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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on March 08, 2020, 11:24:38 AM

Title: Fawning to the extreme
Post by: Kaos on March 08, 2020, 11:24:38 AM

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/03/nfl-draft-revolves-around-tua-tagovailoas-return.html

Never seen a “straight news” piece written at such a fanboy level.  This reads like a love struck teenage letter about some girl he sees on the movie screen.  

“History will remember those who bet against Tuabalognadabrokea. “ 

Yep.  It will. As some smart motherfuckers. 

Title: Re: Fawning to the extreme
Post by: CCTAU on March 08, 2020, 10:46:49 PM

Mr. Glass.

Title: Re: Fawning to the extreme
Post by: The Six on March 09, 2020, 08:42:49 AM

The entire premise here is astounding. "The doctors who wouldn't clear Drew Brees to the Dolphins set that place into a tailspin while giving Alabama the leverage needed to get Saban to come and decimate college football forever. If he had stayed, 13 Super Bowls would now belong to the Dolphins. But have no fear, fans of the mammals who look like fish; Tua Turnover is on his way to save the franchise!"

Yeah, right.

Eat a bag and take a lap, Joseph Goodman, you hack.

Title: Re: Fawning to the extreme
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 09, 2020, 08:53:00 AM

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