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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: Kaos on April 22, 2019, 11:34:00 AM

Title: I am Batman
Post by: Kaos on April 22, 2019, 11:34:00 AM
Charlize Theron says her son decided when he was three that he wanted to be a girl.  Now at age seven, this ridiculous mommy part is describing him as 'transgendered' and dressing him as a girl.  Being a parent, she says, is "celebrating children as they wish to be, rather than being a guide to direct them." 

When I was three years old I wanted to be a puppy.  I guess my parents should have chained me up outside and fed me Alpo like Prowler's parents did to him.  I also wanted to be a cowboy.  I suppose they should have sent me out to a ranch to herd cattle.  I wanted to explore space on the Starship Enterprise.  More than anything I decided at three that I was Batman.  Shame on my parents for not letting me be a billionaire and training night and day to fight criminals.  Shame on them!  My brother wanted to be a hippo.  I guess my folks should have thrown him in the pool and let him wipe turds from his ass with a stub of a tail they could have grafted onto his back.  

Charlize Theron is a fool. She's not fit to be a parent and should have her spuzz hole sewn shut.  
Title: Re: I am Batman
Post by: CCTAU on April 22, 2019, 12:15:05 PM
I make all of my political decisions based off of her advice.  - I am Eve Knievel
Title: Re: I am Batman
Post by: oldautiger on April 22, 2019, 05:06:55 PM
Charlize is one of many that are proud of having a single digit IQ
Title: Re: I am Batman
Post by: Saniflush on April 23, 2019, 08:08:54 AM
And she wonders why she's single?
Title: Re: I am Batman
Post by: Kaos on April 23, 2019, 09:25:57 AM
And she wonders why she's single?
Oh I’d bang her.  But I wouldn’t put a baby in there.  
Title: Re: I am Batman
Post by: Saniflush on April 23, 2019, 09:41:47 AM
Oh I’d bang her.  But I wouldn’t put a baby in there. 
Didn't say I wouldn't hit it.  There is plenty of crazy that meets that standard.