Who?How dare you besmirch the name of the Tubaloompas!
OP says his brother wasn't any good, basically a bum. Most popular jersey in the league now. I'm sure that's just a fluke.I'm in camp asinine, I suppose.
Look, I hate the dude because he played on the team I hate and whipped the hell out of us the one time we played him, but to deny what he did (yes, with amazing talent around him) is asinine.
I'm in camp asinine, I suppose.I have no idea how the guy will do at the next level. I'm normally wrong 452/515ths of the time when trying to predict. By all accounts, he looks really accurate, cushion or not. I say that because half the time, Mr. Nix couldn't hit someone 10 yards away. But yes, that's the fastest group of receivers I've ever seen and if you're even somewhat of an accurate passer, you can look a helluva lot better than you really are. Where I think he was "overrated" was on the deep balls. I can't count the times he threw into what looked like great coverage, only to have one of those pass catchers go up and take it away. Did it against us several times.
Dude is going to set an INT record or get snapped in half when his 7 yard cushions aren't there.
But what happened in that next game after the one against Trussville - his last HS Game? Oh, I know. He looked like an avg QB. I couldn't believe Bama even extended him a scholly. He was never an SEC or Bama caliber player....ever.#huskyfast
OP says his brother wasn't any good, basically a bum. Most popular jersey in the league now. I'm sure that's just a fluke.He didn't DO shit. That's what you're failing to see. Just because every redneck fuck in the state of Alabama rushed out to buy their Tooer Miamuh Jerzeey doesn't mean DICK, SHIT, SPIT or FUCK in terms of how good he is, was or will be.
Look, I hate the dude because he played on the team I hate and whipped the hell out of us the one time we played him, but to deny what he did (yes, with amazing talent around him) is asinine.
He didn't DO shit. That's what you're failing to see. Just because every redneck fuck in the state of Alabama rushed out to buy their Tooer Miamuh Jerzeey doesn't mean DICK, SHIT, SPIT or FUCK in terms of how good he is, was or will be.Get that man the Tylenol.
I'm not going to repost the statistics for you because my give a shit meter is running low.
But.... if you want to go look, chech the yards his passes traveled in the air (exceedingly low) versus the the YAC numbers (ridiculously high). So many of his "throws" were under seven yards that it's staggering.
And if you REALLY want to see something, go compare his numbers against teams WITH a pulse (the single lone exception in his ENTIRE fucking FABRICATED career was the Auburn game) against his stats versus teams that had no pulse (95% of the opposition) and he was a lower-tier QB. He was average -- at best.
Oh, he racked up some impressive fucking numbers against Northeastern Southwestern Southern Coastal Tech with the receivers and line those cheating fucks had.
Jesus Christ, man. Mack Jones (who couldn't start anywhere in the SEC except Arkansas) looked like Joe Tom Rothlisberger Brady Murray against Auburn with that supporting cast.
Tuber Tonybanana isn't even Dak fucking Prescott level. The Miami Dolphins took their own dicks and jammed themselves ferociously in their own red asses taking that clown.
Just so I'm clear, throwing 87 TDs in a career equates to "didn't do shit."If you want to lick his pineapple-flavored dick juice, by all means, go right ahead.
Asinine.
Fuck sake, man. You know nothing about football. Can't you see that he's "throwing his receivers open"? He's pinpointing every single throw through a window his receivers have to run to. Without his magnificence, it would look like a Chinese fire drill.
Go back. Jerk off into a roast pig and watch some of his "highlights." He's throwing to guys with three and four-yard separations. Every receiver he has is fucking open. That has nothing to do with him. And he's STILL consistently dumping it off in three-yard intervals despite having people running virtually alone down both sidelines and across the middle of the field on almost every play.
fudge sake, man. You know nothing about football. Can't you see that he's "throwing his receivers open"? He's pinpointing every single throw through a window his receivers have to run to. Without his magnificence, it would look like a Chinese fire drill.(https://media1.tenor.com/images/401bcb723417d94293d0ea1054e2799c/tenor.gif?itemid=16881253)
Wait, can you say Chinese fire drill?
"Zero against Tennessee."I give you the real facts. I gave you percentages. Numbers. You know, real things. You wax poetic about dicks jammed in cupcake icing.
Didn't play against Tennessee due to injury. But the previous year he dropped 306 and 4 TDs on those creamsicle assholes.
Facts don't care about your feelings, dear. Let it go. This guy have moved on and you should as well.
I give you the real facts. I gave you percentages. Numbers. You know, real things. You wax poetic about richards jammed in cupcake icing.Replied with facts which, just like yours, were cherry-picked from the stats history. This by far the weirdest take hill you've died on this board for. Dinging a QB for YAC is seriously short-sighted.
Fragile as Tiffany glass.And that is exactly why I point and laugh at all the guaranteed money the fish are doling out to him. He may be very good (that point is still up for debate, right Mac Jones?) but I seriously doubt he makes it through a full season in the land of Pitbull.
Replied with facts which, just like yours, were cherry-picked from the stats history. This by far the weirdest take hill you've died on this board for. Dinging a QB for YAC is seriously short-sighted.You give Clint Moseley that much time to throw and receivers who had the kind of separation his did?
Is Tua the GOAT? Hell no! Is he Clint Mosley from Hawaii as you assert? Hell no either. Dude was good, fit their system, super accurate in that 5-15 range, was a key cog of their retooled offensive machinery for a couple years. Deep ball lacks something to be desired. Fragile as Tiffany glass. All of those things are true at the same time.
You give Clint Moseley that much time to throw and receivers who had the kind of separation his did?I don't know about that. Hard to see over the line from this position.
He might still be a Northwestern Mutual Financial Representative today but he’d be a former SEC player of the year (candidate at least) Northwestern Mutual Financial Rep.
I don't know about that. Hard to see over the line from this position.I liked this post so hard in 9 months it's gonna name a kid after me.
Good lord I love a good Kaos rant.(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e56c5143b2ca2bb6a49da7847edb2573/tenor.gif?itemid=6252584)
I'm in camp asinine, I suppose.His WRs in college were THAT much better than the other teams' secondaries. Then throw in the lack of holding calls......the last decade.
Dude is going to set an INT record or get snapped in half when his 7 yard cushions aren't there.
He's no Joe Fucking Burrow.Neither is Joe Fucking Burrow.
Neither is Joe Fucking Burrow.Humblecock.
He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB. But he's gonna get that cockiness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry.
Really need to invent a new word for the guy. He was cocky as fuck but pretended to be humble. So "cumble" or "humkey"
Neither is Joe Fucking Burrow.Ugh...no. That dude was a bad ass in college. He is the best college QB I have seen in a long time.
He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB. But he's gonna get that cockiness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry.
Really need to invent a new word for the guy. He was cocky as fuck but pretended to be humble. So "cumble" or "humkey"
And how can you not be cocky? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being cocky but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the cockiness realm.Cam clowned. Burrow was cocky. Difference.
Ugh...no. That dude was a bad ass in college. He is the best college QB I have seen in a long time.He will be fine as long as he can coax Hugh Nall out of the trucking business.
And how can you not be roostery? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being roostery but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the roosteriness realm.
And we will see how good LSU is next year without Burrow. Yaw Yaw got all kind of accolades, but he is the over rated one in my opinion. Let's see him without Burrow and Joe Brady. Good luck with Ensminger...
Ugh...no. That dude was a bad ass in college. He is the best college QB I have seen in a long time.Agreed. And cockiness is simply innate when you are on a much, much higher level than anyone else.
And how can you not be cocky? I want that in a QB. Pretty funny you call out someone for being cocky but than would have taken a bullet for Cam when he was at Auburn. Burrow didn't hold a candle to Cam in the cockiness realm.
And we will see how good LSU is next year without Burrow. Yaw Yaw got all kind of accolades, but he is the over rated one in my opinion. Let's see him without Burrow and Joe Brady. Good luck with Ensminger...
Neither is Joe fudgeing Burrow.Pffftttt....whatever, dude. You don't know because you didn't watch. Go back to every football thread from last year. Your standard post:
He'll probably end up a decent NFL QB. But he's gonna get that roosteriness bitch slapped out of his mouth in a hurry.
Really need to invent a new word for the guy. He was roostery as fudge but pretended to be humble. So "cumble" or "humkey"
Pffftttt....whatever, dude. You don't know because you didn't watch. Go back to every football thread from last year. Your standard post:End of times shit. Agreeing with 'Ol Six-Pack.
"I didn't bother with that. I was playing golf, yelling at minorities, arguing with the local government about a bridge tax, etc. I don't need football. It's all flawed and basic."
Blah blah blah.
Burrow's one year turnaround is nothing short of amazing. Boy can play. Now, he may get killed behind that swiss cheese line in Cincinnati, but no doubting how good he was last year.
FOH with these weak takes. Actually watch games again then comment.
End of times shit. Agreeing with 'Ol Six-Pack.Yeah...the "yelling at minorities" got me too...ha
Gonna go reevaluate some life choices.
Pffftttt....whatever, dude. You don't know because you didn't watch. Go back to every football thread from last year. Your standard post:They're serving dick and beans in the cafeteria. Try some. It's a two-for-one special so you can serve some to your ass buddy.
"I didn't bother with that. I was playing golf, yelling at minorities, arguing with the local government about a bridge tax, etc. I don't need football. It's all flawed and basic."
Blah blah blah.
Burrow's one year turnaround is nothing short of amazing. Boy can play. Now, he may get killed behind that swiss cheese line in Cincinnati, but no doubting how good he was last year.
FOH with these weak takes. Actually watch games again then comment.
Yeah...the "yelling at minorities" got me too...haThis part was really good. I could’ve certainly used a functional Like button.
I said Will Muschamp wouldn't survive the off season. By some miracle that defies logic, he did.Because South Carolina is legitimately one of the Poors in the SEC. Even though that’s BS and they get the coin takes to them like everyone else, they hoard it like they are going to get sent to the CUSA any year.
Yeah...the "yelling at minorities" got me too...haBut Cam is a minority. This puts K in a bind.
Because South Carolina is legitimately one of the Poors in the SEC. Even though that’s BS and they get the coin takes to them like everyone else, they hoard it like they are going to get sent to the CUSA any year.I get that. Not sure they really do. Every SC fan I've ever met is convinced they're upper half of the SEC. George Rogers! Steve Spurrier! Jadewhatvereon Clowner! Drunk Garcia!!