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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Kaos on April 22, 2019, 11:34:00 AM
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Charlize Theron says her son decided when he was three that he wanted to be a girl. Now at age seven, this ridiculous mommy part is describing him as 'transgendered' and dressing him as a girl. Being a parent, she says, is "celebrating children as they wish to be, rather than being a guide to direct them."
When I was three years old I wanted to be a puppy. I guess my parents should have chained me up outside and fed me Alpo like Prowler's parents did to him. I also wanted to be a cowboy. I suppose they should have sent me out to a ranch to herd cattle. I wanted to explore space on the Starship Enterprise. More than anything I decided at three that I was Batman. Shame on my parents for not letting me be a billionaire and training night and day to fight criminals. Shame on them! My brother wanted to be a hippo. I guess my folks should have thrown him in the pool and let him wipe turds from his ass with a stub of a tail they could have grafted onto his back.
Charlize Theron is a fool. She's not fit to be a parent and should have her spuzz hole sewn shut.
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I make all of my political decisions based off of her advice. - I am Eve Knievel
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Charlize is one of many that are proud of having a single digit IQ
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And she wonders why she's single?
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And she wonders why she's single?
Oh I’d bang her. But I wouldn’t put a baby in there.
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Oh I’d bang her. But I wouldn’t put a baby in there.
Didn't say I wouldn't hit it. There is plenty of crazy that meets that standard.