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Title: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 09:53:35 AM
than the QB "controversy" at Alabama?  No, but here I am starting a thread about it.  The only other topic on every sports station the last few days, other than Urban Meyer, is how does Lord Saybinz handle what Jalen Hurts said?  What the hell did he say?  So, I went and read what he said and I still have no idea what he said.  What a rambling bunch of gobbledy-goop.  Eating breakfast at a restaurant this morning and unfortunately, they have Get Up on the TV.  The good thing was the sound was down.  But the entire time I was in there, it was obvious that this topic was what they were discussing.

I can tell you one thing that I am 100% certain about.  Either Hurts or Two-er will start in the first game.  The second thing I'm certain about is I don't give a shit which one it is.  The 3rd thing I'm sure about is, this is no Kadril Frazier/Clint Moseley battle. 
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 09:56:48 AM
Tea for two couldn't hold Turtle Moseley's jock strap.  This, we can all agree on.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: CCTAU on August 07, 2018, 10:00:09 AM
He basically said that he's been shunned by the coaching staff.

Lord farquod will let him know that he is just blessed to be part of the tahd and he should know his place.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 10:00:58 AM
Tea for two couldn't hold Turtle Moseley's jock strap.  This, we can all agree on.
Toonces Tangolava could never fetal up the way ole Clint could.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 10:04:37 AM
Toonces Tangolava could never fetal up the way ole Clint could.
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Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: The Six on August 07, 2018, 10:06:18 AM
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1377/1274060169_d831937d64.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqCojAj2H-o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqCojAj2H-o)
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: wesfau2 on August 07, 2018, 10:21:38 AM
I think it's great.  I'm all for any conflict or controversy, real or contrived, that creates some instability over there.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2018, 10:31:45 AM
I think the young people really appreciate my "getting down" verbally, don't you?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 10:36:16 AM
Do you mind if I name my first child after you? 
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2018, 10:49:57 AM
Do you mind if I name my first child after you?
Dipshit Buzz does have a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: The Six on August 07, 2018, 11:07:18 AM
I would say Jordan vs. LeBron is also sports-talk wasteland.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Saniflush on August 07, 2018, 11:14:20 AM
Dipshit Buzz does have a nice ring to it.
A step forward.  No a step back. No a step forward. No a step back.
Now we're Cha Cha-ing
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: ssgaufan on August 07, 2018, 11:34:52 AM
I think it's great.  I'm all for any conflict or controversy, real or contrived, that creates some instability over there.
I'm hoping that it divides the locker room and causes a couple of losses to some lesser teams.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 11:45:07 AM
So, here's what he said:

“I mean, this is a situation that is uncontrollable,” Hurts said. “Coaches can’t control this situation. They dictate who plays, but as far as the other variations to it, they don’t control it, honestly. Like I said, this whole spring, ever since the game, they kind of wanted to let it play out, and I guess didn’t think it was a thing to let it die down like there wasn’t something there. But that’s always been the elephant in the room.

“For me, no one came up to me the whole spring, coaches included, no one asked me how I felt. No one asked me what was on my mind. No one asked me how I felt about the things that were going on. Nobody asked me what my future held. That’s that. So now it’s like when we try to handle the situation now, for me, it’s kind of late, it’s too late, the narrative has already been created.”


Now, can anybody tell me what he said?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: The Six on August 07, 2018, 11:57:40 AM


Now, can anybody tell me what he said?
I speak a little jive so here goes.
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“I mean, this is a situation that is uncontrollable,” Hurts said. “Coaches can’t control this situation. They dictate who plays, but as far as the other variations to it, they don’t control it, honestly.  Like I said, this whole spring, ever since the game, they kind of wanted to let it play out, and I guess didn’t think it was a thing to let it die down like there wasn’t something there. But that’s always been the elephant in the room.
The media is always hunting a story especially about us so I get a chuckle out of Coach Saban talking about being in control of the narrative. He is and he isn't at the same time. And that frustrates him, it frustrates me, it might frustrate Tua but I don't give a frig if it does for him. Job stealing, mofo.

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“For me, no one came up to me the whole spring, coaches included, no one asked me how I felt. No one asked me what was on my mind. No one asked me how I felt about the things that were going on. Nobody asked me what my future held. That’s that. So now it’s like when we try to handle the situation now, for me, it’s kind of late, it’s too late, the narrative has already been created.”
Listen, kids. No matter what they tell you on the recruiting visit, these dudes here (and anywhere else for that matter) don't care what you think or how you feel. Look at me. I won a shed ton of games, had a lead in the national championship game that this vaunted defense blew on a pick play to a white WR, and now they want to bench me because UGA goes into Cover 2 shallow and the Hawai'i Rainbow on the team throws a duck to a wide open guy streaking down the sidelines. They don't care about me, but that's fine because I'm gonna ride out this year and bounce. 

Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Kaos on August 07, 2018, 01:22:32 PM
I'm hoping that it divides the locker room and causes a couple of losses to some lesser teams.
Dude... I'm with somebody who completes me in almost every way.  I'm as blinders-on as I've ever been in my life.  I can tell you without hesitation that I haven't even thought of Raven (can't think of her last name) in three or four years.  

But your avatar.  My eyes. My eyes. 
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 02:11:19 PM
So, here's what he said:

“I mean, this is a situation that is uncontrollable,” Hurts said. “Coaches can’t control this situation. They dictate who plays, but as far as the other variations to it, they don’t control it, honestly. Like I said, this whole spring, ever since the game, they kind of wanted to let it play out, and I guess didn’t think it was a thing to let it die down like there wasn’t something there. But that’s always been the elephant in the room.

“For me, no one came up to me the whole spring, coaches included, no one asked me how I felt. No one asked me what was on my mind. No one asked me how I felt about the things that were going on. Nobody asked me what my future held. That’s that. So now it’s like when we try to handle the situation now, for me, it’s kind of late, it’s too late, the narrative has already been created.”


Now, can anybody tell me what he said?
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 02:15:59 PM
He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
I'll stay up nights so that his problems are my problems.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Godfather on August 07, 2018, 02:47:16 PM
Dude... I'm with somebody who completes me in almost every way.  I'm as blinders-on as I've ever been in my life.  I can tell you without hesitation that I haven't even thought of Raven (can't think of her last name) in three or four years. 

But your avatar.  My eyes. My eyes.
Riley
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 02:56:19 PM
Riley
*snicker*
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 03:18:20 PM
Riley
Bob's daughter?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 03:19:54 PM
Bob's daughter?
Lincoln's wife.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 07, 2018, 03:28:03 PM
Lincoln's wife.
Abe?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 03:50:19 PM
Abe?
No, she was Mrs. Lincoln.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: CCTAU on August 07, 2018, 04:36:04 PM
Ginger or Mary Ann...
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 07, 2018, 04:54:22 PM
Ginger or Mary Ann...
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Did you have a question?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: The Prowler on August 07, 2018, 06:52:03 PM
Dude... I'm with somebody who completes me in almost every way.  I'm as blinders-on as I've ever been in my life.  I can tell you without hesitation that I haven't even thought of Raven (can't think of her last name) in three or four years. 

But your avatar.  My eyes. My eyes.
Alex Jones?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: GH2001 on August 07, 2018, 11:29:47 PM
Dude... I'm with somebody who completes me in almost every way.  I'm as blinders-on as I've ever been in my life.  I can tell you without hesitation that I haven't even thought of Raven (can't think of her last name) in three or four years. 

But your avatar.  My eyes. My eyes.
Porn stars have last names?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: The Prowler on August 08, 2018, 12:06:20 AM
Porn stars have last names?
Yeah...Stormy Daniels
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2018, 01:01:10 AM
Yeah...Stormy Daniels
You been warned you dumb bitch. 
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 08, 2018, 09:07:14 AM
Yeah...Stormy Daniels
You mean the one whose husband is divorcing her for....









wait for it...


































infidelity?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Godfather on August 08, 2018, 10:19:40 AM
Since when is sleeping with a pornstar a crime anyways?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Kaos on August 08, 2018, 10:32:12 AM
Since when is sleeping with a pornstar a crime anyways?
When you're so stupid and ugly you can't even pay for it. 

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Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Buzz Killington on August 08, 2018, 10:49:52 AM
Since when is sleeping with a pornstar a crime anyways?
MISOGYNIST!!!!!

Where's my whistle and my pussy hat?
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2018, 10:57:39 AM
MISOGYNIST!!!!!

Where's my whistle and my pussy hat?
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Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: GH2001 on August 08, 2018, 11:20:21 AM
Yeah...Stormy Daniels

Never heard of him. Must be a nobody. 
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2018, 11:44:06 AM
Oh, stormy, oh, stormy, bring back that sunny day
Oh, stormy, oh, stormy, bring back that sunny day
Bring back that sunny day, oh stormy oh stormy...
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: The Prowler on August 08, 2018, 07:43:46 PM
You been warned you dumb bitch.
Ooooo...I've been warned, lmao. I answered the question about pornstars having last names, I could've said Sasha Grey, but I chose someone that everyone here is familiar with you fucking moron.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: CCTAU on August 08, 2018, 09:55:12 PM
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How did you get a pic of prowlers hat!
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: chityeah on August 08, 2018, 10:00:30 PM
How did you get a pic of prowlers hat!
He wants Snags snausage.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: CCTAU on August 08, 2018, 10:08:19 PM
He wants Snags snausage.
Snags takes sausage. He don’t give sausage.
Title: Re: Is There Any More Worthless Topic In Sports....
Post by: Snaggletiger on August 08, 2018, 10:35:41 PM
Snags takes sausage. He don’t give sausage.
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/hungry-man-sausages-round-his-neck-eats-big-wurst-over-blue-57992820.jpg) (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjY49a89t7cAhWKiOAKHVAXDlAQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dreamstime.com%2Fphotos-images%2Fhungry-man-eating-sausages.html&psig=AOvVaw3HeuQhlwYZTQPsRPArveJU&ust=1533868194359499)