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Title: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2020, 04:49:24 PM
a serial pooper.  This lady was arrested yesterday in Massachusetts after pulling up in the parking lot of a grocery store 8 times in roughly a month, getting out and dropping a growler.  The manager said he would constantly arrive to open the store and find a steamy Saban piled in the parking lot.  However, yesterday a cop happened to be patrolling and saw her hang that ass out the Lincoln and grow a tail.  Okay, so you're mad at the store for whatever.  One dump is acceptable.  Maybe two depending on your level of pissed off.  But this was apparently the morning routine.  She looks happy.

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Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: GH2001 on January 24, 2020, 04:52:03 PM
Kaos would nail it.....after 7-8 whiskey sours. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 24, 2020, 04:59:03 PM
Found Sani's next wife
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 24, 2020, 05:00:39 PM
Kaos would nail it.....after 7-8 whiskey sours.
She's probably not bad after 7-8 whiskeys and when she's not all cryin' and got her make up did....and she doesn't have dooky smeared all over her butt.
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Kaos on January 24, 2020, 05:07:53 PM
Kaos would nail it.....after 7-8 whiskey sours.
Thankfully I don't drink brown liquor. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: wesfau2 on January 24, 2020, 05:37:59 PM
Technically, we're all serial poopers.

Uncle Sani would tell this woman to quit copping his style.
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: bottomfeeder on January 24, 2020, 06:39:59 PM
I see we got the "LIKE" button fixt.
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: GH2001 on January 24, 2020, 09:04:54 PM
Technically, we're all serial poopers.

Uncle Sani would tell this woman to quit copping his style.
Sani goes next level with that shit. Literally. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Saniflush on January 28, 2020, 10:40:33 AM
After a refreshing week of diving in Roatan I am back to comment...

She's a fucking amateur.  You never doing in the same place twice.  Nobody here ever saw me shit in the same LSU truck twice did they?  Thought not!
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 28, 2020, 11:18:43 AM
After a refreshing week of diving in Roatan I am back to comment...

She's a fucking amateur.  You never doing in the same place twice.  Nobody here ever saw me shit in the same LSU truck twice did they?  Thought not!
You have a point.  And nobody really wants that mental picture more than once either.

On the dive note, I showed my sister your bookfaces dive pictures.  It got her thinking about getting back into it. She was big into diving for years until about a year ago when she had an equipment malfunction and just about bought the big one at 60 feet.  Really shook her up and she hasn't been since. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: CCTAU on January 28, 2020, 11:23:36 AM
You have a point.  And nobody really wants that mental picture more than once either.

On the dive note, I showed my sister your bookfaces dive pictures.  It got her thinking about getting back into it. She was big into diving for years until about a year ago when she had an equipment malfunction and just about bought the big one at 60 feet.  Really shook her up and she hasn't been since.
Funny...not funny.
My sister used to dive all the time also. She too had a device malfunction and thought she was dying. I think she was closer to 100 ft. Has not been back one time since! Not even an inkling of desire.
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Saniflush on January 28, 2020, 11:34:24 AM
You have a point.  And nobody really wants that mental picture more than once either.

On the dive note, I showed my sister your bookfaces dive pictures.  It got her thinking about getting back into it. She was big into diving for years until about a year ago when she had an equipment malfunction and just about bought the big one at 60 feet.  Really shook her up and she hasn't been since.
What kind of malfunction? 

You ought to get into it.  
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Kaos on January 28, 2020, 11:39:05 AM
Funny...not funny.
My sister used to dive all the time also. She too had a device malfunction and thought she was dying. I think she was closer to 100 ft. Has not been back one time since! Not even an inkling of desire.

That's a pretty deep muff. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Godfather on January 28, 2020, 12:23:41 PM
That's a pretty deep muff.
That's a pretty deep muff. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 28, 2020, 12:26:10 PM
That's a pretty deep muff.
Why did you say it twice?
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: GH2001 on January 28, 2020, 12:28:22 PM
Why did you say it twice?
Rape?
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 28, 2020, 12:35:21 PM
Rape?
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Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Godfather on January 28, 2020, 02:02:23 PM
Why did you say it twice?
I didn't
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Godfather on January 28, 2020, 02:07:36 PM
Rape?
You get -197.63 points....why so high you wonder.  Because it's like the only damn movie Snaggle actually knows/uses quotes from and you fucked it up.
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 28, 2020, 02:36:55 PM
You get -197.63 points....why so high you wonder.  Because it's like the only damn movie Snaggle actually knows/uses quotes from and you fucked it up.
Wait just a damn minute.  I saw Airplane and at least half of Blazing Saddles.  Plus, I've heard a lot about Caddyshack.
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: GH2001 on January 28, 2020, 09:01:50 PM
You get -197.63 points....why so high you wonder.  Because it's like the only damn movie Snaggle actually knows/uses quotes from and you fucked it up.
You lose points now for keeping the old man confused? I thought that was the whole point. 
Title: Re: The Face Of....
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 29, 2020, 09:40:36 AM
You lose points now for keeping the old man confused? I thought that was the whole point.
Confused my ass.  My mind is as sharp as......Hey, are those donuts?