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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2019, 10:15:25 AM
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Huge week that could set the tone for the rest of the season for several teams. Most notably, Arkansas. Wait...what?
After getting embarrassed on their home field in front of countless dozens, the Hogs get to follow that up with a trip to the Crapstoned. The good news is that they won't have to face the greatest QB to ever play the game at any level. In addition, they have to face a Mack Jones that's certainly less than 100% after the beating he took when a Tennessee player stood up. No need for analysis. Bama can stay vanilla all day and win by 30+.
Bama 45
Arky 10
The Swolhio State Bulkeyes look like the best overall team in football just about every year until they have one of those WTF games like they did last year against The Due. To me, they look like the best all around team this year as well, outside of maybe Oklahoma. The Badger Badger Badger game was shaping up to be the game of the week over LSU and Auburn, but Wisky laid an egg against The Fighting iLLiNi. Now, the game looks like an afterthought. I watched OSU against Northwestern last week. No, not the most formidable of opponents, but the fact that the Nuts consistently rotate 13 guys across their front D-line is impressive. Better game than most think, but in the end:
tOSU 35
Wisconsin 21
That big ass cocktail party will happen again Saturday. Florida is coming off a nice win against the Gamepenises on the road. I think every game Trask plays, makes him more comfortable and hopefully, he'll be well settled into the position when they face Fuck Georgia. FUGA was far less than impressive against the Mildcats the week after the Cocks handed them an embarrassing loss. I might give a bit of a pass based on the weather last week and think FG was playing it close to the vest, chest, best...whatever the term is. However, it's clear the nasty mutts aren't playing like the second best team in the world, right after Bama. Florida gets several injured defenders back this week. I'm calling it. Praying for it.
Florida 28
FUGA 24
I'll be in New Orleans this weekend chaperoning mini and a friend while they go to Voodoo-fest. It's supposed to pour like broke dick dog all day Friday and most of Saturday. I'll be dropping them off at the concert venue and finding a spot on Bourbon Street to wet the whistle and take in some college foosballz, including AU vs. LSU. Vegas has us about an 11 point dog. That may be legit based on the way they've been scoring. No need to break this one down. We've all done that this week and to me, it's pretty simple. If Malzahn selects the right plays from his laminated sheet of Jeenyus, we win. If he doesn't realize he's holding it upside down, we get a foot up the ass. I will say this, though. If it's close, we tote a loss out of Red Stick. The SEC (Refs) are not going to allow the GAME OF THE CENTURY to be in jeopardy. Despite that, my pick:
Auburn 33
LSU 28
Thoughts, perderksherns, orange mocha latte?
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Why aren't you going to the game? Chizzad has the NOLA Auburn Club going on buses and there is still space available.
https://twitter.com/AUNOLAClub/status/1186853776797376513?s=20
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Momma, why does Tuer look diff'rnt? 38
Longing for Bulimia 21
Dotting their "I"s 28
Mushroom, mushroom 14
Jorts and hunches 31
Jorts and mullets 24
Y2K seems so long ago 24
We got your Y2YAWYAW 38
Chizad 0
Bus -9
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What the hell is a Jizzad?
Is that like a Chopper2.0?
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What the hell is a Jizzad?
Is that like a Chopper2.0?
I'm told a Chopper2.0 is an internet sensation. Not sure about a Jizzad...maybe one of those Mojave cults?
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What the hell is a Jizzad?
Is that like a Chopper2.0?
Hey big man, lemme' hold a dollar.
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Cocktail Party is the next weekend no?
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What's a roostertail?
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What's a roostertail?
When the watersaboilin' you tie one of these on, cast it in the river and reel it it.
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Cocktail Party is the next weekend no?
Well fuck me. Just save that perderkshern for next week.
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Well fuck me. Just save that perderkshern for next week.
I was so close to liking your post too.
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And no one is going to talk about the North Texas/Charlotte game? No one? Pfffttttt, and you call yourselves football fans! HA!
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Well fudge me. Just save that perderkshern for next week.
You sure screwed that mojo
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Corn dogs-38
AU- I'm going to start drinking now.
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Imma comment, but not predict any scores. I didn't know if any of you, guys/gurls/and those who can't decide, knew about this. Turn up the speaker(s).
https://www.facebook.com/allieconstance/posts/10156800554286452
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You sure screwed that mojo
Oh I'm quite used to seeing up the mojo.
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LSU 24
Auburn 31
Derick Brown is about to get revenge for being held all last year.
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LSU 24
Auburn 31
Derick Brown is about to get revenge for being held all last year.
He did play a helluva game.
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He did play a helluva game.
And got held even more than last year.
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And got held even more than last year.
I know there is a conspiracy involving the SEC and undefeated, highly ranked teams with respect to officiating in their favor. It's disgusting.
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I got one prediction right. I said if it's close, the SEC will not allow the GAME OF THE CENTURY to be tainted in any way. What did we have....16 penalties?
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I got one prediction right. I said if it's close, the SEC will not allow the GAME OF THE CENTURY to be tainted in any way. What did we have....16 penalties?
While I agree the calls were awful - they dominated us regardless. Stat wise it wasn’t close. We have bigger issues on O than no calls which were 90+% on our D Line. LSU D is awful which is what makes this sting even worse. Fucking vandy looked better agaisnt LSU D than we did. Penalties or not. Yella Fella reaching out to big game Bob yet?
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While I agree the calls were awful - they dominated us regardless. Stat wise it wasn’t close. We have bigger issues on O than no calls which were 90+% on our D Line. LSU D is awful which is what makes this sting even worse. Fucking vandy looked better agaisnt LSU D than we did. Penalties or not. Yella Fella reaching out to big game Bob yet?
I think you know my frustration during the game whilst texting among the ourselves. You know, the real group text. The ONLY one that matters and includes real football minds.
LSU took the game over momentum-wise, by the end of the 3rd with consistently pinning us deep. The offense was anemic in getting us out of the hole and the D couldn't keep an offense like that down forever. The stats domination was strictly due to our offense not being able to produce jack squat for almost on entire half of football.
Two main factors IMO. First, the mind-numbingly bad play calling by Mr. Malzahn. His obsession with running a back into the middle of a very average line repeatedly and in all situations, basically rendered 6 or 7 possessions useless. I could go into specifics, but what's the point? Second, when we did try and make something happen, we couldn't get it done because we have a wildly inaccurate QB. He's making the simplest of passes an adventure or downright fail. I don't know how to explain it. Don't know how to cure it. I can't blame that on Gus outside of not going to Gatewood for a few series. Nix simply can't hit the broad side of my ass from 5 yards away.
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A well coached QB could hit that ass
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A well coached QB could hit that ass
You know what Gus' answer to this will be? Hire Patrick Nix as OC (next sacrifice in line).