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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on August 13, 2019, 02:31:50 PM
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How do I know the season is upon us?
In Chick Fil A wearing an Auburn World Series baseball shirt. Minding my own business. Middle aged jackass in cargo shorts, flip flops and a visor (sorry if that's your standard attire, but IMO that's straight from the daddy douche collection and I hate it) brays "Rawwwll TAHD" at me as I'm walking past him with my bags of food and drinks.
I wanted to waste a milkshake on his smug face. I didn't have a milk shake, though. And it was Chick Fil A so there were standards of decency to be upheld.
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How do I know the season is upon us?
In Chick Fil A wearing an Auburn World Series baseball shirt. Minding my own business. Middle aged jackass in cargo shorts, flip flops and a visor (sorry if that's your standard attire, but IMO that's straight from the daddy douche collection and I hate it) brays "Rawwwll TAHD" at me as I'm walking past him with my bags of food and drinks.
I wanted to waste a milkshake on his smug face. I didn't have a milk shake, though. And it was Chick Fil A so there were standards of decency to be upheld.
I'm telling you, a simple "Bless your heart" stops em' in their tracks every time. They spend the rest of the day wondering if they just got insulted or not.
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Middle aged jackass in cargo shorts, flip flops and a visor (sorry if that's your standard attire, but IMO that's straight from the daddy douche collection and I hate it)
No one's gotten a blow job in cargo shorts since Vietnam!