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Title: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 05, 2018, 11:05:00 PM
Saturday should be a chance to work on the running game and give Malik Willis some reps with the read option in real time.  No excuses against The Sting, who barely scraped by Tuskegee.  Handle your business and get some young guys in.

Looking back on the SEC last week though, I think the conventional thought is that the SEC West is "back".  Saw an article on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. saying this will be Malzahn's biggest test to date because it looks like everyone in the West is legit.  It could be.  The Tahd rolled.  Auburn beat #6 Washington.  LSU pimp slapped The U.  MSU steamrolled Stephen F. Austin.  Ole Miss easily handled Texas Tech and Arkansas pounded Eastern Illinois.  But...

Not so fast, my friend.  Bama's gonna' Bama. Especially with the greatest QB ever to suit up at any level. I'm not going to take anything away from LSU, but the reality is that highly overrated Miami finished last season with a loss to mighty Pittsburgh.  Then, Clemson stole their lunch money and made them do their homework (38-3)  Then Wisconsin handled them easily in the Bowl game.  So Miami is currently on a 4 game losing streak. 

MSU whipped SFA in impressive fashion.  That's great.  Anyone checked out SFA's results from last year?  That team was fucking awful.  Got drilled by teams I'd never heard of.  Same with Arkansas' opponent.  Eastern Illinois was losing just about every single week to 6A high schools.  Pitiful program.  As for Ole Miss, as I believe K said earlier, their QB and receivers looked quite good.  But let's face it, TT gave up 40+ five times last season and 35 two other times.  They're known for shootouts, not defense.  And I believe their QB went out early in that game if I'm not mistaken.


The West may be damn stout.  Time will tell.  But, I'm not reading anything into week 1. 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Godfather on September 06, 2018, 08:44:46 AM
Saturday should be a chance to work on the running game and give Malik Willis some reps with the read option in real time.  No excuses against The Sting, who barely scraped by Tuskegee.  Handle your business and get some young guys in.

Looking back on the SEC last week though, I think the conventional thought is that the SEC West is "back".  Saw an article on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. saying this will be Malzahn's biggest test to date because it looks like everyone in the West is legit.  It could be.  The Tahd rolled.  Auburn beat #6 Washington.  LSU pimp slapped The U.  MSU steamrolled Stephen F. Austin.  Ole Miss easily handled Texas Tech and Arkansas pounded Eastern Illinois.  But...

Not so fast, my friend.  Bama's gonna' Bama. Especially with the greatest QB ever to suit up at any level. I'm not going to take anything away from LSU, but the reality is that highly overrated Miami finished last season with a loss to mighty Pittsburgh.  Then, Clemson stole their lunch money and made them do their homework (38-3)  Then Wisconsin handled them easily in the Bowl game.  So Miami is currently on a 4 game losing streak.

MSU whipped SFA in impressive fashion.  That's great.  Anyone checked out SFA's results from last year?  That team was fucking awful.  Got drilled by teams I'd never heard of.  Same with Arkansas' opponent.  Eastern Illinois was losing just about every single week to 6A high schools.  Pitiful program.  As for Ole Miss, as I believe K said earlier, their QB and receivers looked quite good.  But let's face it, TT gave up 40+ five times last season and 35 two other times.  They're known for shootouts, not defense.  And I believe their QB went out early in that game if I'm not mistaken.


The West may be damn stout.  Time will tell.  But, I'm not reading anything into week 1.
None of those wins or games surprised me at all.  I still think we win all of our SEC West games coming into Amen Corner.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: GH2001 on September 06, 2018, 10:24:50 AM
Saturday should be a chance to work on the running game and give Malik Willis some reps with the read option in real time.  No excuses against The Sting, who barely scraped by Tuskegee.  Handle your business and get some young guys in.

Looking back on the SEC last week though, I think the conventional thought is that the SEC West is "back".  Saw an article on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. saying this will be Malzahn's biggest test to date because it looks like everyone in the West is legit.  It could be.  The Tahd rolled.  Auburn beat #6 Washington.  LSU pimp slapped The U.  MSU steamrolled Stephen F. Austin.  Ole Miss easily handled Texas Tech and Arkansas pounded Eastern Illinois.  But...

Not so fast, my friend.  Bama's gonna' Bama. Especially with the greatest QB ever to suit up at any level. I'm not going to take anything away from LSU, but the reality is that highly overrated Miami finished last season with a loss to mighty Pittsburgh.  Then, Clemson stole their lunch money and made them do their homework (38-3)  Then Wisconsin handled them easily in the Bowl game.  So Miami is currently on a 4 game losing streak.

MSU whipped SFA in impressive fashion.  That's great.  Anyone checked out SFA's results from last year?  That team was fucking awful.  Got drilled by teams I'd never heard of.  Same with Arkansas' opponent.  Eastern Illinois was losing just about every single week to 6A high schools.  Pitiful program.  As for Ole Miss, as I believe K said earlier, their QB and receivers looked quite good.  But let's face it, TT gave up 40+ five times last season and 35 two other times.  They're known for shootouts, not defense.  And I believe their QB went out early in that game if I'm not mistaken.


The West may be damn stout.  Time will tell.  But, I'm not reading anything into week 1.

You sure read a lot into our team before this post. Just sayin dude. Glad you’ve come around to a week 1 mentality. If the same shit is happening week 5? Yeah I’m there with ya. 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2018, 12:12:55 PM
You sure read a lot into our team before this post. Just sayin dude. Glad you’ve come around to a week 1 mentality. If the same shit is happening week 5? Yeah I’m there with ya.
Not following you on the week 1 mentality thing.  I said:

Defense was awesome.

O-line was suspect but much better than 11 sacks against Clemson this time last year.

Stidham looks like it's either the first read or he holds the ball too long...but made some good plays with his legs. I may be wrong about that but that same sentiment has been echoed by many. 

Malzahn still too involved.  That one I was wrong about. 

So....?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: GH2001 on September 06, 2018, 02:27:18 PM
Not following you on the week 1 mentality thing.  I said:

Defense was awesome.

O-line was suspect but much better than 11 sacks against Clemson this time last year.

Stidham looks like it's either the first read or he holds the ball too long...but made some good plays with his legs. I may be wrong about that but that same sentiment has been echoed by many. 

Malzahn still too involved.  That one I was wrong about.

So....?

Smh 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 06, 2018, 02:47:15 PM
Smh
You have to talk really slow GH. You should know this.

He ain’t hitting on all cylinders.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: GH2001 on September 06, 2018, 03:00:12 PM
You have to talk really slow GH. You should know this.

He ain’t hitting on all cylinders.

Sr citizens - although slow and dangerous behind the wheel - can still serve a purpose. 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2018, 03:14:31 PM
Sr citizens - although slow and dangerous behind the wheel - can still serve a purpose.
I'm from a small town called, "Foot Up Yo Ass" and I'm gettin' homesick.

Yeeeeah Boyyeeeeeee….
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: chinook on September 06, 2018, 03:17:14 PM
I'm from a small town called, "Foot Up Yo Ass" and I'm gettin' homesick.

Yeeeeah Boyyeeeeeee….

well your balls won't celebrate in the homecoming,yo!
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2018, 03:21:06 PM
well your balls won't celebrate in the homecoming,yo!
Oh my balls will be there alright.  You just don't worry about it.






My wife is going with me.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: GH2001 on September 06, 2018, 03:25:55 PM
I'm from a small town called, "Foot Up Yo Ass" and I'm gettin' homesick.

Yeeeeah Boyyeeeeeee….
How dare you miss the next line to this wonderful movie quote. Shame shame.

-5 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 06, 2018, 03:30:42 PM
How dare you miss the next line to this wonderful movie quote. Shame shame.

-5
I swore off all things Jim Carrey. 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: jmar on September 06, 2018, 07:18:09 PM
We played a top ten defense and we have an unproven offensive line. 
Go back and watch our line play.

Stidham was flushed many times and it happens less if we can run the ball effectively. It's why we stalled in the redzone.

And CCTAU is dead-on about our backs learning patience.
We'll improve!
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: wesfau2 on September 06, 2018, 10:24:07 PM
We played a top ten defense and we have an unproven offensive line.
Go back and watch our line play.

Stidham was flushed many times and it happens less if we can run the ball effectively. It's why we stalled in the redzone.

And CCTAU is dead-on about our backs learning patience.
We'll improve!
I agree completely.  We're not as offensively-challenged as UW made us look.  Their defense is pretty stout.  Prepare to be underwhelmed this weekend, cuz it sounds like they're just going to work on the run game and OL communication.

If we can have the same offensive success (relatively speaking) against LSU as we did against UW (I think their defenses are similarly skilled)...we win big.  LSU's offense is light years worse than UW's.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: The Six on September 07, 2018, 08:31:13 AM
Whose leg needs to be greased to get a predictions thread up on Friday around here?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2018, 09:51:42 AM
Whose leg needs to be greased to get a predictions thread up on Friday around here?
This place is hanging on by a damn thread.  You are the jerkstore that normally starts one, but I'll do it again.

Everyone realizes the NIP was never called this year so there's that too.

I don't know why I even bother anymore.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Saniflush on September 07, 2018, 01:03:49 PM
I don't know why I even bother anymore.

For the peril?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: GH2001 on September 07, 2018, 01:36:09 PM
Everyone realizes the NIP was never called this year so..
 Holy shit. How did we forget?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2018, 04:09:07 PM
Holy shit. How did we forget?
I didn't forget.  The NiP caller was approached, he dropped the ball.  I can't do everyone's job.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 07, 2018, 04:30:02 PM
I didn't forget.  The NiP caller was approached, he dropped the ball.  I can't do everyone's job.
Correct me if I'm wrong here Sparky, I never need the X to call the Nip. We call the goddamn Taint!
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2018, 04:36:08 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong here Sparky, I never need the X to call the Nip. We call the goddamn Taint!
Fuck me
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2018, 04:37:11 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong here Sparky, I never need the X to call the Nip. We call the goddamn Taint!
You can't say taint in here.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 07, 2018, 04:38:59 PM
Fuck me
Which brings me to my next Point kids, don't do drugs. 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 07, 2018, 04:39:41 PM
You can't say taint in here.
Ahh, fuck it.  Nobody's reading anyways.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2018, 04:40:11 PM
I can't do everyone's job.
What? Isn't that what the GF does?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2018, 04:45:44 PM
What? Isn't that what the GF does?
No the fact that I called it the wrong GD thing proves I can't do everyone's job.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2018, 04:47:25 PM
He's the David Ward of the interwebz, folks.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Godfather on September 07, 2018, 04:48:05 PM
He's the David Ward of the interwebz, folks.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 07, 2018, 04:55:48 PM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
No. He puts CCTAU's sausage in that mouth, right?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2018, 04:58:51 PM
No. He puts CCTAU's sausage in that mouth, right?
I'm telling you, if you tasted his sausage, you wouldn't want any oth…….errr…..you mean Conecuh Sausage, right?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2018, 05:08:53 PM
No the fact that I called it the wrong GD thing proves I can't do everyone's job.
You must started early, reeeaalll early.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: djsimp on September 07, 2018, 05:11:23 PM
I'm telling you, if you tasted his sausage, you wouldn't want any oth…….errr…..you mean Conecuh Sausage, right?
I think Prowler would have called that Swaggerty's Farm sausage.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: jmar on September 07, 2018, 05:16:48 PM
Buzz called the taint and it went on deaf ears. You people must of had your head up one another's a-holes. 
Smelly business!
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 07, 2018, 05:27:02 PM
I’m boycotting the nip and the taint because GF fucked it all up.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: CCTAU on September 07, 2018, 09:05:36 PM
We played a top ten defense and we have an unproven offensive line.
Go back and watch our line play.

Stidham was flushed many times and it happens less if we can run the ball effectively. It's why we stalled in the redzone.

And CCTAU is dead-on about our backs learning patience.
We'll improve!
^^^THIS^^^
This just might be the smartest person on the X. 
Some of if you need to take notes!
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 07, 2018, 11:28:03 PM
^^^THIS^^^
This just might be the smartest person on the X.
Some of if you need to take notes!
Oh stop.  It's the first time in 10 years anybody ever agreed with you. You're making a testicle of yourself.  Spectacle....or something.

My takes are better.  Kadril Frayzha for Heisman.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: CCTAU on September 08, 2018, 01:51:05 AM
Oh stop.  It's the first time in 10 years anybody ever agreed with you. 
Let me have MY moment!
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Ogre on September 08, 2018, 09:52:21 AM
^^^THIS^^^
This just might be the smartest person on the X.
Some of if you need to take notes!

That's like being the tallest midget.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Kaos on September 08, 2018, 10:21:41 AM
Every season you have those 'hold your nose' games where there's no outcome that's going to satisfy.  Today is one for sure.  Clemson at Texas A&M.  

I can't stand Bambo Swindle. What a greasy, smarmy piece of monkey shit he is.  He looks like a dick with a dick for a nose.  Double penis head.  Can't stand him.  Don't really hate Clemson, but I cannot tolerate his skeevy weiner ass.  

On the other side is A&M.  I loathe Dimbulb Fisher.  He's a filthy lowlife.  A&M fans are a special kind of delusional. I don't want him or them to have any hope.  

No hurricanes headed that way, so.... 
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: jmar on September 08, 2018, 11:24:58 AM
That's like being the tallest midget.
You heard the man. Let him have "his" Moment.
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: AUTiger1 on September 08, 2018, 03:32:46 PM
Every season you have those 'hold your nose' games where there's no outcome that's going to satisfy.  Today is one for sure.  Clemson at Texas A&M. 

I can't stand Bambo Swindle. What a greasy, smarmy piece of monkey shit he is.  He looks like a dick with a dick for a nose.  Double penis head.  Can't stand him.  Don't really hate Clemson, but I cannot tolerate his skeevy weiner ass. 

On the other side is A&M.  I loathe Dimbulb Fisher.  He's a filthy lowlife.  A&M fans are a special kind of delusional. I don't want him or them to have any hope. 

No hurricanes headed that way, so....
Fuck Clemson and everything about them....thrice!  FUCK GEORGIA TOO!


Sangs, do you approve?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: GH2001 on September 09, 2018, 09:59:23 AM
Gators getting Whipped by Kentucky for the first time since 1986. Savior Corch Mullinz. Lol.

FSU getting spanked by VT and then almost by Samford yesterday.

Miami gets smoked by LSU last week.

Wtf with the sunshine state of affairs in da footballs?
Title: Re: Week 2 & Thoughts On SEC Week 1
Post by: Snaggletiger on September 09, 2018, 11:02:54 AM
Fuck Clemson and everything about them....thrice!  FUCK GEORGIA TOO!


Sangs, do you approve?
I approve this message.


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