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Title: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2019, 04:44:29 PM

foxy


A picture is worth a thousand words — or, for this eagle-eyed mom (https://www.foxnews.com/category/lifestyle/parenting), a thousand questions.
College (https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle) student Ella Martine from Orange, Calif., recently texted a picture of her new bedroom to her mother, who had reportedly been asking to see it for a while. Unfortunately, Martine forgot to remove a specific item on her headboard — one she preferred her mother not see.

“Moms been asking for pics of my new room…finally sent one…I’m so stupid,” Martine shared in a tweet, which showed the conversation with her mother alongside the picture she sent.
(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2019/08/640/320/Handcuff-Text.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)
One mom was quick to notice something out of the ordinary when her daughter sent her a picture of her new room. (@ella.martine)


Though the picture – which showed a hanging planter, nightstand, bed and chair – seemed innocuous, Martine’s mother was quick to zero in on something out of place.
“Nice,” her mom replies at first, along with a thumb’s up emoji. However, she then follows-up with, “Excepted for the handcuffs???” And sends a final text asking, “What’s up with that[?]”

Though the student tried to cover up the embarrassing item by claiming it was for a “short film” her roommate was filming, she said her mom didn't believe it — and neither did Twitter (https://twitter.com/ella_vdm), where the text exchange has received over 110K likes.

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2019, 04:47:43 PM

I couldn't get said handcuffer or handcuffee's picture to copy/pasta.  But picture fake blonde hair, big, pouty lips and some seriously large fun bags.

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Godfather on August 22, 2019, 04:56:25 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/gdBerxH.png)

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2019, 04:58:00 PM

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2019, 04:47:43 PM

I couldn't get said handcuffer or handcuffee's picture to copy/pasta.  But picture fake blonde hair, big, pouty lips and some seriously large fun bags.

Fake.  Fake.  And fake.

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Kaos on August 22, 2019, 05:05:03 PM

She looks like a grown up Who.  From down in Whoville. 

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 22, 2019, 05:06:27 PM

Quote from: Kaos on August 22, 2019, 05:05:03 PM

She looks like a grown up ho.  From down in hoville.

fixt

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2019, 05:06:34 PM

Quote from: Godfather on August 22, 2019, 04:56:25 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/gdBerxH.png)

You see, this is why I pledge my unwavering devotion to you.

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 22, 2019, 05:08:35 PM

She's no Cindy Lou Who

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81a-WL%2BKSsL._SX425_.jpg) (https://www.amazon.com/Little-Cindy-Sticker-Grinch-Christmas/dp/B0779LLN2Z)

Title: Re: How Is School Going, Honey?
Post by: The Six on August 22, 2019, 05:30:50 PM

Somebody is doing an interdisciplinary study in anatomy and human sexuality, it appears. GUTS 101