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Title: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 04, 2020, 11:55:30 AM
This may belong in the political forum, but it affects more than that.  Mike Bloomberg is bowing out.  Finally, I may be able to click on anything on the interwebz or the Smart Tee Vee's without one of that jack holes ads in my face.  It looks like in the short time he has been in this race, he's spent over $500 million putting his mug out there.
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 04, 2020, 05:58:14 PM
This may belong in the political forum, but it affects more than that.  Mike Bloomberg is bowing out.  Finally, I may be able to click on anything on the interwebz or the Smart Tee Vee's without one of that jack holes ads in my face.  It looks like in the short time he has been in this race, he's spent over $500 million putting his mug out there.
He's gonna spend another $500 million shoving the plastic crypt-keeper in your face.  


(https://cdn.someecards.com/posts/joe-biden-good-looking-girl-creepy-lke.png)

This guy doesn't even look human.  Eye lifts, hair transplants, botox, capped teeth... 
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Token on March 04, 2020, 07:45:59 PM
As much as I think Biden is unquestionably a horrible choice to be the president, I at least find some hope in knowing the democrats are also on the same page that socialism will destroy the country. 
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 04, 2020, 10:58:49 PM
As much as I think Biden is unquestionably a horrible choice to be the president, I at least find some hope in knowing the democrats are also on the same page that socialism will destroy the country.
Wrong. 

They just don't think they can sell that bullshit in one big swallow.  So they keep chipping away at it.  

Don't fool yourself into thinking Joe Biden is some kind of moderate or that the party isn't screaming pell mell into Bernie's give-away funland.  

They don't give a shit about the country or its people.  One thing.  Power.  That goes for most "republicans" too.  
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 05, 2020, 09:01:57 AM
I despise the idea of paying for any of you regular people’s free shit.

I, however, deserve free shit.
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Godfather on March 05, 2020, 04:52:06 PM
Wrong.

They just don't think they can sell that bullshit in one big swallow.  So they keep chipping away at it. 

Don't fool yourself into thinking Joe Biden is some kind of moderate or that the party isn't screaming pell mell into Bernie's give-away funland. 

They don't give a shit about the country or its people.  One thing.  Power.  That goes for most "republicans" too. 
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0aSxsTW0AAxHlD.jpg)
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Godfather on March 05, 2020, 04:53:21 PM
They also know that Trump would have wiped the floor with Bernie.  Independents wouldn't vote for Bernie. This was purely trying to get anyone other than Bernie up against Trump.
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2020, 04:59:36 PM
And now, Fauxcahontas has left the building. 
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 05, 2020, 05:13:23 PM
And now, Fauxcahontas has left the building.
I hope her tribe accepts her back.
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 05, 2020, 05:30:30 PM
I hope her tribe accepts her back.
The Slapaho Tribe?
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: AUJarhead on March 05, 2020, 06:35:58 PM
And now, Fauxcahontas has left the building.
I'm honestly shocked she dropped out.  I figured the DNC would tell her to stay in it, since she's taking more voters from Bernie than Biden.
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 05, 2020, 07:03:39 PM
I'm honestly shocked she dropped out.  I figured the DNC would tell her to stay in it, since she's taking more voters from Bernie than Biden.
The fear was that the two of them could keep Biden from getting enough delegates.   There are morons who would vote for that goofy shrew who wouldn't vote for Commie Sanders.  Not many, but probably enough so that if she stayed in it and her delegates went to Bernie at the end?  Mung Bean Smell Joe wouldn't quite get to the number and the whole thing devolves into brokered chaos.  

There's also that whole conspiracy theory that Hillary is back there puppeting the thing.  The story is that she's angling to be named VP, knowing that Decrepit Joe won't make it to the end of his term and viola! the bitch is president anyway.  

Of course anybody who picks her as VP is dead man walking anyway.  Would accidentally fall from the stage moments after taking the oath of office.  The fact that a bird flew over his head just before he fell and there's an unexplained hole in his skull would just be glossed over.  Nobody makes drones that look like birds and have rifles attached to their bird titties. 

What difference does it make?
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Token on March 11, 2020, 12:19:12 PM
I don’t know what I look more forward to. The start of college football in the fall or Trump vs Biden on the debate stage. 
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 12:20:03 PM
I don’t know what I look more forward to. The start of college football in the fall or Trump vs Biden on the debate stage.
truth
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Godfather on March 11, 2020, 01:54:19 PM
I don’t know what I look more forward to. The start of college football in the fall or Trump vs Biden on the debate stage.
He got owned yesterday by a Detroit auto worker, so I figure Trump may give him a stroke onstage
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2020, 04:13:29 PM
He got owned yesterday by a Detroit auto worker, so I figure Trump may give him a stroke onstage
I'm gonna take  your BR-549's you turtle poking dung pony! 
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: GH2001 on March 12, 2020, 10:05:46 AM
They also know that Trump would have wiped the floor with Bernie.  Independents wouldn't vote for Bernie. This was purely trying to get anyone other than Bernie up against Trump.
And a sizable chunk of the party (ie Bernie Bros, Millenials that wear skinny pants and non functional glasses) will also NOT vote for Biden. They will sit home. Watch and see. The dems have now put themselves in a bind either way. 

For all their faults - Klobachar or Bloomberg had much wider appeal and SOME signs of actual sanity and intelligence. 
Title: Re: Glory Be!!!
Post by: GH2001 on March 12, 2020, 10:07:09 AM
He got owned yesterday by a Detroit auto worker, so I figure Trump may give him a stroke onstage
One can only....