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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Kaos on March 18, 2020, 10:55:41 AM

Title: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: Kaos on March 18, 2020, 10:55:41 AM: Had to go to Target. There was a "nurse" shopping there holding court in the empty toilet paper aisle and lecturing a circle of other shoppers about the specifics of this virus.

Among her nuggets of wisdom:

1) It can stay on your clothes for up to 90 days.
2) Everyone in that store already had it on them somewhere
3) If you drink enough water you will drown it because it will go into your stomach and you'll shit it out. That's why people need so much toilet paper
4) Get everything you can food-wise because the army is about to enforce nationwide curfews and rationing. You won't be able to leave your house and will be jailed if you try.
5) The government has already drawn up and provided death lists to the hospitals with determinations on who can receive critical care and who can't. Some of it is person-specific (wealthy, political, powerful) some of it is symptom based.

At some point she was asked where she worked and of course she's no longer a nurse, but used to be one.

If I wasn't afraid of the repercussions I would have taken my gun out and shot her.
Title: Re: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 18, 2020, 02:22:31 PM: Keep denying.

I will continue gargling with Pine-sol and washing my dick off in the sink.
Title: Re: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 18, 2020, 03:31:32 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 18, 2020, 02:22:31 PM
Keep denying.

I will continue gargling with Pine-sol and washing my richard off in the sink.
Hope you're using Clorox on that.
Title: Re: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: chinook on March 19, 2020, 03:07:42 PM: Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 18, 2020, 02:22:31 PM
Keep denying.

I will continue gargling with Pine-sol and washing my dick off in the sink.

are you douching the head vagina with anything special? #covid19
Title: Re: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 19, 2020, 03:20:01 PM: Saaaay...did y'all hear Charles Barkley is dead? I just read that somewhere.
Title: Re: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 19, 2020, 04:02:56 PM: Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 19, 2020, 03:20:01 PM
Saaaay...did y'all hear Charles Barkley is dead? I just read that somewhere.
I think I saw that on Buzzfeed.
Title: Re: Misinformation and ignorance
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 19, 2020, 04:57:46 PM: Quote from: chinook on March 19, 2020, 03:07:42 PM
are you douching the head vagina with anything special? #covid19
It sure is good that you are able to have internet buddies. And Iâ€™m not just talking about because of social distancing.