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Title: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: The Six on February 24, 2020, 06:54:06 PM
https://www.al.com/news/2020/02/18-year-old-leads-police-on-chase-with-speeds-up-to-144-mph.html (https://www.al.com/news/2020/02/18-year-old-leads-police-on-chase-with-speeds-up-to-144-mph.html)

18-year-old leads police on chase with speeds up to 144 mph

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A Hartselle 18-year-old is behind bars after leading police on a chase with speeds reaching 144 mph.

Gavin Tyler Shields is charged with two counts of reckless endangerment and multiple traffic citations. Morgan County deputies said they encountered Shields driving a car travelling 105 mph on Highway 36 around 12:43 a.m. Sunday morning. Deputies attempted to stop the Ford Mustang as it reached speeds of 144 mph, ran traffic lights, passed on a double yellow line and turned off its lights.


Shields was finally stopped at Reeves Peach Farm after additional law enforcement set up spike strips ahead of him.

He was arrested at the scene and transported to the Morgan County Jail with bond pending. The other occupants of the car were released to their parents.

Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: GH2001 on March 10, 2020, 01:34:31 PM
Of course his name is Gavin. Why wouldn't it be. Was Brayden or Landon takin?
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: wesfau2 on March 10, 2020, 01:39:01 PM
I simply do not understand the OJ chase mentality in this modern age.

Hell, the Bandit was nearly snagged a few times and those cops only had CB radios.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: GH2001 on March 10, 2020, 01:55:54 PM
I simply do not understand the OJ chase mentality in this modern age.

Hell, the Bandit was nearly snagged a few times and those cops only had CB radios.

Daddy...I gotta go pee pee.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2020, 02:25:41 PM
I simply do not understand the OJ chase mentality in this modern age.

Hell, the Bandit was nearly snagged a few times and those cops only had CB radios.
You sounded um...taller on the radio
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 10, 2020, 02:49:03 PM
Know how I know I'm gay?  (I'll save you guys the time)

This is Mike Henry, who played LB for the Pittsburgh Steelers and L.A. Rams.  Went into acting and played him some Tarzan.  Also had the distinction of holding Buford T. Justice's hat so it wouldn't blow off while they chased The Bandit.

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BTW, I'm not a gay man.  But, if I was....
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 10, 2020, 03:05:27 PM
Junior, there is no way, NO WAY you came from my loins.  First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch yo momma right in da mouf.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: AUJarhead on March 10, 2020, 03:13:12 PM
I simply do not understand the OJ chase mentality in this modern age.

Hell, the Bandit was nearly snagged a few times and those cops only had CB radios.
If they had cremated the sum'bitch...
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 10, 2020, 08:36:23 PM
Know how I know I'm gay?  (I'll save you guys the time)

This is Mike Henry, who played LB for the Pittsburgh Steelers and L.A. Rams.  Went into acting and played him some Tarzan.  Also had the distinction of holding Buford T. Justice's hat so it wouldn't blow off while they chased The Bandit.

(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ydriczk/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/48005/47871/ss2223364_-_photograph_of_mike_henry_as_tarzan_from_tarzan_and_the_great_river_available_in_4_sizes_framed_or_unframed_buy_now_at_starstills__46832__04838.1394485629.jpg?c=2?imbypass=on) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.starstills.com%2Fss2223364-mike-henry-tarzan-and-the-great-river-movie-photo%2F&psig=AOvVaw3Xw3OAJAjyJaTqFLn_wyaS&ust=1583951262769000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCIjQgcLEkOgCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAa)
BTW, I'm not a gay man.  But, if I was....
I’m curious to know who is surprised that you are looking pictures like this up on the internet.

Honestly, It won’t surprise me at all if the FBI raids your office and finds the largest cache of queer porn in the history of the world.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: wesfau2 on March 10, 2020, 11:53:24 PM
I’m curious to know who is surprised that you are looking pictures like this up on the internet.

Honestly, It won’t surprise me at all if the FBI raids your office and finds the largest cache of queer porn in the history of the world.
You might be shocked to learn that the feds no longer consider "queer porn" problematic.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: WiregrassTiger on March 11, 2020, 08:11:14 AM
You might be shocked to learn that the feds no longer consider "queer porn" problematic.
Congratulations.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Buzz Killington on March 11, 2020, 09:21:08 AM
You might be shocked to learn that the feds no longer consider "queer porn" problematic.
What about midget porn?
Asking for a friend
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Godfather on March 11, 2020, 09:37:40 AM
You might be shocked to learn that the feds no longer consider "queer porn" problematic.
That's fine, but look there are no chicks with dicks...only dudes with tits.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Snaggletiger on March 11, 2020, 09:38:43 AM
What about midget porn?
Asking for a friend
Midget pern is okay.  Queer midget pern is on the list under consideration.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: AUJarhead on March 11, 2020, 09:41:54 AM
With Nook's HoP closed, I'm not sure where you guys are getting the Midget Pern at.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: Kaos on March 11, 2020, 09:45:28 AM
You might be shocked to learn that the feds no longer consider "queer porn" problematic.
That in itself is .... nevermind. 
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: GH2001 on March 11, 2020, 02:11:44 PM
You might be shocked to learn that the feds no longer consider "queer porn" problematic.
did they ever?

Other than Roy Moore anyway.
Title: Re: Fast and the Furious - Alabama Style
Post by: wesfau2 on March 11, 2020, 03:00:05 PM
did they ever?

Other than Roy Moore anyway.
Well, J Edgar wasn't turned off by it.