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Title: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: bgreene on June 26, 2018, 04:27:54 PM
I need some help from you goons.

Where in God's name can I find Disney and Universal tickets that are cheap?  Only thing I've found is going to cost me a kidney, liver, lung and possibly an arm or leg.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 26, 2018, 04:35:02 PM
Cheap Disney tickets?

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Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: chinook on June 26, 2018, 04:35:29 PM
I need some help from you goons.

Where in God's name can I find Disney and Universal tickets that are cheap?  Only thing I've found is going to cost me a kidney, liver, lung and possibly an arm or leg.

Look you can live with one kidney.  Liver ...leave a little, it regenerates.  Lung ..well that one might be a challenge, so leave one of your kids home.  Appendages? ...you have others.  

Other than that bend over and lube up for the mouse.  
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 26, 2018, 04:38:57 PM
Mickey Mouse filed for divorce from Minnie.  When they went in front of the Judge, he said, Alright Mr. Mouse, I've read your complaint and you're claiming that Minnie Mouse is mentally ill?

No Your Honor, I said "She's fucking Goofy." 
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: CCTAU on June 27, 2018, 01:04:06 AM
We all call it "Rat Rape"! 

You're up next!

Look though your MC or Visa providers. Maybe your employer.
Get the hopper so you can move around. Some people say get the meal ticket. 
Basically it is just expensive!
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on June 27, 2018, 10:06:34 AM
It's simple really, sell your house, buy a new house here in Florida then you can take advantage of Florida resident rates. 

Then you will save like $7 dollars.....A TICKET!

Step 3 Profit



Seriously though, just bend over dude.  AUJarhead had to sell his soul to take his family of 4 there.  Why sell the vette when you have a soul.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Saniflush on June 27, 2018, 10:11:53 AM
Prepare for the rodent rape.

Went last year there is no way of not playing a couple of rounds of prison. 
I will give this advice though....

1) Stay on site.  Pick one of the onsite hotels and stay there.  It will cost you more but the headaches you save will put you way money ahead.  We stayed at the Contemporary all nights except one. We stayed at the one at Animal Kingdom the first afternoon/night we got there since we were going to do Animal Kingdom the next day.  But no matter where you decide to stay, stay onsite.  There are shuttles from every one of them that go to every park and back again.  Once the days activities are done you are back at the hotel with a pool and hopefully tasty room beverages that you brought from an offsite liquor store.

2) Carry one of those backpack type of collapsible coolers and pack your lunch each day.  We didn't do this last year and not only did it cost us an arm and a leg the food is the same in every park and even the kids got tired as fuck of the same shit. 

When I am forced to go back in a year or two these are the two major things that we will be doing.  #1 we did and and #2 we had to learn the hard way.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: chinook on June 27, 2018, 10:14:47 AM
Prepare for the rodent rape.

Went last year there is no way of not playing a couple of rounds of prison. 
I will give this advice though....

1) Stay on site.  Pick one of the onsite hotels and stay there.  It will cost you more but the headaches you save will put you way money ahead.  We stayed at the Contemporary all nights except one. We stayed at the one at Animal Kingdom the first afternoon/night we got there since we were going to do Animal Kingdom the next day.  But no matter where you decide to stay, stay onsite.  There are shuttles from every one of them that go to every park and back again.  Once the days activities are done you are back at the hotel with a pool and hopefully tasty room beverages that you brought from an offsite liquor store.

2) Carry one of those backpack type of collapsible coolers and pack your lunch each day.  We didn't do this last year and not only did it cost us an arm and a leg the food is the same in every park and even the kids got tired as fuck of the same shit. 

When I am forced to go back in a year or two these are the two major things that we will be doing.  #1 we did and and #2 we had to learn the hard way.
wait, did i miss something.

you have kids?  
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on June 27, 2018, 10:15:42 AM
2) Carry one of those backpack type of collapsible coolers and pack your lunch each day.  We didn't do this last year and not only did it cost us an arm and a leg the food is the same in every park and even the kids got tired as fuck of the same shit. 

Well for that reason ....and also the Rat gave you the goat aids in your stomach.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on June 27, 2018, 10:16:57 AM
wait, did i miss something.

you have kids? 
He has 2....they came with the upgrade...and lots that he doesn't even know about.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Saniflush on June 27, 2018, 10:17:15 AM
wait, did i miss something.

you have kids? 
Apparently.  I mean I have always had some that are scattered around other countries mainly in the far East but been married almost 2 years now and have a 10 and 8 year old.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: AUJarhead on June 27, 2018, 10:17:56 AM
Seriously though, just bend over dude.  AUJarhead had to sell his soul to take his family of 4 there.  Why sell the vette when you have a soul.

You're assuming, of course, that I have a soul.  Which we know I don't, since I'm meeting you in hell.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on June 27, 2018, 10:18:50 AM
You're assuming, of course, that I have a soul.  Which we know I don't, since I'm meeting you in hell.
Well I know that and you know that, but the devil I thought didn't.  Now you blew it.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on June 27, 2018, 10:20:49 AM
Back on Topic....I think you can call/pm WE!!! he probably has some connections, his assistant can at least get you Presco rates.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: AUJarhead on June 27, 2018, 11:13:40 AM
My two cents...  Find a travel agent, and book through them, so they can monitor for prices drops, and also have them figure out your fast pass situation.

You want fast passes for the new Pandora ride in Animal Kingdom.  It's fucking badass, and the wait time was consistently between 3-4 hours.

Agree with Sani on staying on site.  This will also get you extra magic hours, so you can get into the park early, or stay late.  This is important at places like Animal Kingdom if you want to ride Pandora, or at Hollywood, where the new Toy Story land opens later this week.

Bring your own water bottles.  Water there is 3-4 bucks a bottle, but there are free water fountains all over the place.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: GH2001 on June 27, 2018, 12:42:57 PM
Every time I consider going, and add it all up - I back out with the reasoning that I can go to the carribean, Hawaii or Fiji for not much more. 
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: CCTAU on June 27, 2018, 11:28:21 PM
We stayed off site and just drove there each day. Went to Publix and got some subs with fixings on the side. Put it all in a cooler in the car and came out at lunch and ate. But my daughter was 14 and could hang out with friends. With younger kids, I think the at Park hotels probably make a bigger impact for their first time. 
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 27, 2018, 11:43:56 PM
Last time we went for multiple nights, we stayed off the resort.  The hotel had shuttles running constantly to the park entrances.  No prob. Went through Hotelsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. and if memory serves, got rooms for less than $75 a night. 

Went 2 years ago, but it was a weekend deal where we hit a Luke Bryan concert in Orlando on a Saturday night and drove over to do all the Harry Potter dealio for Snags Light on Sunday. Spent the night and drove back on Monday.  All the Orlando/Disney we wanted.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Saniflush on June 28, 2018, 06:53:05 AM
Last time we went for multiple nights, we stayed off the resort.  The hotel had shuttles running constantly to the park entrances.  No prob. Went through Hotelsdot I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. and if memory serves, got rooms for less than $75 a night.

Went 2 years ago, but it was a weekend deal where we hit a Luke Bryan concert in Orlando on a Saturday night and drove over to do all the Harry Potter dealio for Snags Light on Sunday. Spent the night and drove back on Monday.  All the Orlando/Disney we wanted.
This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 28, 2018, 09:31:21 AM
This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.
Only when I'm out of town and been drinking heavily. 
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on June 28, 2018, 09:42:00 AM
This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.
Normally I'd agree, however it's kinda the opposite.  Mr. Bryan makes them drop their drawers right quick when you get back home.  I speak from experience.


That was my visit to Harry Twatter
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 28, 2018, 09:47:31 AM
Normally I'd agree, however it's kinda the opposite.  Mr. Bryan makes them drop their drawers right quick when you get back home.  I speak from experience.


That was my visit to Harry Twatter
Your words have truth.  She can call me Luke all night long.  Well, for 6 minutes, which includes foreplay and clean up.  But I can pretend it was all night long.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: chinook on June 28, 2018, 10:00:04 AM
Normally I'd agree, however it's kinda the opposite.  Mr. Bryan makes them drop their drawers right quick when you get back home.  I speak from experience.


That was my visit to Harry Twatter


WOW!
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: WiregrassTiger on June 28, 2018, 10:24:35 AM
This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.
See, I thought the cock sucking was the dead give away.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Saniflush on June 28, 2018, 10:52:27 AM
See, I thought the cock sucking was the dead give away.
Not really.  I mean who hasn't been in the position before where sure you want the pussy but you just need the contact comfort no matter who it's from?  That's just a little of the way gay.  But Snaggle, he's all the way gay.  He LOVES the cock!
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: bgreene on June 28, 2018, 11:01:57 AM
This is how I know the gheyness is strong in you.
Well, he was in Orlando
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Snaggletiger on June 28, 2018, 12:15:51 PM
Not really.  I mean who hasn't been in the position before where sure you want the pussy but you just need the contact comfort no matter who it's from?  That's just a little of the way gay.  But Snaggle, he's all the way gay.  He LOVES the cock!
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Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: AUTailgatingRules on June 28, 2018, 04:46:48 PM
We went last year with our 2 kids.  Went in September, stayed at one of the cheap onsite hotels (Pop Century), and got a FREE meal plan.  The meal plan saved us huge.  All told it ended up not much more expensive than beach trip in a decently nice condo.

As much as you are in the parks, it seems silly to pay for one of expensive hotels
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: wesfau2 on June 29, 2018, 08:58:18 AM
Not really.  I mean who hasn't been in the position before where sure you want the pussy but you just need the contact comfort no matter who it's from?  That's just a little of the way gay.  But Snaggle, he's all the way gay.  He LOVES the cock!
You must be the craftiest motherfucker alive!
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Saniflush on June 29, 2018, 09:58:34 AM
You must be the craftiest motherfucker alive!
Only when I'm cornhole'n me a drunk
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Buzz Killington on June 30, 2018, 07:23:15 PM
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Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: bgreene on July 09, 2018, 09:29:30 AM
Now that I'm back, I must say that I talked the wife out of DW and Universal.  Showed her the $ amount.  It was going to cost over $1000 just to walk through the gate.  Top that off with the fact that it stormed every day we were there during the afternoon.  Saved some money and went to LEGOLAND instead.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: Godfather on July 09, 2018, 02:50:05 PM
Now that I'm back, I must say that I talked the wife out of DW and Universal.  Showed her the $ amount.  It was going to cost over $1000 just to walk through the gate.  Top that off with the fact that it stormed every day we were there during the afternoon.  Saved some money and went to LEGOLAND instead.
LegoLand is the tits
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: chinook on July 09, 2018, 03:26:21 PM
LegoLand is the tits
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though i prefer Bushgardens.
Title: Re: As bad as I hate to say it...
Post by: AUJarhead on July 09, 2018, 06:15:56 PM
though i prefer Bushgardens.
I had you pegged as more of a Smoothgardens guy.