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Title: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2019, 12:50:48 PM
It seems the NFL just rotates the same, old cast of characters during the yearly coaching carousel.  Could be changing a bit with some new faces coming in.

The Cardinals hired Cliff Kingsbury to run the show.  Surprising.  Looks like the Broncos will hire some guy named Vic Fangio.  Sounds like a character on The Sapranos.  Now Cleveland will ink former Bummah QB, Freddie Kitchens.  
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: The Six on January 09, 2019, 12:56:31 PM
It seems the NFL just rotates the same, old cast of characters during the yearly coaching carousel.  Could be changing a bit with some new faces coming in.

The Cardinals hired Cliff Kingsbury to run the show.  Surprising.  Looks like the Broncos will hire some guy named Vic Fangio.  Sounds like a character on The Sapranos.  Now Cleveland will ink former Bummah QB, Freddie Kitchens. 
Fangio has been around the league and it's finally his turn. Kliffy will be gone in two years or less. Fast Freddie has built a good rep as a coach in the league. Good for him. Just wait til Baker throws a duck screen to a RB who fumbles and gives the other team's kicker a chance.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Kaos on January 09, 2019, 01:38:27 PM
Freddie Kitchens is a huge, huge stretch.  If that guy can be a NFL  head coach?  So, too, could I.  Or you. Or even Prowler. 

Second subject. 

I heard some of Stephen A's stereotypical rant about how there weren't enough black coaches, black owners, black general managers.  He used the same tired logic that because 80% of the players are black, 80% of the coaches, owners and GMs should also be black.  

Here's the thing, though.  Those are all businesses.  They're designed to make money.  At this point in time, if the organization felt a black (green, blue, purple, orange or gray) guy would make the product more successful, that's who they'd hire.  And by the same token, the 80% thing doesn't work in any business.  If 80% of my employees only have a high school education should I not hire anyone with a college degree?  

Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2019, 01:57:18 PM
Freddie Kitchens is a huge, huge stretch.  If that guy can be a NFL  head coach?  So, too, could I.  Or you. Or even Prowler.

Second subject.

I heard some of Stephen A's stereotypical rant about how there weren't enough black coaches, black owners, black general managers.  He used the same tired logic that because 80% of the players are black, 80% of the coaches, owners and GMs should also be black. 

Here's the thing, though.  Those are all businesses.  They're designed to make money.  At this point in time, if the organization felt a black (green, blue, purple, orange or gray) guy would make the product more successful, that's who they'd hire.  And by the same token, the 80% thing doesn't work in any business.  If 80% of my employees only have a high school education should I not hire anyone with a college degree? 
Bingo!  Don't understand what color has to do with it anyway.  Why aren't we past that?  If I'm considering Coach A or Coach B for the job, I'm looking at qualifications and who I think can get the job done.  Don't give a rat's ass what color they are.  Except olive.  I will not hire an olive colored coach.  If a black man or woman wants to own an NFL franchise, get the cash together and jump right in next opening. 
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2019, 02:00:44 PM
I'm all about hiring a white, green, blue, purple, orange or gray coach.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2019, 02:25:51 PM
I'm all about hiring a white, green, blue, purple, orange or gray coach.
Racist bastard.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2019, 02:27:16 PM
What about Coach Patricia?

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Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: djsimp on January 09, 2019, 02:55:45 PM
What about Coach Patricia?

(https://scontent.fmxf1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49175123_2211313808912915_8165146782938955776_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fmxf1-1.fna&oh=62c90c77a9277aeb18744a73a4c845af&oe=5CD4E103)
Does it matter if he is black from the waste down? By the way, that pencil needs to be sharpened. 
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: wesfau2 on January 09, 2019, 03:14:35 PM
  Except olive.  I will not hire an olive colored coach. 


Thrilla has a sad.

Pour one out for our swarthy asian homie.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 09, 2019, 03:36:19 PM

Thrilla has a sad.

Pour one out for our swarthy asian homie.
Coach Thrilla?

(https://www.a-league.com.au/sites/aleague/files/aleague/performgroup/2q17c5cixhh1acut59uqnb03.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi3mID4xeHfAhVxneAKHegPDjoQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.a-league.com.au%2Fnews%2F5-asian-based-coaches-wellington-phoenix-job&psig=AOvVaw3jO2Wo1HY5ddwWzKXttvuI&ust=1547152242720207)
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 10, 2019, 09:56:27 AM
There is no room on this board for anti-olivites, mister.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 14, 2019, 02:14:26 PM
Watching Adam Gase being introduced as the Jets new head coach.  What the hell is wrong with his eyes?  He looks like he's either a serial killer or retarded.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 14, 2019, 02:26:15 PM
Watching Adam Gase being introduced as the Jets new head coach.  What the hell is wrong with his eyes?  He looks like he's either a serial killer or retarded.
I'm gonna say Serial Killer, because the coach isn't retarded the Dolphins upper office is.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: CCTAU on January 14, 2019, 03:34:26 PM

Thrilla has a sad.

Pour one out for our swarthy asian homie.
Didn't we used to have a guy on this board by that name?
Did you bastards run him off too?
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: wesfau2 on January 14, 2019, 04:25:49 PM
Didn't we used to have a guy on this board by that name?
Did you bastards run him off too?
He's off making sweet sweet love to his ginger-headed, bowl-cut styling (non) hetero-lifemate.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: CCTAU on January 14, 2019, 04:45:34 PM
He's off making sweet sweet love to his ginger-headed, bowl-cut styling (non) hetero-lifemate.
So we have successfully run off the mexicans and the gays, and we haven't heard from the brutha in a long time.
What is wrong with you people!
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: wesfau2 on January 14, 2019, 05:16:15 PM
What is wrong with you people!


Pump yo brakes.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Kaos on January 14, 2019, 11:17:47 PM
So we have successfully run off the mexicans and the gays, and we haven't heard from the brutha in a long time.
What is wrong with you people!
All the women are gone, too.   

Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 15, 2019, 09:54:13 AM
What about Coach Patricia?

(https://scontent.fmxf1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/49175123_2211313808912915_8165146782938955776_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent.fmxf1-1.fna&oh=62c90c77a9277aeb18744a73a4c845af&oe=5CD4E103)
You are just jealous cause he's rednecker than you
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 15, 2019, 10:04:32 AM
You are just jealous cause he's rednecker than you
I have a Ford F-150.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 15, 2019, 10:16:50 AM
I have a Ford F-150.
He's got way more kick in his drawl...y'all
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 15, 2019, 10:20:51 AM
Watching Adam Gase being introduced as the Jets new head coach.  What the hell is wrong with his eyes?  He looks like he's either a serial killer or retarded.
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crazy_gase.jpg)
I'm watching you Snaggle!
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 15, 2019, 10:32:51 AM
Creepy as hell.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 15, 2019, 10:42:15 AM
Creepy as hell.
Put the fucking lotion on your skin
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: GH2001 on January 15, 2019, 11:48:23 AM
He's got way more kick in his drawl...y'all
They don’t know the genius of Hardy yet. 
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: djsimp on January 15, 2019, 04:59:47 PM
I have a Ford F-150.
Yes but does it have multi-colored doors?
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 15, 2019, 05:02:35 PM
Yes but does it have multi-colored doors?
They're rainbow colored with a matching tailga…….oh wait...I mean, no.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Buzz Killington on January 16, 2019, 11:22:42 AM
They're rainbow colored with a matching tailga…….oh wait...I mean, no.
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2019, 12:03:32 PM
(https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/TqjtXTSERiruifp_x_DNzXmknPY=/480x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/ZG4G62QYIYI6TOHGKZYZBQX5BA.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwju9PS94vLfAhVLba0KHZrjDzAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fsports%2F2019%2F01%2F15%2Feyes-have-it-new-jets-coach-adam-gase-goes-viral-with-facial-expressions%2F&psig=AOvVaw1MWf_ihC4gynubbKbcNfJC&ust=1547744007870145)
Now that I have GF's address, I just need some rope and razor blades.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 16, 2019, 12:41:47 PM
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1084953550747140097
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2019, 12:56:07 PM
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1084953550747140097
Cannot load twat.
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Token on January 16, 2019, 01:09:50 PM
What in the hell is wrong with that guy?
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Kaos on January 16, 2019, 01:24:35 PM
(http://www.tigersx.com/images/crazy_gase.jpg)
I'm watching you Snaggle!
He looks like Putin’s crazy son. 
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Snaggletiger on January 16, 2019, 01:24:52 PM
What in the hell is wrong with that guy?
You can shut the fuck up, Token.  I know where you live.

(https://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/cas6z8/picture224565630/alternates/FREE_768/Jets-GasesEyesFootball.JPG)
Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 16, 2019, 01:30:26 PM
He looks like Putin’s crazy son.
I saw visions of 

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e6eb980329d51d75f172b02c62f59938/tenor.gif?itemid=4408039)


Title: Re: Less Recycling
Post by: Godfather on January 16, 2019, 01:32:32 PM
Cannot load twat.
Carey is a tyrant on the interwebs.