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Title: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 24, 2019, 12:23:09 PM
Since Snaggs is finally feeling the full effect of his 64th year on this earth and has slowed down to turtle speed, I'll kick us off.


Thursday:
Memphis - 31    Navy - 21

Friday:
Arizona St - 27   Cal - 21

Saturday:
Bama - 50 something    Cold Piss - Negative eleventy

Clemson - 35   North Carolina - 10

UVA - 24    Notre Dame - 21

Washington - 34    USC - 28

TX A&M - Forgive them father   Arkansas - LOL

KY - 24     USCE - 14

Good Guys - 27     Mississippi Bull Pussy - 24

Game of the week:
The Fighting Joey Freshwater's - 38    Charlotte - 21

This is going a slobber knocker for the ages until late third quarter when Charlotte tires out and the Atlantics of Florida take control.


I didn't realize that Utah and WSU game will be the 9:00PM kickoff.  Should be a decent game to watch.  I will probably tune in and fall asleep in the recliner at halftime.

Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: djsimp on September 24, 2019, 12:49:14 PM
Since Snaggs is finally feeling the full effect of his 64th year on this earth and has slowed down to turtle speed, I'll kick us off.


Thursday:
Memphis - 31    Navy - 21

Friday:
Arizona St - 27  Cal - 21

Saturday:
Bama - 50 something    Cold Piss - Negative eleventy

Clemson - 35  North Carolina - 10

UVA - 24    Notre Dame - 21

Washington - 34    USC - 28

TX A&M - Forgive them father  Arkansas - LOL

KY - 24    USCE - 14

Good Guys - 27    Mississippi Bull Pussy - 24

Game of the week:
The Fighting Joey Freshwater's - 38    Charlotte - 21

This is going a slobber knocker for the ages until late third quarter when Charlotte tires out and the Atlantics of Florida take control.


I didn't realize that Utah and WSU game will be the 9:00PM kickoff.  Should be a decent game to watch.  I will probably tune in and fall asleep in the recliner at halftime.

Really, outside what of Auburn, the Memphis game is the only one I am curious about. That to me looks like a really solid team to watch our for. Glad Auburn isn't playing them this year. The 10/12 Memphis/Tulane game should be interesting.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 24, 2019, 12:55:07 PM
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Good Guys - 27    Mississippi Bull Pussy - 24
You're kidding, right? I just can't fathom being at home and having the fanbase shit their pants over this one. The players and coaches aren't going to do that. I know they give us fits, but dayum, 3 points?

Personally, I think we finally get our shit together on offense and put up some big numbers. I do believe MooState has some offensive weapons, however, our Dline will put up a mailbox in their backfield.

Their defense is suspect in some areas and I believe Gus will continue to wear them out by running perimeter plays and short/intermidiate passing routes (with an occasional deep ball). The hurry-up seems to be a work in progress, so he's going to the perimeter until we can work out the kinks. He's planning and they are executing.

AU - 56
cowbells - 16

230 passing
195 yards rushing
Tutt takes one to the house and the defense scores one as well.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Token on September 24, 2019, 01:36:13 PM
Last weekend wasn’t the greatest. I’m now 14-9 on the year so I’m up a little after losing the juice. 

My picks for this week....

Purdue +1
Iowa State -2.5
Auburn/MSU u46.5
La Tech -9
Kentucky +3
Fresno St -17.5
Nevada -2.5
Ohio State/Nebraska u67.5
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 24, 2019, 02:33:44 PM
Try our barbecue, dammit  38
Fighting PCTers  13


HPVU  20
We hate the trombone  28


Strap the students into their seats  eleventy billion
We were relevant those 2 years  28


Fighting Spicolis  30
Dabbing Coachy  12


We almost beat fuck Georgia twice  28
Basketball cheaters  17


fuck Georgia's rejects  31
We want to be #2   28


Never go aTm  77
Ever yield   6


We suck   20
We suck more  13


Jonesing for an extension   31
We miss Dak?   13


Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 24, 2019, 02:43:59 PM
Tracker Apps:  58

That's What You Get For Beating Us: 17


Bonfire:  40

Dumpster Fire:  20


Here Comes The Boom:  30

You Need To Shove That Cowbell Up Your Ass:  10
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 24, 2019, 04:12:57 PM
Damn!  Y'all feel better about the game than I do apparently.  We come off a good road win and MSU has always given us fits.  I think we have a let down and don't play like we did last week.  I am hoping y'all are right and I am wrong.  I am going to try and keep an eye on the games I listed and veg out. I can't believe none of you had anything to say about the game of the week!!!  What the hell is wrong with you people?!!?  It's like I don't even know you anymore! 
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 24, 2019, 04:25:13 PM
I can't believe none of you had anything to say about the game of the week!!!  What the hell is wrong with you people?!!?  It's like I don't even know you anymore!
That was in another thread.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: chinook on September 24, 2019, 04:32:03 PM
i'm predicting fuzzy lined crocs.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 25, 2019, 09:12:57 AM
i'm predicting fuzzy lined crocs.
I would like this if someone would fix the damn like button thingy.  If only there was someone who could do that...……..
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 25, 2019, 09:44:34 AM
I would like this if someone would fix the damn like button thingy.  If only there was someone who could do that...……..
If only...
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: The Six on September 25, 2019, 10:23:05 AM
Teams that score more than other teams will win. 
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Saniflush on September 25, 2019, 10:32:26 AM
I would like this if someone would fix the damn like button thingy.  If only there was someone who could do that...……..
Everyone else's works....just not yours.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 25, 2019, 10:56:20 AM
Teams that score more than other teams will win.
You couldn't be any more wrong.  It HAS to be your bull.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 25, 2019, 02:15:56 PM
Everyone else's works....just not yours.
This is not what I pay for. 
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: The Six on September 26, 2019, 08:36:43 AM
Jeffersonians - 24
Our Father/Hail Mary - 21

Got Blown Out By Clemson - 45
Got Blown Out By NCAA - 13

Urban's Leftovers - 42
Not UCF - 20

Blues Tigers - 26
Ships Ahoy - 13

F-ing Commies - 20
Solar Demons - 13

Weed is Legal - 27
College is easy (if your parents are rich and pay) - 17

The Other Mormons - 19
Pirate Cougs - 14

Lean on Boobie - 24
Edom Cheese - 20

Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2019, 10:37:30 AM
My Pre-Dick-Shun for Saturday is several more gallons of ass sweat.  Snags Lite just HAS to go to this game for some reason.  He works until 3:00 on Saturday so we'll be arriving on the Planes about 20 minutes prior to kick off.  Said late arrival means a 2 mile walk in 96 degree heat without proper lubrication beforehand.

Damn it, sober and sweaty is no way to watch Auburn football.
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: The Six on September 26, 2019, 12:57:20 PM
My Pre-richard-Shun for Saturday is several more gallons of ass sweat.  Snags Lite just HAS to go to this game for some reason.  He works until 3:00 on Saturday so we'll be arriving on the Planes about 20 minutes prior to kick off.  Said late arrival means a 2 mile walk in 96 degree heat without proper lubrication beforehand.

Damn it, sober and sweaty is no way to watch Auburn football.
Tots and pears
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: chinook on September 26, 2019, 06:40:12 PM
My Pre-Dick-Shun for Saturday is several more gallons of ass sweat.  Snags Lite just HAS to go to this game for some reason.  He works until 3:00 on Saturday so we'll be arriving on the Planes about 20 minutes prior to kick off.  Said late arrival means a 2 mile walk in 96 degree heat without proper lubrication beforehand.

Damn it, sober and sweaty is no way to watch Auburn football.

(https://i.imgur.com/XV3bRdT.png)
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 26, 2019, 08:10:20 PM
My Pre-Dick-Shun for Saturday is several more gallons of ass sweat.  Snags Lite just HAS to go to this game for some reason.  He works until 3:00 on Saturday so we'll be arriving on the Planes about 20 minutes prior to kick off.  Said late arrival means a 2 mile walk in 96 degree heat without proper lubrication beforehand.

Damn it, sober and sweaty is no way to watch Auburn football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hYGtXIqDa0
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2019, 08:38:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XV3bRdT.png)
Can I I pick that up on Amazon?
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: jmar on September 27, 2019, 07:58:00 AM
Damn!  Y'all feel better about the game than I do apparently.  We come off a good road win and MSU has always given us fits.  I think we have a let down and don't play like we did last week.  I am hoping y'all are right and I am wrong.  I am going to try and keep an eye on the games I listed and veg out. I can't believe none of you had anything to say about the game of the week!!!  What the hell is wrong with you people?!!?  It's like I don't even know you anymore!
Hard to get up every week and State's a tough bunch. Hope I'm wrong as well.
But if we are to win big we're gonna have to inflict one of Kevin Steele's nightmares on them.

Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: chinook on September 27, 2019, 11:43:11 AM
Can I I pick that up on Amazon?


A to Z
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 27, 2019, 11:48:02 AM
Damn!  Y'all feel better about the game than I do apparently.  We come off a good road win and MSU has always given us fits.  I think we have a let down and don't play like we did last week.  I am hoping y'all are right and I am wrong.  I am going to try and keep an eye on the games I listed and veg out. I can't believe none of you had anything to say about the game of the week!!!  What the hell is wrong with you people?!!?  It's like I don't even know you anymore!
Well clearly, no one can take you seriously when you pick Lane's Losers to win by 17 in this match up.

First off, even though the Owls are on a 2 game winning streak, this one is at Jerry Richardson Stadium, and everybody knows that JRS is a place where many opposing teams have entered, but very few have survived. A veritable wasteland of elite programs. 

And by the way, you do know the 49ers are favored by 1 here, right?  In case you don't know why, and it's obvious that you don't, FAU makes it's living through the air.  Charlotte, on the other hand, has the 12th ranked pass defense in the nation.  I could drop the mic here, but I'll spare you. 

Real prediction:  Charlotte covers...32-30.  And "The Jerry" claims another victim. 
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: The Six on September 28, 2019, 09:16:39 PM
Bo Nix has found the broad side of the barn. In other news, Auburn's lines are pushing around MissStake on both sides of the field. Keep pouring it on, Gustav. 
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: jmar on September 28, 2019, 09:21:07 PM
Bo Nix has found the broad side of the barn. In other news, Auburn's lines are pushing around MissStake on both sides of the field. Keep pouring it on, Gustav.
He's calling his best game in a long, long time.
And I think he isn't done because he's rockin' that hateful sneer.

 
Title: Re: Predictions for week Cinco. Damn snaggs, I'm tired of picking up your slack!!!
Post by: bottomfeeder on September 28, 2019, 10:54:26 PM
I'm glad Joey got to play a bit and the second string defense got some experience. However, it screwed up my perdickshun.

AU - 56

cowbells - 16

I was close.