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The Library => The SGA => Topic started by: CCTAU on October 15, 2018, 11:10:32 AM

Title: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2018, 11:10:32 AM: Well sort of.

She may be like 1/1024ths Indian!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/warren-releases-dna-analysis-on-native-american-heritage-firing-back-at-trump-attacks
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 15, 2018, 04:27:00 PM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44049073_1847157578671616_490855130606862336_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&oh=e09f612a35f1fe2baf166a191d24647b&oe=5C621630)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Saniflush on October 16, 2018, 06:40:34 AM: The first step to getting out of the hole is to put the shovel down.
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 16, 2018, 09:03:57 AM: https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results (https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/cherokee-nation-issues-statement-on-sen-elizabeth-warren-s-dna-test-results)

Cherokee nation says she can say she's Cherokee until she's red in the face, but they don't want her...
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 16, 2018, 10:50:02 AM: I chuckled!

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44121383_10155689739080785_5061188722872025088_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&oh=475b52b775152ca32b58305f9e2f5114&oe=5C4011B0)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Godfather on October 16, 2018, 12:59:56 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-mbWOYPyE&feature=youtu.be
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 08:47:32 AM: Quote from: Godfather on October 16, 2018, 12:59:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-mbWOYPyE&feature=youtu.be
I just found out I'm Norwegian. One whole percent.

What do i get?
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: chinook on October 17, 2018, 09:03:04 AM: Quote from: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 08:47:32 AM
I just found out I'm Norwegian. One whole percent.

What do i get?
An autograph T-shirt from Sig Hansen and a jar of pickled herring.
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 09:34:28 AM: Quote from: chinook on October 17, 2018, 09:03:04 AM
An autograph T-shirt from Sig Hansen and a jar of pickled herring.
I was really hoping for Inga from Sveden...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YASXnxeBsLE/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 17, 2018, 09:36:50 AM: The interwebs are killing it:

(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44177300_970247716648568_8901796453739921408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=d7c9bb56fe251992d57fcd2f5eb7ddd8&oe=5C493B08)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 09:52:07 AM: (https://i.redd.it/np98kq6olgs11.jpg)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 09:56:53 AM: (https://i.imgflip.com/2k9xo6.jpg)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 09:58:48 AM: (https://patriot.imgix.net/a195af8a7783f94d88f9ef6041008db1326013edf02ae6d24cd7413cf169be2d.jpg?auto=format)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Godfather on October 17, 2018, 10:11:45 AM: Quote from: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 09:34:28 AM
I was really hoping for Inga from Sveden...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YASXnxeBsLE/hqdefault.jpg)
Wouldn thee help with my rouksack
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 17, 2018, 10:14:17 AM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44250824_2031865640224428_3299277427338903552_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=c9630f2aeb2f7bb62eaaa44b4687522b&oe=5C5DA6FC)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Kaos on October 17, 2018, 10:15:23 AM: Incredibly (and sadly expectedly) the media uses this sliver of possibility to herald that Warren has "proven her claims." Even Polifact says " Warren did get tested and the results did find native american ancestry. We asked four experts to review her report and they all found it credible."

Such unadulterated bullshit. Did we all forget what her claims actually were?

She says her family experienced instances of racism and bias for their Native heritage. She was listed as a minority at Harvard after TELLING them she was of Native ancestry.

Does having a great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparent who possibly was of mexican, portuguese or columbian heritage actually have any validity? Does having an ancestor in the 1700s really count?

If so, I'd like to assume the throne in England. I can tie back to one of the Kings named James. Hell, we've got a castle over there that's currently held in the National Trust. I'll be moving in next month.  I am royalty. I'd like to bang a couple of princesses and wear some of that bling, please.
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 17, 2018, 10:17:27 AM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44168559_2233355493372176_2757590465430683648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=b3c7ea8bdbc3a3d63a28b5fc2436be41&oe=5C60DC17)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Saniflush on October 17, 2018, 11:03:14 AM: I think the funniest thing I have heard over the whole thing came out of Dennis Miller's twitter account..."Oh for god's sake! I'm pretty sure George Custer had more American Indian blood than that."
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: Snaggletiger on October 17, 2018, 11:22:28 AM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44288163_10215061752752276_3135503735862591488_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=f1aee64c06ad23999dede7b6f1130a8f&oe=5C3E98D2)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 17, 2018, 03:54:56 PM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44380768_10211229278361947_6787273437036412928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&oh=745f18e2fdeb26354ce96a91e0007eea&oe=5C4C8CB0)
Title: Re: Feauxcohontas is real!
Post by: CCTAU on October 18, 2018, 01:27:29 PM: (https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44247913_1932322793504205_3799389135886614528_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&oh=7092ac902a141ec9a9704dd8cb7e6ff8&oe=5C3C0302)