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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on November 14, 2018, 10:02:21 AM

Title: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Kaos on November 14, 2018, 10:02:21 AM: Can we just rename all the Church of Christ churches to Church of Nick the Exalted and get it over with?

Over the next few months, AL.comâ€™s Sports Video team brings you an in-depth look at Alabamaâ€™s 2008 football season and how it set the stage for the decade to come in college football. This documentary, which has been years in the making, features interviews with players, coaches and other key figures who witnessed the transformation of the Tide first hand.

Over. the. next. few. months....

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Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: The Six on November 14, 2018, 10:03:57 AM: What does the church of Christ have to do with this?
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Kaos on November 14, 2018, 10:19:58 AM: Quote from: The Six on November 14, 2018, 10:03:57 AM
What does the church of Christ have to do with this?
We need to go ahead and deify Saban. I figured we could just take the Church of Christ and rename it the Church of Nick. Then the people who still wanted to worship Jesus could go somewhere else and the legion of ~~devil~~ Saban worshipers could take over their facilities. Paint the buildings crimpson. Pull down the crosses and put up goalposts. You know. Class the place up.

They don't have organs in those places, so they'd have room for the pep band to come in and play Rammer Jammer to close out the services.

Change a couple of hymns...

Amazing Nick
How Great Nick Art
What a Friend we have in Saban
Blest Be the Tide that Binds
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Godfather on November 14, 2018, 10:50:31 AM: BLASPHEMER!
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Saniflush on November 14, 2018, 10:54:29 AM: There is really no need to crank up the time machine all the way back to 2008. Stop off in 2011 and it will let you know everything you need to.

https://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/07/why_did_so_many_alabama_footba.html
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Buzz Killington on November 14, 2018, 11:47:59 AM: Good lord, now I am singing What a Friend we have in Saban in my head.

GET IT OUT!!!
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2018, 12:39:43 PM: Why would I want to watch a documentary that only has this picture on scroll?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7693/17123251389_bed3c3a1ba_b.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjksvCtttTeAhXO0VMKHQghC2oQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fpictures-of-money%2F17123251389&psig=AOvVaw0pc01FGpl8RubavDokzIW6&ust=1542303484446858)
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: AUJarhead on November 14, 2018, 12:53:09 PM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2018, 12:39:43 PM
Why would I want to watch a documentary that only has this picture on scroll?
We are talking about Alabama, not a 2018 film about a Dothan lawfirm.
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2018, 01:30:24 PM: Quote from: AUJarhead on November 14, 2018, 12:53:09 PM
We are talking about Alabama, not a 2018 film about a Dothan lawfirm.
Look, times have been tough this year. I had to cut one of our Butlers back to part time.
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: Godfather on November 15, 2018, 08:54:12 AM: Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 14, 2018, 01:30:24 PM
Look, times have been tough this year. I had to cut one of our Butlers back to part time.
I hope you kept Porterhouse.
Title: Re: Good lord, enough already...
Post by: wesfau2 on November 15, 2018, 09:16:55 AM: Quote from: Godfather on November 15, 2018, 08:54:12 AM
I hope you kept Porterhouse.
He's hell with a fine chamois.