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The Library => Haley Center Basement => Topic started by: Saniflush on August 29, 2018, 09:08:59 AM

Title: Snags turns.....
Post by: Saniflush on August 29, 2018, 09:08:59 AM
Well let's be honest, we are just surprised he's still having birthdays.
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Post by: chinook on August 29, 2018, 09:11:58 AM
i bet his pussy smells like the great depression.

happy birthday.

love you snags.  
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Post by: ssgaufan on August 29, 2018, 09:22:14 AM
Happy Birthday!  :bar:
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Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2018, 09:42:21 AM
I’m glad that 58 years and 9 months ago your dad smashed your mom's vagina!  Happy one Sugar bear!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 09:46:30 AM
Thanks my nig....wait, this isn't the slurs thread?
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 29, 2018, 09:47:48 AM
Giddy up my nagger.

If they ever have to crack your head open, at least they don’t have to shave off much. 

Congrats on staying alive. You deserve it. Because bitch you old.
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Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2018, 10:25:06 AM
Looking back on some classic snags memories.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/snaggle_meme1.jpg)



(http://www.tigersx.com/images/snaggle_meme2.jpg)

Good times!
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 10:27:33 AM
Man, those lip injections are barely noticeable.
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Post by: GH2001 on August 29, 2018, 10:46:55 AM
The face a lawyer that cares makes when the judgment amount for his client just isn’t to his satisfaction. 
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Post by: wesfau2 on August 29, 2018, 10:55:20 AM
The face a lawyer that cares makes when the judgment amount for his client just isn’t to his satisfaction.
What do you mean by "no assets" owned by EATADICK, LLC, your honor?
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2018, 10:58:29 AM
Happy Birthday.  Try not to poop yourself.
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2018, 10:59:30 AM
Happy Birthday, Old Fucker!  Go to your spin class and give me 45 burpees after your protein shake!
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Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2018, 11:13:04 AM
Happy Birthday, Old Fucker!  Go to your spin class and give me 45 burpees after your protein shake!
Bro you don't even burpee.  What's the WotD at 58 bro?  Come on bro, what is it bro?
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Post by: AUTailgatingRules on August 29, 2018, 11:20:00 AM
I’m glad that 58 years and 9 months ago your dad smashed your mom's vagina!  Happy one Sugar bear!
Happy Birthday!!  Just glad there is someone here that is older than me
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 11:25:30 AM
Bro you don't even burpee.  What's the WotD at 58 bro?  Come on bro, what is it bro?
This afternoon, I'm gonna' load up on C4 Pre-Workout Super Carb-Loading Mix 30 minutes before I start my WOD. 

I'll get it started with 25 squat thrust hanging wall jumps.  Then, immediately go to full burpee 50 yard tire flips.  Next, I jump over to 10 weighted, reverse rope climbs.  A quick set of 15 inverted wall push ups in pike position.  I finish it off with 5 blindfolded medicine ball shuttle runs.

Bro, 3 rounds of those and my quads will be on fire.  A fire that only a frosty cold protein shake can quench. 
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Post by: bgreene on August 29, 2018, 11:32:45 AM
Happy Birthday!! Hope your balls don't dry up and fall off
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 11:45:30 AM
Happy Birthday!! Hope your balls don't dry up and fall off
Ha!!!  Shows what you know. 
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Post by: WiregrassTiger on August 29, 2018, 11:48:36 AM
You can even tell by just looking at the thread title that sani put a lot of thought and consideration into saying something really special for snags Birthday.

It means a lot to sani. It really does.
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: Godfather on August 29, 2018, 11:52:18 AM
You can even tell by just looking at the thread title that sani put a lot of thought and consideration into saying something really special for snags Birthday.

It means a lot to sani. It really does.
How many birthday threads has he made for you?   Your jealousy is showing.
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: GH2001 on August 29, 2018, 12:19:25 PM
This afternoon, I'm gonna' load up on C4 Pre-Workout Super Carb-Loading Mix 30 minutes before I start my WOD. 

I'll get it started with 25 squat thrust hanging wall jumps.  Then, immediately go to full burpee 50 yard tire flips.  Next, I jump over to 10 weighted, reverse rope climbs.  A quick set of 15 inverted wall push ups in pike position.  I finish it off with 5 blindfolded medicine ball shuttle runs.

Bro, 3 rounds of those and my quads will be on fire.  A fire that only a frosty cold protein shake can quench.
Just FYI - this isn’t satire folks. It’s the email from his coach at the box. 
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 12:28:14 PM
Just FYI - this isn’t satire folks. It’s the email from his coach at the box.
And BTW bro, that shake will be loaded with 94 grams of bicep busting whey protein. 
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: CCTAU on August 29, 2018, 12:36:41 PM
Looking back on some classic snags memories.

(http://www.tigersx.com/images/snaggle_meme2.jpg)

Good times!
Looks like the face he makes after, “Damn your sausage is good”!
Happy birthday sausage gummer!
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: djsimp on August 29, 2018, 12:47:20 PM
Dayum you old! Hopefully you have your term life insurance by now. Happy birthday anyway sucker!
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2018, 02:18:15 PM
Happy Birthday!! Hope your balls don't dry up and fall off
Mrs. Snaggs has plenty of hand lotion in her purse.  They should be fine.
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Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2018, 02:19:45 PM
This afternoon, I'm gonna' load up on C4 Pre-Workout Super Carb-Loading Mix 30 minutes before I start my WOD. 

I'll get it started with 25 squat thrust hanging wall jumps.  Then, immediately go to full burpee 50 yard tire flips.  Next, I jump over to 10 weighted, reverse rope climbs.  A quick set of 15 inverted wall push ups in pike position.  I finish it off with 5 blindfolded medicine ball shuttle runs.

Bro, 3 rounds of those and my quads will be on fire.  A fire that only a frosty cold protein shake can quench.
GH did 5 rounds.  Just sayin.
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 29, 2018, 02:27:55 PM
GH did 5 rounds.  Just sayin.
More?
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 29, 2018, 02:37:28 PM
More?
Yes, brotato chip
Title: Re: Sangs turns.....
Post by: GH2001 on August 29, 2018, 02:44:58 PM
GH did 5 rounds.  Just sayin.

Not exactly my wheelhouse. 
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Post by: chityeah on August 29, 2018, 06:29:08 PM
Happy birthday one with no balls! May you get the diabeatus mixing burbunz with dcp.
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Post by: AUJarhead on August 30, 2018, 10:38:25 AM
Happy birthday, fucker.  Sorry I missed this yesterday.
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Post by: Godfather on August 30, 2018, 10:43:04 AM
Happy birthday, fucker.  Sorry I missed this yesterday.
Pffft....he doesn't mean it.
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2018, 10:57:06 AM
Pffft....he doesn't mean it.
What he meant to say was Cubs/Braves in the NLCS.  He's evil like that.
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Post by: chinook on August 30, 2018, 10:57:42 AM
Happy birthday, fucker.  Sorry I missed this yesterday.
he would have forgotten anyway.
Title: Re: Snags turns.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2018, 11:04:33 AM
he would have forgotten anyway.
Forgotten what?
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Post by: chinook on August 30, 2018, 11:13:07 AM
Forgotten what?

exactly.
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Post by: AUJarhead on August 30, 2018, 11:51:50 AM
What he meant to say was Cubs/Braves in the NLCS.  He's evil like that.
More like Braves/Sox in the WS.
Title: Re: Snags turns.....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2018, 12:11:24 PM
More like Braves/Sox in the WS.
I've had just about enough of your shit.
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Post by: AUJarhead on August 30, 2018, 01:08:08 PM
I've had just about enough of your shoot.
I take back my happy birthday comment.  I hope it was shitty.  I hope your steak was served well done, and the beer you drank warm.

Fuck Georgia.
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Post by: GH2001 on August 30, 2018, 01:20:00 PM
I take back my happy birthday comment.  I hope it was shitty.  I hope your steak was served well done, and the beer you drank warm.

Fuck Georgia.
And you hope he didn’t even get to play with his balls for 5 mins?
Title: Re: Snags turns.....
Post by: AUTiger1 on August 30, 2018, 02:18:31 PM
More like Braves/Sox in the WS.
Hell Yeah!!
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Post by: Snaggletiger on August 30, 2018, 02:20:51 PM
I take back my happy birthday comment.  I hope it was shitty.  I hope your steak was served well done, and the beer you drank warm.

Fuck Georgia.
Okay, I can live with the first part of your post.
Title: Re: Snags turns.....
Post by: Kaos on August 30, 2018, 04:27:16 PM
Hope you had a birthday.  

And I mean that sincerely.