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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Kaos on December 10, 2019, 03:13:59 PM
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There are random things that piss me off. Random. Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.
1) The phrase "claps back." Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article. Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw. I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade. The drag queens "clapped back." Fuck that. I hate it.
2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman." Just fuck you. My dog is smarter than you are. Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.
I may add more later. Those are the two immediate entries.
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There are random things that piss me off. Random. Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.
1) The phrase "claps back." Fuck you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article. Just fuck you with a rusty chainsaw. I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade. The drag queens "clapped back." Fuck that. I hate it.
2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman." Just fuck you. My dog is smarter than you are. Ram a fossilized great dane dick up your ass.
I may add more later. Those are the two immediate entries.
What about if the stripper claps back? I kinda like that.
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What about if the stripper claps back? I kinda like that.
That's inhooman
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Sorry to interrupt guys but does anyone know where I may find a fossilized Great Dane dick? At a reasonable price?
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Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
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Michelle Obama's round ass mug on the cover of every magazine at the checkout counter.
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Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
Damn straight. The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that.
And no more of Moosechelle Obuffalobama anywhere.
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Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. Shit makes me want to puke.
I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
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WT's headwound
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WT's headwound
The zipper is pretty cool though
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Damn straight. The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that.
This cracks me the fuck up.
Oh no! Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people! Clutch the pearls!
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WT's headwound
Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.
i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
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This cracks me the fuck up.
Oh no! Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people! Clutch the pearls!
and how do you know this about the gays?
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Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.
i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......
I had your back.
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I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......
I had your back.
Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.
Thank you.
sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
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Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.
Thank you.
sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
Oh that's okay. We've cashed in big time on those.
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Hope Solo nudes...
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The LIMU Emu
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The LIMU Emu
And Doug?
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And Doug?
Nah, Doug's cool
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Nah, Doug's cool
Liberty Bibbity
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Hope Solo nudes...
So you're cool with the gays.
Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
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Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
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That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
Your words have meaning, pale face.
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So you're cool with the gays.
Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!â€
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I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
I don't care if they are around, I just don't want them trying to fuck me or my cats.
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Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!â€
Some of you should look up the definition and uses of "imminently."
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So you're cool with the gays.
Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.
I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
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True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.
I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.
Looks fine to me.
Just sayin.
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I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.
Looks fine to me.
Just sayin.
I chortled.
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I chortled.
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True technically. But....Dick in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.
I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
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Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
Listen if you fuckers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
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Listen if you fuckers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
I kind of like curtains.
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I never want to see CCTAU's sausage in Snagg's mouth.
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Hope Solo nudes...
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall. What is wrong with this place???
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The Geico Lizard
ACC Coastal football
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At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall. What is wrong with this place???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8V4nF9oOI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct8V4nF9oOI)
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At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall. What is wrong with this place???
They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
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They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds. Hmmm, let's see. "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
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I never want to see CCTAU's sausage in Snagg's mouth.
Unless you were hiding in the bushes, you didn’t see it the first time!
It was a small intimate group.
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Unless you were hiding in the bushes, you didn’t see it the first time!
It was a small intimate group.
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Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds. Hmmm, let's see. "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
Testify!
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Unless you were hiding in the bushes, you didn’t see it the first time!
It was a small intimate group.
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Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds. Hmmm, let's see. "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
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Wasn't that scarring. I have held out of this discussion because everyone has their favorite flavors but any of you that would not have hit that shit with impunity are outside your minds. Hmmm, let's see. "In shape, attractive, obviously not shy about getting dirty....Damn look at those lips, fuck no I'm outta here."
Standards!
Y’all ain’t got naern!
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Yeah, no way I'd hit this. (Translation: Snags would be begging for mercy)
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They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
I can never go to an Arby's after that.
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I can never go to an Arby's after that.
I would gladly eat that roast beef sandwich! HOPE SOLO! SHE HAS THE MEATS!
In all seriousness, the first one that says they wouldn't hit or go down on it, is a lying MF.
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I would gladly eat that roast beef sandwich! HOPE SOLO! SHE HAS THE MEATS!
In all seriousness, the first one that says they wouldn't hit or go down on it, is a lying MF.
I have no beef with you or anyone else on here. But I’m sick of the incessant shit talking.
Lots of big hats and no cattle round this motherfucker.
Case and point, Wes walking around in a boss Hog hat talking how hard he’d hit it. To CTEAU’s credit, he is right about the pics of hope.
If she sat on Wes, he’d disappear. The only trace of him left may be if his Nike’s came off as her pussy envelopes him.
He might could hit it with a 2x4 strapped cross way his ass, yes. Otherwise, no. Motherfucker not only ain’t hitting it he is not even hitting the sides.
Did I spank off to it, sure. And probably will later, too. But that is nothing more than mommy part.
I think she may have dated black men.
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I have no beef with you or anyone else on here. But I’m sick of the incessant shit talking.
Lots of big hats and no cattle round this motherfucker.
Case and point, Wes walking around in a boss Hog hat talking how hard he’d hit it. To CTEAU’s credit, he is right about the pics of hope.
If she sat on Wes, he’d disappear. The only trace of him left may be if his Nike’s came off as her pussy envelopes him.
He might could hit it with a 2x4 strapped cross way his ass, yes. Otherwise, no. Motherfucker not only ain’t hitting it he is not even hitting the sides.
Did I spank off to it, sure. And probably will later, too. But that is nothing more than mommy part.
I think she may have dated black men.
I don't wear Nikes. Fuck Phil Knight.