. Tebow has a legit argument.  So does Tommie Frazier.  There are others. I just don't remember any of their names.

Tubular Topangabunghole isn't in that conversation. He's not in that neighborhood. He's not in that town, county, state, country, continent, planet, solar system or universe.  He's not in any list of top SEC quarterbacks in history.  For all your bleeding gash defense, he never did shit of any consequence in college.  Five touchdowns against a pack of broken legged nuns doesn't mean squadoosh.  On that I've been consistent since day one.  And (as always) I will be proven right.  Accept it.


** Edited to add:
You and your posse are wrong.  I checked. I got frustrated and slammed Gustard frequently, but I weighed in (heavily) on the games fairly often.  Some of them I didn't watch.  Some I waited to catch pieces of in replays, but I kept up.  Kept up enough to provide insight you won't find anywhere else -- and you're getting it for free, so keep that in mind.  

I said on October 30 (you can look it up) that Gus would announce a new offensive coordinator that he'd "turn the offense over to."  That was well before those tables turned.  (hint, I was right). 

I said Chad Morris wouldn't make it through the season at Arkansas about four games in (hint? Right again). 

I said Dumbo Pisser was an overrated hack and a bad hire at TAMFU.  Think that was gold, too. 

My position on Twhoover Trucksacorona is clearly defined, extremely consistent and (as you will see) righter than fuck. 

My take on Gus is also fairly consistent and (as you will continue to see) correct-a-mundo. I chose not to adopt the "well, we should accept who we are and be grateful" mouse-like philosophy some found more comfortable.  Fuck Waffeupagus. 

I said a lot of other things that were so dead on, they're frightening -- too many to list.  

Did I miss a few?  Sure.  After LSU beat us for no reason I could understand, I expected them to lose two or three games before the season was out.  Didn't see their epicness coming. I honestly (at that point in the season) expected them to shit the bed against A&M. Incorrect. 

I said Will Muschamp wouldn't survive the off season.  By some miracle that defies logic, he did.  

Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: WiregrassTiger on May 15, 2020, 07:24:18 PM
Yeah...the "yelling at minorities" got me too...ha
This part was really good. I could’ve certainly used a functional Like button.

Fuck GF.
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: The Six on May 15, 2020, 09:45:01 PM

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I said Will Muschamp wouldn't survive the off season.  By some miracle that defies logic, he did. 
Because South Carolina is legitimately one of the Poors in the SEC. Even though that’s BS and they get the coin takes to them like everyone else, they hoard it like they are going to get sent to the CUSA any year. 

Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: GH2001 on May 15, 2020, 11:35:59 PM
Yeah...the "yelling at minorities" got me too...ha
But Cam is a minority. This puts K in a bind. 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: Kaos on May 15, 2020, 11:44:44 PM
Because South Carolina is legitimately one of the Poors in the SEC. Even though that’s BS and they get the coin takes to them like everyone else, they hoard it like they are going to get sent to the CUSA any year.
I get that.  Not sure they really do.  Every SC fan I've ever met is convinced they're upper half of the SEC. George Rogers! Steve Spurrier! Jadewhatvereon Clowner!  Drunk Garcia!! 

But that's typical, I think, for several schools. 

A&M:  Their perception is that they are an elite program. Prove it by spending money like a coke-addled rock star while they get nothing for it.  Johnny FOOTBALL!! Better than Cam!  

Ole Miss:  They consider themselves true SEC bluebloods. Championship pedigree.  Three national titles, you know (a number they invented around the time Orgeron was there, the actual number is zero), rank them ahead of Auburn and Georgia and right on par with Florida and LSU (were ahead of LSU before 2019, actually).  Mannings, bitch!  

MSU:  Ask a Bulldog fan and he'll trot out Dak Prescott, Dan Mullen, Jackie Sherill and some running back or something and earnestly try to convince you that they are in the same tier as Auburn and LSU.  They believe it. 

Arkansas: Darren McFadden was probably the greatest running back in the SEC, ever.  Better than Bo or Herschel. Look it up. Bobby Damn Petrino!!!  Arkansas fans also believe there is a tier that includes Alabama and (depending on the year) Georiga, Tennessee, Auburn, Florida or LSU.  They truly believe their program (historically) resides in the same tier as (depending on the year) Georgia, Auburn, Florida or LSU. Tennessee, for some reason, is beneath them. 

Each of those programs consider themselves in a tier above the others, in the mix with AU, UGA, UF, UT and LSU, all deely clinging to the belief they exist just slightly below Alabama (historically).  

They are all wrong.  

Vandy fans know they suck and don't care.  Degrees. 

Missouri fans think they are in the SWAC. 

Kentucky fans write a few random dots (Bryant, Curci, Mumme, Stoops) and then remind you that they once stole Bill Curry from Alabama. 

Georgia, Florida, LSU, Auburn and Tennessee (historically) make up the upper deck with fucktarded cheating Alabama a filthy rung above (historically). 
Title: Re: Turdy Tacobolonga moves on
Post by: GH2001 on May 16, 2020, 08:22:47 AM
Ark and Sc are programs that have been the recipient of lightning in a bottle type players or coaches every now and then - Clowney. McFadden. Spurrier. Rogers. Petrino. Otherwise they’re meh. And the numbers prove it out. I’ll concede McFadden was superb. I would like to see what he or clowney would have done at another higher tier school. Not to feed those assholes anymore talent or credence but at the time clowney was in college, can you imagine him playing rush end on Bama’s DL (at the time). Or Auburn’s DL last year. Or Georgia’s 4-5 years ago. 

Or even lattimore. The way they rode that kid like a mule made Gus envious.