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Title: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2019, 12:34:15 PM
Can't make this shit up.  foxynewz


White members of a Florida (https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/us-regions/southeast/florida) gang thought they were punishing a black member of their gang when they attempted to forcibly tattoo him with what they thought was a racial slur, police said.
However, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said the group tattooed, “F--k, Niger”, inadvertently cursing the landlocked West African nation. (I chortled)

Authorities said Lucian Evans, Brandon Hayley, Brett Singleton and Mary Elizabeth Durham were trying to punish Michael Hart who apparently violated the gang’s rules, the Miami Herald reported Thursday.

Evans, Hayley and Durham were charged in the Jan. 28 incident. Evans, 40, was charged with aggravated battery, armed robbery, second-degree larceny, fraud and possession of a weapon by a convicted felon, Hayley, 28, was charged with battery, aggravated battery and armed robbery and Durham, 35, was charged with aggravated battery and armed robbery.
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 03, 2019, 01:50:24 PM
(https://www.dailymotion.com/thumbnail/video/x2ix03e)
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2019, 02:21:58 PM
(https://www.dailymotion.com/thumbnail/video/x2ix03e)

 Dark and lonely on a summer's night. Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Watchdog barking. Do he bite? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. Slip in his window. Break his neck. Then his house I start to wreck. Got no reason. What the heck? Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord. C-I-L my land lord!
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Saniflush on May 03, 2019, 03:03:42 PM
(https://www.dailymotion.com/thumbnail/video/x2ix03e)
Wrong sketch character.  -15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_MDCH-W2WU
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: wesfau2 on May 03, 2019, 03:14:21 PM
Wrong sketch character.  -15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_MDCH-W2WU
Jesus, it's like playing cards with my sister's kids.
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Buzz Killington on May 03, 2019, 03:53:01 PM
No, Colonel Sanders...you're wrong.
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Godfather on May 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM
Wrong sketch character.  -15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_MDCH-W2WU
-15 Also wrong sketch character

 (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/art-opening/n8992)https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/prose-and-cons/n8838

 (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/prose-and-cons/n8838)Tyrone Greene is not Mr. Robinson
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Saniflush on May 08, 2019, 07:44:15 AM
-15 Also wrong sketch character

 (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/art-opening/n8992)https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/prose-and-cons/n8838

 (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/prose-and-cons/n8838)Tyrone Greene is not Mr. Robinson
Damn.  Something is wrong with my medulla oblongata
Title: Re: C-I-L-L My Landlord
Post by: Godfather on May 09, 2019, 08:34:24 AM
Damn.  Something is wrong with my medulla oblongata
Do better