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Title: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Kaos on December 10, 2019, 03:13:59 PM
There are random things that piss me off.  Random.  Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.  

1) The phrase "claps back."  Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article.  Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.  I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade.  The drag queens "clapped back."   Fuck that.  I hate it.  

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman."  Just fuck you.  My dog is smarter than you are.  Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.  

I may add more later.   Those are the two immediate entries.  
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Godfather on December 10, 2019, 03:46:36 PM
There are random things that piss me off.  Random.  Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy. 

1) The phrase "claps back."  Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article.  Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.  I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade.  The drag queens "clapped back."  Fuck that.  I hate it. 

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman."  Just fuck you.  My dog is smarter than you are.  Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass. 

I may add more later.  Those are the two immediate entries. 

What about if the stripper claps back?  I kinda like that.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 10, 2019, 03:59:44 PM
What about if the stripper claps back?  I kinda like that.
That's inhooman
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2019, 09:36:46 PM
Sorry to interrupt guys but does anyone know where I may find a fossilized Great Dane dick? At a reasonable price?
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 14, 2019, 07:37:25 PM
Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 14, 2019, 07:58:43 PM
Michelle Obama's round ass mug on the cover of every magazine at the checkout counter.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Kaos on December 14, 2019, 08:29:07 PM
Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
Damn straight.  The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that. 

And no more of Moosechelle Obuffalobama anywhere.  
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 15, 2019, 08:26:35 PM
Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Godfather on December 16, 2019, 12:08:53 PM
WT's headwound
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2019, 02:00:28 PM
WT's headwound
The zipper is pretty cool though
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 02:10:41 PM
Damn straight.  The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that.


This cracks me the fuck up.  

Oh no!  Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people!  Clutch the pearls!
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 16, 2019, 02:11:10 PM
WT's headwound
Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 16, 2019, 02:12:38 PM
This cracks me the fuck up. 

Oh no!  Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people!  Clutch the pearls!

and how do you know this about the gays?
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 02:42:53 PM
Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......


I had your back. 
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 16, 2019, 03:11:48 PM
I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......


I had your back.
Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 03:15:13 PM
Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
Oh that's okay.  We've cashed in big time on those. 
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: CCTAU on December 16, 2019, 03:34:50 PM
Hope Solo nudes...
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2019, 03:37:21 PM
The LIMU Emu
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 04:00:05 PM
The LIMU Emu
And Doug?
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2019, 04:24:40 PM
And Doug?
Nah, Doug's cool
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 04:33:06 PM
Nah, Doug's cool
Liberty Bibbity

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QRREDL59u_o/maxresdefault.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQRREDL59u_o&psig=AOvVaw2ttCxa7qxSzBioijHt34df&ust=1576617726276000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPiW7_CMu-YCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 04:38:18 PM
Hope Solo nudes...
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 16, 2019, 04:43:06 PM
Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 16, 2019, 04:55:25 PM
That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
Your words have meaning, pale face.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: CCTAU on December 16, 2019, 06:21:27 PM
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!”
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 16, 2019, 07:02:06 PM
I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
I don't care if they are around, I just don't want them trying to fuck me or my cats.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 07:05:03 PM
Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!”
Some of you should look up the definition and uses of "imminently."
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: GH2001 on December 16, 2019, 07:35:00 PM
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope. 

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 08:01:29 PM
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.

Looks fine to me.

Just sayin.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: GH2001 on December 16, 2019, 09:19:25 PM
I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.

Looks fine to me.

Just sayin.

I chortled. 
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 16, 2019, 10:38:46 PM
I chortled.
<Liked>
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2019, 09:09:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/sxrP9Iw.png)
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: CCTAU on December 17, 2019, 01:07:14 PM
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Godfather on December 17, 2019, 01:12:05 PM
Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
Listen if you fuckers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: bottomfeeder on December 17, 2019, 06:12:33 PM
Listen if you fuckers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
I kind of like curtains.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 17, 2019, 07:30:37 PM
I never want to see CCTAU's sausage in Snagg's mouth.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on December 18, 2019, 12:05:12 AM
Hope Solo nudes...
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: The Six on December 18, 2019, 08:50:02 AM
The Geico Lizard

ACC Coastal football
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: The Six on December 18, 2019, 08:51:19 AM
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8V4nF9oOI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8V4nF9oOI)
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: CCTAU on December 18, 2019, 09:38:26 AM
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Saniflush on December 18, 2019, 10:03:27 AM
They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds.  Hmmm, let's see.  "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: CCTAU on December 18, 2019, 10:15:08 AM
I never want to see CCTAU's sausage in Snagg's mouth.
Unless you were hiding in the bushes, you didn’t see it the first time!
It was a small intimate group.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2019, 10:32:05 AM
Unless you were hiding in the bushes, you didn’t see it the first time!
It was a small intimate group.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2019, 10:42:25 AM
Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds.  Hmmm, let's see.  "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
Testify!
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2019, 10:44:58 AM
Unless you were hiding in the bushes, you didn’t see it the first time!
It was a small intimate group.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/4pMX5rJ4PYAEM/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2019, 11:24:38 AM
Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds.  Hmmm, let's see.  "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
<LIKE>
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: CCTAU on December 18, 2019, 11:45:56 AM
Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds.  Hmmm, let's see.  "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
Standards!
Y’all  ain’t got naern!
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: Snaggletiger on December 18, 2019, 11:52:39 AM
Yeah, no way I'd hit this.  (Translation:  Snags would be begging for mercy)

(https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/49-Hottest-Hope-Solo-Bikini-Pictures-Will-Make-Your-Hands-Want-Her.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fbestofcomicbooks.com%2Fhope-solo-bikini-pictures%2F&psig=AOvVaw1E06q-kcpKBc7VDOhmN8_o&ust=1576773503618000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCMjFyZ_Rv-YCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAR)
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: The Six on December 18, 2019, 12:33:47 PM
They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
I can never go to an Arby's after that. 
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: AUTiger1 on December 18, 2019, 03:41:38 PM
I can never go to an Arby's after that.
I would gladly eat that roast beef sandwich!  HOPE SOLO!  SHE HAS THE MEATS!

In all seriousness, the first one that says they wouldn't hit or go down on it, is a lying MF.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: WiregrassTiger on December 18, 2019, 04:11:28 PM
I would gladly eat that roast beef sandwich!  HOPE SOLO!  SHE HAS THE MEATS!

In all seriousness, the first one that says they wouldn't hit or go down on it, is a lying MF.
I have no beef with you or anyone else on here. But I’m sick of the incessant shit talking.

Lots of big hats and no cattle round this motherfucker.

Case and point, Wes walking around in a boss Hog hat talking how hard he’d hit it. To CTEAU’s credit, he is right about the pics of hope.

If she sat on Wes, he’d disappear. The only trace of him left may be if his Nike’s came off as her pussy envelopes him.

He might could hit it with a 2x4 strapped cross way his ass, yes. Otherwise, no. Motherfucker not only ain’t hitting it he is not even hitting the sides.

Did I spank off to it, sure. And probably will later, too. But that is nothing more than mommy part. 

I think she may have dated black men.
Title: Re: Things I never want to see again
Post by: wesfau2 on December 18, 2019, 04:18:23 PM
I have no beef with you or anyone else on here. But I’m sick of the incessant shit talking.

Lots of big hats and no cattle round this motherfucker.

Case and point, Wes walking around in a boss Hog hat talking how hard he’d hit it. To CTEAU’s credit, he is right about the pics of hope.

If she sat on Wes, he’d disappear. The only trace of him left may be if his Nike’s came off as her pussy envelopes him.

He might could hit it with a 2x4 strapped cross way his ass, yes. Otherwise, no. Motherfucker not only ain’t hitting it he is not even hitting the sides.

Did I spank off to it, sure. And probably will later, too. But that is nothing more than mommy part.

I think she may have dated black men.


I don't wear Nikes.  Fuck Phil Knight.