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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Kaos on September 26, 2018, 11:47:52 AM

Title: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Kaos on September 26, 2018, 11:47:52 AM
Hello Mr. Bryant - 
Do you remember me?  

I hear you are unhappy at Clempson and may wish to transfer to another college.   

I have always loved you. I loved you in 2014 when you didn't really give me a chance.  I love you now. I will be more than happy to open my home and my heart to you.  

Please call me.  Remember Nick Marshall or Cam Newton?  We can make that same kind of magic together. 

I love you.  Call me. 

Your friend,
Gustavo Malzahn
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: AUJarhead on September 26, 2018, 11:48:54 AM
If he didn't get kicked out of school for stealing something, I'm not sure we want him.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: ssgaufan on September 26, 2018, 11:49:02 AM
Hey Bitch, there's already a thread about this topic.  Quit starting new threads to make yourself feel important.

Mods, can you merge this shit? 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Kaos on September 26, 2018, 11:51:43 AM
Hey Bitch, there's already a thread about this topic.  Quit starting new threads to make yourself feel important.

Mods, can you merge this shit?
My thread is funnier.  
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: ssgaufan on September 26, 2018, 11:53:01 AM
My thread is funnier. 
Come on man.  Don't be stealing what little bit of self esteem Snags has.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Kaos on September 26, 2018, 11:54:25 AM
Come on man.  Don't be stealing what little bit of self esteem Snags has.
Two different philosophies.  

I'm comedy. 
He's facts and shit. 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 11:56:59 AM
I'm sensing hurtful words here.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: wesfau2 on September 26, 2018, 12:03:36 PM
The Arky fans are starting to convince themselves that they are the logical destination for Bryant (given the Morris/Dabo connection.)

Can we continue to crush their dreams by stealing their precious, ie- Tubs, Ziemba, Dyer, Malzahn, etc. ?
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: ssgaufan on September 26, 2018, 12:22:44 PM
The Arky fans are starting to convince themselves that they are the logical destination for Bryant (given the Morris/Dabo connection.)

Can we continue to crush their dreams by stealing their precious, ie- Tubs, Ziemba, Dyer, Malzahn, etc. ?
I'm throwing a false start flag on this post.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Kaos on September 26, 2018, 12:26:02 PM
The Arky fans are starting to convince themselves that they are the logical destination for Bryant (given the Morris/Dabo connection.)

Can we continue to crush their dreams by stealing their precious, ie- Tubs, Ziemba, Dyer, Malzahn, etc. ?
I don't see it.  

Could be wrong. 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: CCTAU on September 26, 2018, 03:06:35 PM
I do not want him.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: jmar on September 26, 2018, 04:55:12 PM
I do not want him.
Same here.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 05:12:18 PM
Let's see here.  Kelly Bryant is 6'4" 220.  His 2017 stats were:

Passing:  262-398 2,802 yds.  66%  13 TD's and 8 INT's

Rushing:  192 attempts for 665 yards and 11 TD's


His stats so far in 2018:

Passing:  33-53  456 yds  66% 2 TD's and 0 INT's

Rushing:  13 attempts for 144 yards and 2 TD's.

He led Clemson to the playoffs.


Yeah, I'd rather have Malik Willis too.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 05:13:41 PM
But, Bryant will be going somewhere he can take the helm right away.  He ain't coming to AU.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Kaos on September 26, 2018, 05:38:58 PM
But, Bryant will be going somewhere he can take the helm right away.  He ain't coming to AU.
He can’t play until next year. Who in the hell would beat him out?
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 05:42:37 PM
He can’t play until next year. Who in the hell would beat him out?
Jarrett has another year.  He's going to make great strides under Gus' watchful eye.  Leaps and bounds, I tell ya'. 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: jmar on September 26, 2018, 05:43:56 PM
But, Bryant will be going somewhere he can take the helm right away.  He ain't coming to AU.
Dayum we have Malik Willis?
Can't wait till Gus puts him in position to be successful like the rest of the boys. WDE!
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: jmar on September 26, 2018, 05:49:14 PM
Tua can thread a straw with a football.

Suck it Awbies!
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: GH2001 on September 26, 2018, 07:48:56 PM
Let's see here.  Kelly Bryant is 6'4" 220.  His 2017 stats were:

Passing:  262-398 2,802 yds.  66%  13 TD's and 8 INT's

Rushing:  192 attempts for 665 yards and 11 TD's


His stats so far in 2018:

Passing:  33-53  456 yds  66% 2 TD's and 0 INT's

Rushing:  13 attempts for 144 yards and 2 TD's.

He led Clemson to the playoffs.


Yeah, I'd rather have Malik Willis too.
He speaks for all of us 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: GH2001 on September 26, 2018, 07:49:55 PM
Jarrett has another year.  He's going to make great strides under Gus' watchful eye.  Leaps and bounds, I tell ya'.
Is jarret gonna leap?

if he don’t can Bryant not beat him out?
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: jmar on September 26, 2018, 08:07:08 PM
Is jarret gonna leap?

if he don’t can Bryant not beat him out?
Yeah I change my mind. Give me Bryant and dump Stidham- he can't play anymore.
Anyway we have BobygodNix coming to save us from our mediocrity.
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 26, 2018, 09:49:37 PM
Stidham didn't forget how to play QB.  Something is just not in sync with this offense.


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Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: jmar on September 26, 2018, 09:59:39 PM
Stidham didn't forget how to play QB.  Something is just not in sync with this offense.


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Nooooo. Not the Timberlake staredown. I have family. 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: GH2001 on September 26, 2018, 10:59:19 PM
Nooooo. Not the Timberlake staredown. I have family.
Bye bye bye 
Title: Re: Dear Mr. Bryant
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 27, 2018, 09:33:24 AM
Sorry, but Mr. Morris already called him on the white courtesy phone.