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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on November 25, 2019, 11:36:02 AM
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Something neato-keen to think about for the skirt this Christmas. I just ordered Snagette what amounts to a taser that we saw at a market a couple of weeks back. Got one for our daughter while we were there. These are hand sized thingies that look like, and actually are a flashlight. But press another button and touch someone with it and their day, or night, will become somewhat less than enjoyable. They sound like a bug zapper on a heavy dose of steroids and they say it will put a grown ass man in the fetal position, sucking his thumb for quite a while. The company is called Damsel in Defense. And no, they're not vibrators you sick bastards.
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Don't taze me bro
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If I know snaggette, and I do, very well, due to the phallic nature of this device, she won’t be using this to tase.
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Why are you suggesting electric dildos?
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So, you're asking for one of these for Christmas?
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Think how many of those electric dildos you could sell if you slapped an Alabama A on it.