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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Snaggletiger on September 19, 2019, 01:21:43 PM
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So, Alabama signs a 5 star guy, Antonio Alfano, who has a grandmother he's very close to. She's very ill and on life support. Seems to have messed with the kid's mind and word has it, he's entered the Transfunctioner Capacitator Portals thingy. To their credit, his parents say that the people at Bama have been very supportive; however, Lord Saybinz was just asked about it. His response was that the kid "basically quit".
I heard about it on sports talk this morning as I was coming to work. The first guy that called about it, "Little Al", said that "What Saban was really doing by calling him a quitter, was trying to motivate the guy. Get him to snap out of it and be a man."
The host, former Bama beat writer, agreed 100%. Lord Saybinz, the master psychologist, was just trying to get in the guy's head and make him grow up.
I recall a few years ago when LS went off on one of his numerous kindergarten temper tantrums at his weekly press conference, when asked about depth charts, or getting young guys experience against Cottonwood High School that week, or what he had for breakfast. This one was particularly childish and got a lot of attention. But, it eventually evolved into the narrative of "Saban was just sending a message to his players. He knew exactly what he was doing."
Right!!! And I'm sure there was an offensive lineman sitting in his dorm room that afternoon thinking, "Ya' know, Coach was really giving those reporters hell for asking about how long he wants to coach. I guess I really should work harder on my footwork. I hear ya' loud and clear Lord Saybinz."
The guy will go down as the greatest college coach ever. But, there's no way in hell his fan base, who he now wants to track their whereabouts and punish them if they leave a game early, will ever admit that he's just a short asshole with a Napoleon complex.
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So, Alabama signs a 5 star guy, Antonio Alfano, who has a grandmother he's very close to. She's very ill and on life support. Seems to have messed with the kid's mind and word has it, he's entered the Transfunctioner Capacitator Portals thingy. To their credit, his parents say that the people at Bama have been very supportive; however, Lord Saybinz was just asked about it. His response was that the kid "basically quit".
I heard about it on sports talk this morning as I was coming to work. The first guy that called about it, "Little Al", said that "What Saban was really doing by calling him a quitter, was trying to motivate the guy. Get him to snap out of it and be a man."
The host, former Bama beat writer, agreed 100%. Lord Saybinz, the master psychologist, was just trying to get in the guy's head and make him grow up.
I recall a few years ago when LS went off on one of his numerous kindergarten temper tantrums at his weekly press conference, when asked about depth charts, or getting young guys experience against Cottonwood High School that week, or what he had for breakfast. This one was particularly childish and got a lot of attention. But, it eventually evolved into the narrative of "Saban was just sending a message to his players. He knew exactly what he was doing."
Right!!! And I'm sure there was an offensive lineman sitting in his dorm room that afternoon thinking, "Ya' know, Coach was really giving those reporters hell for asking about how long he wants to coach. I guess I really should work harder on my footwork. I hear ya' loud and clear Lord Saybinz."
The guy will go down as the greatest college coach ever. But, there's no way in hell his fan base, who he now wants to track their whereabouts and punish them if they leave a game early, will ever admit that he's just a short asshole with a Napoleon complex.
When is Waterloo? Please please please please let it be soon.
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So, Alabama signs a 5 star guy, Antonio Alfano, who has a grandmother he's very close to. She's very ill and on life support. Seems to have messed with the kid's mind and word has it, he's entered the Transfunctioner Capacitator Portals thingy. To their credit, his parents say that the people at Bama have been very supportive; however, Lord Saybinz was just asked about it. His response was that the kid "basically quit".
I heard about it on sports talk this morning as I was coming to work. The first guy that called about it, "Little Al", said that "What Saban was really doing by calling him a quitter, was trying to motivate the guy. Get him to snap out of it and be a man."
The host, former Bama beat writer, agreed 100%. Lord Saybinz, the master psychologist, was just trying to get in the guy's head and make him grow up.
I recall a few years ago when LS went off on one of his numerous kindergarten temper tantrums at his weekly press conference, when asked about depth charts, or getting young guys experience against Cottonwood High School that week, or what he had for breakfast. This one was particularly childish and got a lot of attention. But, it eventually evolved into the narrative of "Saban was just sending a message to his players. He knew exactly what he was doing."
Right!!! And I'm sure there was an offensive lineman sitting in his dorm room that afternoon thinking, "Ya' know, Coach was really giving those reporters hell for asking about how long he wants to coach. I guess I really should work harder on my footwork. I hear ya' loud and clear Lord Saybinz."
The guy will go down as the greatest college coach ever. But, there's no way in hell his fan base, who he now wants to track their whereabouts and punish them if they leave a game early, will ever admit that he's just a short asshole with a Napoleon complex.
^^^ Just doesn't get it.
I had been slacking off at work lately, but after I read The Great and Wonderful Lord Sabbin's comment I vow to become a model employee. He's just that damn good.
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And I asked for a customized x Saban/Napoleon gif several years ago and was ridiculed.
So is Blake Barnett still a pariah?
And what makes him any different than any other wayward turd that leaves the universitay?
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^^^ Just doesn't get it.
I had been slacking off at work lately, but after I read The Great and Wonderful Lord Sabbin's comment I vow to become a model employee. He's just that damn good.
(https://img4.goodfon.com/wallpaper/nbig/b/eb/darth-maul-tiomnyi-vladyka-sitkhov-star-wars-lord-sitkhov.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj7nZXGw93kAhUIw1kKHVcqDpQQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.goodfon.com%2Fwallpaper%2Fdarth-maul-tiomnyi-vladyka-sitkhov-star-wars-lord-sitkhov.html&psig=AOvVaw0WxvIk41Lnk0hIb30rIfzH&ust=1569004522794493)
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He fears that Dabo the Nincompoop will eclipse his legacy as the greatest ever.
And that's kinda why we should go after Brent Venables lock, stock and both barrels...but we won't.
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In one sense, I compare LS to The Donald. Love the job he's doing for the country, but please shut the hell up.
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In one sense, I compare LS to The Donald. Love the job he's doing for the country, but please shut the hell up.
I find it refreshing that Jalen Hurts has adopted the same mentality as LS of never "showing" anything positive in his performance when dealing with the press. Just disengenious.
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In one sense, I compare LS to The Donald. Love the job he's doing for the country, but please shut the hell up.
Say what now? :huh:
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Say what now? :huh:
Saban takes exception to anyone that questions him. Trump thumbs his nose at anyone that would doubt him.
Sort of different Snaggle...plus I really like my Prez.
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Say what now? :huh:
^^^See jmar above^^^
Keep doing your job the way you've been doing it, but stop calling everyone who disagrees with you a poo-poo head.
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^^^See jmar above^^^
Keep doing your job the way you've been doing it, but stop calling everyone who disagrees with you a poo-poo head.
Yes but the way I read that is you love the job Saban is doing at bama, but he should shut the hell up. Can I get an amen?
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Yes but the way I read that is you love the job Saban is doing at bama, but he should shut the hell up. Can I get an amen?
I wish the media would shut the hell up about LS
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Yes but the way I read that is you love the job Saban is doing at bama, but he should shut the hell up. Can I get an amen?
No amen for you. jmar gets me.
Fist bump, jmar. Come on, man. Don't leave me hanging.
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jmar....where you at, man?
(https://cdn-prod.medicalnewstoday.com/content/images/articles/259678-clenched-fist.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwia88OE4d3kAhUuwlkKHRqKDJUQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.medicalnewstoday.com%2Farticles%2F259678.php&psig=AOvVaw0h4kBS5c5En0nwgIqQZ--A&ust=1569012452931259)
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jmar....where you at, man?
(https://cdn-prod.medicalnewstoday.com/content/images/articles/259678-clenched-fist.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwia88OE4d3kAhUuwlkKHRqKDJUQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.medicalnewstoday.com%2Farticles%2F259678.php&psig=AOvVaw0h4kBS5c5En0nwgIqQZ--A&ust=1569012452931259)
I'm here brother...Wooooooooooooo!!!
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Let this be a lesson.
Don't doubt jmar!
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Yes but the way I read that is you love the job Saban is doing at bama, but he should shut the hell up. Can I get an amen?
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He can't get enuff, ha!
Say he can't get enuff ow.
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(https://i.imgur.com/gT5iIpw.png)
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Gettin' where everywhere you turn or everything you see has some gay relationship shoved down our throats.
And some of yous like it!
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Gettin' where everywhere you turn or everything you see has some gay relationship shoved down our throats.
And some of yous like it!
Even in politics?
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/2eda8e06fd6624eb2a2fb21570c2e2349bc2b42f/0_171_3153_1892/master/3153.jpg?width=300&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=65a325317cf99a5a4e4101559ef7f9ad) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi5jtyZ693kAhXNx1kKHRcbCZEQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=%2Furl%3Fsa%3Di%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dimages%26cd%3D%26ved%3D%26url%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fus-news%2F2019%2Fmay%2F12%2Fpete-buttigieg-human-rights-campaign-trump%26psig%3DAOvVaw2usRJIKFpI36Oc5daLc1gV%26ust%3D1569015173922500&psig=AOvVaw2usRJIKFpI36Oc5daLc1gV&ust=1569015173922500)
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Even in politics?
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/2eda8e06fd6624eb2a2fb21570c2e2349bc2b42f/0_171_3153_1892/master/3153.jpg?width=300&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=65a325317cf99a5a4e4101559ef7f9ad) (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi5jtyZ693kAhXNx1kKHRcbCZEQjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=%2Furl%3Fsa%3Di%26rct%3Dj%26q%3D%26esrc%3Ds%26source%3Dimages%26cd%3D%26ved%3D%26url%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fus-news%2F2019%2Fmay%2F12%2Fpete-buttigieg-human-rights-campaign-trump%26psig%3DAOvVaw2usRJIKFpI36Oc5daLc1gV%26ust%3D1569015173922500&psig=AOvVaw2usRJIKFpI36Oc5daLc1gV&ust=1569015173922500)
My husband just hates these showy fuckers.
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Good gosh you two needs a room
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Good gosh you two needs a room
(http://www.doseoffunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/terrible-hotel-names-1.jpg)
Is there no end to the pain that you people will put me through?
Seems inviting and adventurous though.
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Back somewhat on topic....After Lord Sabynz comments about the fans/students leaving early my first thought was that if I were one of the mouthbreathers that had left early and had a platform to reply I would have told him that I bought the ticket I would leave whenever the fuck I wanted to....but then I remembered that a mouthbreather would never go against Lord Sabynz.
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Back somewhat on topic....After Lord Sabynz comments about the fans/students leaving early my first thought was that if I were one of the mouthbreathers that had left early and had a platform to reply I would have told him that I bought the ticket I would leave whenever the fuck I wanted to....but then I remembered that a mouthbreather would never go against Lord Sabynz.
Troof!!!