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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: CCTAU on November 29, 2018, 03:59:54 PM

Title: What to name your kid!
Post by: CCTAU on November 29, 2018, 03:59:54 PM: Abcde sounds good, right?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom-accuses-southwest-airlines-employee-publicly-mocking-5-year-olds-name-131855912.html
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2018, 04:08:24 PM: Why in the fickity fuk do parents think it's okay to strap a kid for life with a messed up name they know the child will take shit for.

Like Chris. Or Brian or Jon.
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: CCTAU on November 29, 2018, 04:22:04 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2018, 04:08:24 PM
Why in the fickity fuk do parents think it's okay to strap a kid for life with a messed up name they know the child will take shit for.

Like Chris. Or Brian or Jon.
Wait just a damn minute. It is spelled Xris!
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 29, 2018, 04:44:11 PM: Stop the name shaming people! Oranjello and Shithead agree.
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: GH2001 on November 29, 2018, 11:33:10 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 29, 2018, 04:08:24 PM
Why in the fickity fuk do parents think it's okay to strap a kid for life with a messed up name they know the child will take shit for.

Like Chris. Or Brian or Jon.

You know what. Iâ€™m not speaking to you anymore. Take that.
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: AUJarhead on November 30, 2018, 07:32:18 AM: I was going to name my next child something like Steve, but now, fuck that noise. I donâ€™t want him growing up to chop a life.
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: Godfather on November 30, 2018, 09:24:00 AM: I'm sorry but fuck that mother. You name your kid something dumbass and you don't expect to be made fun of give me a fucking break.

At least they didn't fire the employee.
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2018, 09:59:23 AM: Quote from: AUJarhead on November 30, 2018, 07:32:18 AM
I was going to name my next child something like Steve, but now, fuck that noise. I donâ€™t want him growing up to chop a life.
Starting a new music label. CHOP-A-BITCH RECORDS

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Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2018, 10:44:39 AM: Snags is real close to snacks. And that creates fat kids!
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2018, 10:49:28 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2018, 09:59:23 AM
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That's an idea I can get behind...or in front
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: Kaos on November 30, 2018, 11:58:08 AM: Quote from: CCTAU on November 29, 2018, 03:59:54 PM
Abcde sounds good, right?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom-accuses-southwest-airlines-employee-publicly-mocking-5-year-olds-name-131855912.html
How is it pronounced? Obesity?
Title: Re: What to name your kid!
Post by: CCTAU on November 30, 2018, 01:06:41 PM: Quote from: Kaos on November 30, 2018, 11:58:08 AM
How is it pronounced? Obesity?
The article says "Ab-city". Talk about pulling something directly from ones ass.