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Pat Dye Field => War Damn Eagle => Topic started by: Come Honor Face on October 05, 2008, 11:04:10 PM

Title: Nightmare!
Post by: Come Honor Face on October 05, 2008, 11:04:10 PM
Hey guys, War Eagle.

I just woke up this afternoon and had this horrible dream.  I dreamed I had to watch Auburn's offense...


after a fucking offseason full of decent hope that we would not finish anywhere fucking near 104th in the damn nation in total shit ass total offense.

fuck.

we'd be better off with a Playstation 3 calling plays for us
Title: Re: Nightmare!
Post by: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
I had a dream last night that I hooked up with Hayden Panitierre (sp?).  While we were getting into it, some paparazzi douche took our picture, and we were plastered all over the news.  My wife saw the picture on one of her tabloid trash websites she visits, and flipped the fuck out.

I said "I don't have to take this shit, I'm out." and called Hayden.  Then my dog started licking me, and the dream was lost.  I beat my dog for about 10 minutes this morning.

And yes, she's a great kisser. 
Title: Re: Nightmare!
Post by: Thrilla on October 06, 2008, 09:19:20 AM
Quote from: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
I had a dream last night that I hooked up with Hayden Panitierre (sp?).  While we were getting into it, some paparazzi douche took our picture, and we were plastered all over the news.  My wife saw the picture on one of her tabloid trash websites she visits, and flipped the fuck out.

I said "I don't have to take this shit, I'm out." and called Hayden.  Then my dog started licking me, and the dream was lost.  I beat my dog for about 10 minutes this morning.

And yes, she's a great kisser. 
That's always the way I like to finish those type dreams too, but I only need about 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Nightmare!
Post by: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 10:00:14 AM
Quote from: Thrilla on October 06, 2008, 09:19:20 AM
That's always the way I like to finish those type dreams too, but I only need about 5 minutes.

I knew you'd understand where I was coming from.
Title: Re: Nightmare!
Post by: Buzz Killington on October 06, 2008, 10:54:52 AM
Quote from: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 09:10:55 AM
I had a dream last night that I hooked up with Hayden Panitierre (sp?).  While we were getting into it, some paparazzi douche took our picture, and we were plastered all over the news.  My wife saw the picture on one of her tabloid trash websites she visits, and flipped the fuck out.

I said "I don't have to take this shit, I'm out." and called Hayden.  Then my dog started licking me, and the dream was lost.  I beat my dog for about 10 minutes this morning.

And yes, she's a great kisser. 
Hayden or Fido?
Title: Re: Nightmare!
Post by: Ogre on October 06, 2008, 11:18:15 AM
Quote from: Hugh Jass on October 06, 2008, 10:54:52 AM
Hayden or Fido?

Both.
Title: Re: Nightmare!
Post by: AUTiger1 on October 06, 2008, 05:46:18 PM
Quote from: Come Honor Face on October 05, 2008, 11:04:10 PM
we'd be better off with a Playstation 3 calling plays for us

You may be on to something here!